Tokyo Girlfriend Guide

Chapter 1005: Miyamizu Yotsuha's Shrine is about to start stealing money

"It's well known that cats are liquid creatures."

"The 'locked room' in the locked room murder case is a condition for humans. There is no such thing as a locked room for cats."

"Lock the doors and windows in advance, and then use the cat's mischief to knock over the candle and cause a fire; let the cat carry the poison gas directly into the secret room to kill people directly; implant the fear of cats into the deceased's heart through psychological suggestion and guidance, and kill people through psychology..."

"Or they may have cats carry murder weapons or other deliberately fabricated evidence to other people's homes to frame them; or they may steal cats from other people's homes to train them to kill..."

"Similar killing methods have been used by monkeys and dogs, but these are too obvious."

“Wherever they appear, they will definitely leave traces. Although monkeys are smart, obedient and easy to train, they are too conspicuous in the city.

The Japanese police's methods of solving cases are so simple and crude. They can find witnesses 100% through large-scale investigations and visits. As long as there is one eyewitness, the whole trick will be easily exposed.

So although the "monkey trick" looks clever, the risk of being discovered and being discovered is too great."

"Dogs are different. Like monkeys, they are smart and easy to train, but they are even more obedient. Humans have much more experience in training dogs than monkeys, so it's easier to kill them. Most importantly, dogs are inconspicuous in the city and are easy to hide."

At this point, Hojo Kyosuke paused, looked at Yukinoshita Yukino who was listening very attentively, raised the corners of his mouth slightly, and said slowly with a playful voice:

"But like the monkey, the 'Dog Trick' also has a fatal weakness..."

Hearing this, the black-haired girl with light blue eyes full of wisdom was stunned. Dogs actually have shortcomings?

As she listened to what Hojo Kyosuke said, she felt that using dogs to kill people was perfect, with no flaws except that it required sacrificing a dog's life.

Yukino raised her little face and looked at someone with a questioning look.

Hojo Kyosuke originally wanted to tease him by saying something like "Do you want to know? Please beg me", but after thinking about it he gave up. Yukinoshita is not Eriri, she won't get angry and yell "I order you to tell me immediately", or act like a spoiled child like Nozomi, smiling innocently and saying "Nozomi, I really want to know, Kyosuke-kun just tell me~".

The girl named Yukinoshita Yukino has a desire to win that is so strong that it can ignite the air. If she hears words like that, her face will immediately turn black, and then she will turn her body to face the enemy from behind, and start to sulk silently, while racking her brains to think of the answer.

The more I thought about it, the harder I thought about it, the more I thought about it day and night, and the more I tried my best to think about it. In the end, the more I thought about it, the angrier I got. Every time we met, I didn't say a word, and my eyes were like knives that kept stabbing me.

Asking her what's wrong will only give her a cold "Nothing!!"

Alas, Hojo Kyosuke often felt sad about his own wisdom. He could have eaten a knife from Yukino, but in the end he softened his heart.

"Because of loyalty!" He solved the mystery with a smile.

"loyalty?"

Yukinoshita repeated it, but the doubts in her heart were not answered. Instead, her beautiful eyes became more confused.

Hojo Kyosuke smiled:

"Xue-no, you don't kill people often, so you don't understand. The favorite thing for murderers to do is to return to the scene."

The girl's long eyebrows first relaxed, then frowned again.

She gave someone a reproachful look and said, "What do you mean I don't kill people often? It makes sense that you kill people often."

On the other hand, Shuntaka Hirata, who was driving, was extremely excited. He felt that his long-held suspicion had finally been confirmed. His elder brother was indeed an extraordinary person!

After thinking for a while, Yukinoshita said softly, "I know that some serial killers regard killing as an art, and they regard the horrified expressions of the audience and the puzzled performances of the police as praise for themselves.

Some ordinary murderers will also return to the scene in order to obtain the latest intelligence, hoping that they will not leave any evidence, but also feel proud in their nervousness. In the field of psychology, this is called "double tendency."

As if she had sorted out her thoughts through words, Yukinoshita Yukino's voice became clearer and calmer.

