Tokyo Girlfriend Guide

Chapter 841 Kyousuke, please don't mention your father's name in the future

Yukinoshita Haruno quickly walked forward and put a cat hairpin that her sister had bought during the day on Hojo Kyosuke's head.

“Meow~ meow~~”

She hid behind Hojo and meowed loudly like a cat, but there was nothing she could do because her useless sister had just drunk some low-alcohol liquor and was already dizzy, so her voice could not be heard if she was too soft.

"Xue-no~~Xue-no~~I am the tallest cat in the world, my name is Gao Gao Miao De Si~~"

Yukino, who was holding onto one of Hojo Kyosuke's arms, shook her slender body constantly. Following the sound of the cat's cry, she looked at the figure in front of her, first with her eyes narrowed, then with her eyes wide open. Her face was confused at first, then happy, and then confused...

Hojo Kyosuke didn't know what image he showed in Yukino's eyes at this moment, he only knew that the girl looked at him with kindness.

"Meow~ Meow~ Gao Gao meow? What a cute name~"

Yukino had a perverted smile on her face, took hesitant steps forward, raised her two little hands and touched Hojo Kyosuke's head.

"Hey! Gao Gao meow! Your ears are so hard, so magical! You really are the tallest cat in the world. Did you evolve to this shape because you are afraid of strong winds?

Oh, the higher you stand, the farther you can hear. Actually, soft ears are better, but hard ones are also cute, ha, haha~~

Gao Gao meow~~ Gao Gao meow~~ Hehe——

Why don't you call it a long meow? Look, cats all have stripes~~

Meow……"

Yukinoshita Yukino smiled foolishly, touching the plastic cat ears with a look of satisfaction, and her cute little mouth kept muttering.

Looking at the drunkard in front of him, Hojo Kyosuke's eyes rolled around, trying his best to suppress the desire to take out his mobile phone to record the video.

No, if Yukinoshita knew about this, she would definitely try to assassinate me! If she and Hui get along well and ask the world's number one Assassin to do it, I'm afraid I'll be dead!

But, could Yukino be so cute?

Yukino raised her hands high, her face almost touching his, and the warm, alcohol-smelling air from her mouth and nose blew onto her face. He could even see every one of her eyelashes.

That face full of youthful vitality was indeed too cute after losing its coldness, just like a cat standing up and fiddling with a cat toy with its hands, silly and adorable.

Yes, that’s how Yang described the situation.

A short-haired exoskeleton girl squatted on the ground, supporting her chin with one hand and recording a video with a cellphone in the other.

Hmm~~ Should I send it to my mom? I'm so confused.

Go ahead...If Yukino finds out, she will probably ignore me for a year.

I won’t send it… How could I not send it?

It's rare to see Xiao Xueno so happy. Her mother would be very happy too, but her father would probably be very sad. Hahahaha——

I hope Kyosuke won’t be blocked in the room by his father with a knife tomorrow morning.

Yang No happily clicked send, and her Iron Man mother, or Gundam mother, replied to the message immediately as usual.

It's strange. Usually, if I ask my mother for something important, she will respond at any time. But now it's early morning. Doesn't my mother need to keep her mind clear? Or... has she not slept since she received the photo of Yukino just now?

Far away in Tokyo, a house in Adachi District

The room was pitch black. A woman in plain white pajamas was leaning against the head of the bed, leaning against a pillow. The faint fluorescence of the mobile phone screen illuminated her face. Her appearance was similar to that of Yang Noyukino, delicate and elegant.

There was only a faint smile on Yukinoshita Chiyo's face, far less kind than she was during the day. Perhaps this was her true emotion.

She looked at the picture displayed on her phone calmly. The little daughter's pretty face was covered with chessboards. At first it was just tic-tac-toe, and later it became densely packed with Gobang. The cute little face was full of anger and unwillingness to admit defeat, as if she was ready for another battle at any time.

She has been looking like this ever since she received the news from her eldest daughter a few days ago.

In the early morning hours, she just quietly looked at the photo of her younger daughter in her older daughter's chat box.

From time to time, she would turn her head and look from west to south, which was the direction of Atami, and also the direction where her daughters were.

I don't know how long I waited. The woman was looking at the photo very attentively, as if she wanted to help her daughter come up with a winning strategy.

Suddenly, a new message popped up, it was a video.

