area51novel Chapter 361
Chapter 361
Xiao Li: ...
That makes a lot of sense.
I was speechless.
Xiao Li stood there, with an expression on his face. He was stunned for a moment, then his mouth twitched slightly, thinking to himself: "That makes a lot of sense. I was speechless." He frowned, and his family tree flashed through his mind. The yellowed paper and the ancient handwriting seemed to be still vivid in his mind. According to the records in the family tree, his ancestor seemed to be the emperor surnamed Li. Thinking of this, he couldn't help but be full of doubts, secretly pondering: "Why does this Dahongpao mother plant know that my surname is Li, and why is it so clear that I am the descendant of Emperor Li? Could it be that it is telling the truth?"
Little Li felt like a bottle of five flavors had been overturned in his heart, and it was hard to tell the taste for a while, "Well..." He sighed secretly, "This slap was in vain." But then, he suddenly came back to his senses, with unwillingness and struggle in his eyes, "But! It's not right. I just accepted it like this? It can't be... I actually believed the nonsense of a tree. It said it was my ancestor, and I actually believed it. My God, what happened to me?" He raised his hand and rubbed his head, full of annoyance, feeling like he was "pua" by a tea tree. If this matter is told to others, people will laugh their teeth off.
"Pa..." He just wanted to argue a few more words, but before he could open his mouth, the thick branches of the Dahongpao mother plant swung over again, giving him a big slap. This hit made Xiao Li's eyes see stars and his ears buzz.
However, the mother plant of Dahongpao still argued, saying angrily: "So, I am your ancestor, and you dare to speak rudely to me, which is disobedient and unfilial. Should I teach you a lesson? Should I teach you on behalf of your ancestor Emperor Li?" It looked so righteous, as if it was really the ancestor who was high above and was teaching the ignorant younger generation a lesson.
Xiao Li was beaten so hard that he felt dizzy. Although he was not convinced, he felt that it made sense after hearing what it said. He was speechless and secretly complained: "If the mother plant of Dahongpao said so, it is indeed right. He will not say anything even if you beat him. But why do I not believe it? When you were a tree, you should have been in Wushan, southern Fujian. I have never heard that my ancestor Emperor Li went there to play? Who knows the truth? Even if you fool me, I don't know whether it is true or not. So I was beaten by a tree for no reason? And it has a legitimate reason!!! I doubt that the tree is just talking nonsense, but I have no evidence. Can a tree have such a long memory? Can it remember it clearly?" Xiao Li was muttering in his heart, "Pa..." Dahongpao The mother plant of the Red Robe didn't care whether he had thought it through or not, and slapped him in the face again, this time harder than before, and directly stunned Xiao Li. He widened his eyes, his face full of disbelief, and he cried out in his heart: "Is my face going to be swollen tonight? And by a tree! Damn it. How can I explain to my wife when I get home?"
"In this laboratory, you feed me those nutrient solutions every day..." The mother plant of the Red Robe was even more furious at this moment, and the branches and leaves all over the body were trembling with anger, like a flag trembling in the wind, "You just feed me shit all day long!" It yelled loudly, and the vulgar words coming out of its mouth looked particularly funny and made people laugh and cry, "You actually dared to feed shit to your ancestors, just tell me whether you should be beaten or not!" As it said, it raised its branches again, pretending to beat again.
"Pa..." Another big slap, Xiao Li staggered and almost fell to the ground.
"No, I want to save you, but I have to give you nutrient solution every day? How can it be shit!!!" Xiao Li was also anxious, covering his face and stiffening his neck to retort, feeling so wronged. He had tried so hard to bring the tree back to life, but he didn't expect to be beaten and scolded so badly. How could he go to seek justice?
"You still don't accept it..." The mother plant of Dahongpao stared at him, her eyes full of anger, "I just want to ask you what is in the nutrient solution?"
Xiao Li was stunned by the question, and immediately felt like a deflated ball, "Uh uh uh..." He hesitated for a long time and couldn't answer. Thinking about it carefully, hey... the ingredients of the nutrient solution really seem to be something that people eat. He was so depressed and secretly complained: "So, hey... he really is eating shit for people."
"You are insulting me." The mother plant of Dahongpao was still unyielding and angrily complained, "Tell me what you have done. Not only did you feed me shit, you also peeled my skin and scraped my bones. It's so cruel. Today, I will scold you lightly." As it spoke, it waved its branches, as if it had suffered a great injustice and wanted to ask Xiao Li for an explanation..
"That old ancestor... I... I really just want to save you." Xiao Li was a little guilty at this moment. Unconsciously, under the strong "oppression" of the mother plant of Dahongpao, he had already regarded it as his ancestor, and he spoke unconsciously with a bit of flattery. "Scraping bones and peeling skin is to remove the necrotic part of you, and injecting nutrient solution is to make you alive..." He tried to explain clearly, hoping to make the mother plant of Dahongpao calm down.
"I don't want to listen... I don't want to listen!" The mother plant of Dahongpao turned its head like a child with a temper, and looked like it would not listen to anything. "Anyway, you should reflect on yourself. You are a rebellious disciple, I am so disappointed!" As it said, it turned around resolutely, took that peculiar step, and hopped to Suning, leaving Comrade Xiao Li aside and ignoring him.
This made Comrade Xiao Li very sad. He stood there with bruises all over his face, aggrieved and helpless, his eyes slightly red. He looked so pitiful.
The mother plant of Dahongpao jumped in front of Suning, and immediately changed her expression. She said with a smile: "Well, not bad... good brother, since you have saved me and let me break through the limit and break free... then, I will admit that you are my good brother."
Suning was surprised when he heard it, his eyes widened, and he asked in disbelief: "Brother???"
The mother plant of Dahongpao tilted its "head" and thought for a long time. As if it had made a great decision, it said slowly: "I can only call you big brother... "It shook its branches, and its tone was unquestionable, "Don't go too far! You can only call me big brother... You can never call me master or something disgusting."
Xiao Li was listening to it and almost vomited blood. "Puff..." He was so angry that he vomited blood and secretly complained in his heart: "You call him brother, big brother? You want me to call you ancestor! Then what should I call him?" He just felt dizzy and was about to collapse. What was going on? It was a mess, and he was completely confused.
The others present were stunned by this dramatic scene from the beginning. Now, watching the mother plant of Dahongpao evolve from a quiet plant to a lively and peculiar appearance, saying "I" and "Fuck" all the time, they were dumbfounded and couldn't come back to their senses for a long time. They were all thinking: "This tree! It's actually alive? Not just the simple kind of alive... but the kind of alive that looks like a person, with a temper and ideas!!!" This scene was too bizarre, beyond everyone's imagination, as if it broke their cognition of everything in the world, making it difficult for people to accept it for a while, but they had to believe the facts they saw.
Everyone was speechless.
Seeing the mother plant of Dahongpao evolve from a plant to an animal.
Calling him "I" all the time, fuck...
Everyone was dumbfounded.
This tree!
It's actually alive?
Not the kind of alive... but the kind of alive!!!
Yes, it's alive.
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