Hojo Kyosuke, who was sitting on the other side, also nodded repeatedly to show his agreement. Seeing this, the girl couldn't help but slightly raised her chin and revealed a reserved yet proud smile, but she immediately concealed it.

“Humans tame monkeys by relying on fear. If the master of fear itself does not appear, the monkeys will run away under the control of wildness and destroy the last evidence by themselves.

Dogs don't want to be like this. Although we don't want to admit it, dogs are indeed man's best friend. Do humans train dogs based on friendship? Or loyalty?

Whether the dog owner uses his dog to kill people, or trains the dog and then sends it out to kill people, "loyalty" will become the biggest flaw. "

At this point, Yukinoshita seemed to be thinking of something and burst into laughter. For a moment, the whole carriage was filled with the clear laughter of young girls.

Hirata Shuntaka, who was holding the steering wheel, felt a chill all over his body. This woman was not a simple character. She was very knowledgeable about the psychology of murderers, as if she had studied hundreds of murderers. She even laughed happily when she talked about the specific methods of killing.

What a perfect match for Big Brother!

Hirata Shuntaka had every reason to believe that if the three people sitting in this car at this moment worked together to commit the crime, it would be impossible to solve the case even if all the police in the world were called in!

Well, he is a character in RPG games that deliberately increases the difficulty of the game. Although he will bear a lot of abuse and dissatisfaction, he is indispensable, because without him, the heroine and the heroine will not be able to show their strength.

Looking at Yukino who was smiling so happily, Hojo Kyosuke also imitated the girl's previous behavior and made an innocent and curious expression.

When Yukinoshita saw someone so "girly" with her big smiling eyes, she was stunned at first, and then her little face immediately darkened. It was obvious that she knew that this guy was imitating her.

This guy... is a perfect match for Sakura!

Although she gritted her teeth, Yukinoshita Yukino was indeed the goddess of fairness who held the victory in her grasp.

Hojo Kyosuke gave the correct answer without any delay, so Miss Justice Superman naturally didn't want to make things difficult for him.

The girl glared at someone fiercely, but unfortunately, under her pretty and lovely face, the glare was shy and angry, and almost stunned the person.

"I just wanted to...Pfft~~"

Yukino just opened her mouth and laughed again:

"The murderer in a hoodie returned to the scene, standing at the outermost edge of the crowd, looking indifferently at the murder scene and the detectives within the cordon. His eyes, hidden under the shadow of his hat, were filled with complacency and cruelty..."

The girl's description was very vivid and lived up to her status as second in the grade.

"…Then, just when the killer was about to leave after confirming that the criminals had not caught him at all, the dog left at the scene as evidence suddenly broke free, barking loudly, and happily rushed towards the killer."

At this point, Yukino's voice was filled with laughter:

"The prisoner had no chance to escape before he was knocked to the ground by the dog, which kept licking his face with its big tongue, and his hood was pulled off. When he finally broke free and stood up, he found that he had been surrounded by police.

The dog had no idea what was happening and just kept circling around the murderer, immersed in the happiness of finding its owner.”

After saying this, the girl could no longer suppress her laughter. She raised the little hand that was used only for thinking, covered her mouth and laughed. Her laughter was clear and pleasant.

Hojo Kyosuke also smiled out of courtesy, but in fact, such a scene had already appeared in his mind.

It is obvious that Yukinoshita Yukino is not a silly or ordinary girl like Eriri and Kato Megumi. Although laughter rarely appears in her life, her restraint can make her calm down quickly.

"And the superiority of the 'cat trick' over the 'dog trick' that you mentioned, Hojo, is also due to 'loyalty', right?"

The girl said calmly.

Hojo Kyosuke raised his eyebrows but said nothing.

Yukinoshita tilted her head in dissatisfaction. Even though she loved cats very much, she had to admit that when it came to loyalty, cats were not even as loyal as dogs licking their fur.

Compared to dogs, cats can be said to be completely invisible creatures in the city. No matter where they appear, they will not look strange. Their presence is probably lower than, than... Ka, Kano... Kato! Even lower than Kato Megumi.

Moreover, it will not stay at the scene after the trick is completed. It will probably run away long ago. Even if it is trapped at the scene, it will not rush over excitedly like a dog after seeing its owner.