Without any hesitation, she clicked on the video and turned up the volume, without paying any attention to her husband who was sleeping beside her.

“… Meow~ Meow~ Tall meow~~… Hard ones are also cute…”

A soft voice came from the phone, and the woman's face smiled more. She raised her left hand and carefully touched the girl who was imitating a cat's meow on the screen with her index finger, just like Yukino touched Hojo Kyosuke.

"Um……?"

Mr. Yukinoshita opened his eyes dazedly, and his unfocused eyes subconsciously searched for the light source and sound.

"What's wrong? Chiyo?" he asked vaguely.

Mrs. Yukinoshita gently touched her husband's face, closed his eyes again, and said softly:

"Nothing happened, just go back to sleep."

She was a little surprised that her husband woke up, because during his absurd teenage years, this man could sleep soundly in a mahjong parlor.

I guess I recorded my daughter’s voice into the alarm system?

Yukinoshita Chiyo thought with amusement.

"……oh oh……"

Mr. Yukinoshita responded dazedly, and was about to perform the act of falling asleep in one second. But just as his consciousness was about to fall into the abyss, a thought came into his mind.

"Isn't that Yukino's voice?"

People who sleep regularly know that there is always a moment between falling asleep and falling asleep when the brain becomes unusually clear, just like taking NZT-48.

Mr. Yukinoshita woke up suddenly, then jumped out of the quilt, shamelessly squeezed next to his wife, and completed the loving couple's hug in one second.

The woman smiled and twisted her body slightly to make herself more comfortable in her husband's arms.

"It was sent by Yang No. It seems that Yukino is having a lot of fun." She said with a smile.

The picture displayed on the phone turned into the previous picture of playing chess with face.

"Haha... Damn it! My precious daughter!"

Mr. Yukinoshita only laughed twice before his happiness turned into indignation, but he couldn't help but crane his neck to see more clearly, to see the adorable expression on his little daughter's face.

They really had a lot of fun. It seems like I haven’t seen Yukino so happy in a long time.

In anyone else's eyes, Yukino Yukinoshita in the photo is definitely not happy. Her face is covered with chessboard graffiti, and she is the loser. Her face is full of unwillingness and burning fighting spirit. If it were an ordinary person, she would have collapsed and cried.

But she is Yukinoshita Yukino, and even if she knows it is a provocation, she will still respond with a heroic laugh like a hero.

"Haha, what a cheap way of provoking someone!"

"But it doesn't matter, I will satisfy you if you are eager to fail!"

She is always like this, pursuing excellence, pursuing excellence, and longing for victory.

Surpass others, surpass the world, and even surpass yourself.

"Justice", she pursues it precisely because such a thing does not exist in the world.

Mr. Yukinoshita has a kind face and a perverted smile. If Hojo Kyosuke saw it, he would definitely scream. Isn't this the same expression as when his father kissed his butt after his parents gave him a bath when he was a baby!

He was not satisfied with just stretching his neck to look, so he raised and lowered one hand, wanting to take his wife's phone but not daring to. Although the couple had no agreement not to look at each other's phones, he could not help but be in awe of his goddess-like wife even after so many years of marriage.

Chiyo Yukinoshita really had no intention of handing the phone to her husband, because she knew that this man could look at the photos of his daughters and drink two bottles of wine while reminiscing about the past.

After she had savored the moment enough, she clicked on the video.

Yukinoshita Yukino appeared on the screen in a dazed and drunk state with a flushed face, and her little red mouth kept meowing.

Ahhhhhhhhhh!!! My and Chiyo's daughter is so cute!! She's almost as cute as her mom!

Mr. Yukinoshita screamed in his heart at first, but the next second he realized that his little daughter had drunk alcohol, and he immediately said angrily with heartache:

"How can you let Yukino drink? Who told her to... um..."

Halfway through his words, he suddenly saw the name in the chat box, and his expression instantly became kind and gentle.

Oh, yes, it's Haruno, then it's okay. Hahaha, if Haruno is here...

"What a mix!! Who is that boy! Why is he touching my daughter's hand with his head!

Ahhhh! I'm going to pull out all the hair he has that touched Yukino-chan. I'm going to peel off his scalp!

How despicable! He actually used a cat hairpin to seduce my cute and innocent daughter!