How can it be repaired?

I'm so upset! My cat actually won the killing competition!

Miss Justice Superman roared in her heart, and her cute toes in her little leather shoes curled up tightly.

Moreover! And the victory was won in such an ignominious way!

Ahhhh, damn Hojo Kyosuke, who would seriously study how to use cats to kill people and the superiority of cats killing people.

"Compared to monkeys and dogs, what advantages do cats have in killing people?"

Is this the subject of your new work? Can you also call this a national teacher? You are not teaching the whole nation with a whip, you are teaching them to commit crimes!

Oh, no, such a statement does not exist in Neon.

Exposing the dark side of society, including these methods of murder, is a very positive thing. After all, these things do exist if they are not exposed.

Yukinoshita Yukino was annoyed, but in the end she had to admit that Hojo Kyosuke was indeed a master of killing.

Ah...what's going on? Why am I suddenly looking forward to his next work?

Are we really going to write a mystery novel with cats as the main characters? That would be a real breakthrough, and the status of cats would definitely be raised to an unprecedented level!

Thinking of this, Yukinoshita asked directly.

"Well……"

Hojo Kyosuke raised his right hand and rubbed his chin a few times. He had just shaved in the morning and there was no stubble at all. His skin was so good that it made many women jealous.

Finally, he said frankly: "Actually, I haven't thought about what to write in my next book. I was just teasing you when I talked about looking up information."

Yukinoshita Yukino: (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

"You guy..."

The girl gritted her teeth.

Then she turned around and never looked at that person again.

Angry, angry, angry!

Obviously, if you have such great talent, you should write good books!

Amid the groundless accusations, Yukinoshita couldn't help but start thinking about someone's advice.

"After our shrine is built, I will ask Kyousuke-san to help write a book! The content will be about the supernatural events that happened around the cat god of our shrine. In other words, it is the kind of thing that appears to be supernatural events on the surface, but is actually a murderous trick.

……

Oh! You must have listened to me, Master Yukino. Killing people is more exciting than fulfilling wishes! There is nothing that can help you gain popularity faster than a god who can show his power and kill people!

The stupid people will rush to pay the protection fee! Then the bank will definitely send money trucks to the shrine every day to take away the money! You, Yukino-sama, will be in charge of counting the money. Then sell the amulets on the shrine's website, and write "Not dead by cat amulets" on it! It will definitely sell out!"

Such a voice echoed in the ears of Yukinoshita Yukino. She really couldn't understand why an elegant and noble woman like Mitsuha Miyamizu would have a sister like this, even though they were both daughters of a thousand-year-old priest family.

Uh...but after traveling during the Golden Week and interacting more with Mitsuha Miyamizu, she could barely understand it.

The former miko who seemed to be extremely elegant and full of strange beauty in every move was actually not what she seemed...

Anyway, Yukino is not interested in Miyamizu Yotsuba's money-making plan, but it would be great if that little girl could really convince Hojo Kyosuke to write a mystery novel about the Cat God murder case.

Quite a fantastic combination, it will be a big hit!

Win! Win! Win!

I have cat novels to read, Yotsuba's Shrine is very popular, and Hojo earns royalties, it's a win-win situation for all three parties!

The girl thought to herself, then quietly turned her head to look at the boy beside her, and saw that the guy was looking out the window, his handsome profile revealing a thoughtful look.

Are you thinking about how to kill someone again?

If the search records of these writers were exposed, it would probably scare a lot of people, and even advertisers wouldn’t know what to recommend to them.

This guy seems to be very doting on both Nozomi and Mitsuha's sister. With Yotsuha's shameless personality, if she begs him, it seems that Hojo might really agree.

Thinking of this, Yukinoshita suddenly became happy.

Although the cat defeated the dog in such an ignominious way, it still won. From now on, a deep cat's paw print will be left in the world of mystery literature! Countless writers will imitate and carry forward the "cat trick"!

As she thought about it, the girl couldn't help but laugh.

It was at this moment that she suddenly noticed that the vehicle had stopped.

Oh, it turns out that Hojo wasn’t thinking about killing anyone, but was thinking about a date with me.

Yukinoshita Yukino suddenly felt a little shy. (End of this chapter)