Wuwuwu... What's wrong with liking cats? Why should I be treated like this, Yukino-chan! Yukino-chan!!!"

Chiyo Yukinoshita ignored her husband's antics, but her gaze also shifted from her daughter to Hojo Kyosuke.

Hairpin? As expected, it belonged to Yukino. As for the person who put it on Hojo-kun's head...

The woman looked at Hojo Kyosuke's face, which was trying to hold back a smile. Even though he was being held by two women, he was still incredibly handsome.

Then she looked at her husband who was acting funny. The man had already thrown back the quilt, climbed up, and was searching for his cell phone.

"Moshimoshi, is that Hojo-san?"

Mr. Yukinoshita was talking loudly into his cell phone.

Hojo Ichiro, who was woken up, was not in a good mood and asked in a bad tone what was going on.

Mr. Yukinoshita yelled, "What do I want to talk to you about in the middle of the night? I should be the one asking you this! Do you think I don't want to sleep? Huh? Am I born not to like sleeping?"

Hojo Ichiro covered his phone and ran out of the bedroom, the living room, the door, the elevator, and to another street. He then turned back to make sure that he would not disturb his wife's sleep, and then said with a bad expression:

"Haha, who knows? What if Mrs. Yukinoshita forced you to sleep on the sofa in the living room and you suffer from insomnia?"

Yukinoshita Souju naturally refused to acknowledge him: "What nonsense are you talking about! My wife and I have the best relationship in the world, and we are planning to have a third child next year!"

"..."

The two old fathers, who were angry for various reasons, quarreled like children for a while, and then talked about the reason for the call.

"My son? Touching your daughter's hand with his head? And he was so despicable as to use a cat ear hairpin as bait?"

Hojo Ichiro scratched his ears, looking confused.

Yukinoshita Souji gave his affirmation.

After promising to make sure his son would not leave his sight tonight, Hojo Ichiro walked back in a daze. As he walked, a light bulb suddenly lit up in his head.

"That's not right. Isn't it her daughter who is touching my son's head? It's my son who is being taken advantage of!"

After thinking this through, his thoughts suddenly became clear.

It turns out that the trouble caused by my evil son has finally come upon me!

Ah, I should have returned to Hokkaido earlier.

What a troublesome and rebellious son! I have told him so many times that he is not allowed to say that I am his father when he goes out!

When Ichiro Hojo, wearing only a pair of shorts, huddled back into the room, his wife had indeed woken up.

Hojo Mikiko smiled and asked, "Is it about Kyosuke?"

"Yeah, it seems like I played a trick on Ms. Yukino and her father called."

Ichiro Hojo crawled into the bed, and before he could react, his wife hugged his hairy legs. The warm feeling made him squint his eyes.

As expected, sons and such are just accidents. Only my wife is...only my wife and daughter are the best!

This is what Ichiro Hojo thought as he left his son, daughter and wife to enjoy their own world.

"Hehe~ Is it okay? Yukino's father seems very angry?"

Mikiko smiled sweetly. She had just woken up for a while and had already checked her phone. There were a lot of messages from Sakura, Nozomi and Eriri on it, all of which were happy moments of playing games.

When Yamauchi Sakura was still a third-grade kid, Hojo Mikiko was able to become her first-name friend. During the time she lived in Ruyi Dormitory, Eriri and the others were naturally captured by her and liked to send messages whenever they had something to do. Kasumigaoka even planned to invite Hojo Mikiko to be her parent during the sports festival, but unfortunately she was fooled by her clever mother. She didn't have the jutsu of clones, so there must be no precedent for such a thing!

"I don't understand. His words were very harsh, but his tone sounded very happy. He even boasted to me that he and his wife were planning to have a third child."

Hojo Ichiro scratched his head, not understanding how the mature and respectable Yukinoshita Congressman who had appeared at the awards ceremony had become like this. One personality for the day and one for the night? Or was he mentally ill because of his daughter?

Ha! That's a good thing!

He took out his cell phone, opened the address book, found a group, and decisively blocked all of them.

The surnames in it include but are not limited to: Yukinoshita, Spencer, Kasumigaoka...

Kyosuke, please don't mention my name when you are sailing on the sea in the future.

With a beautiful wish in mind, Hojo Ichiro embraced his fragrant wife and fell asleep again. (End of this chapter)