Tokyo Girlfriend Guide

Chapter 675 I'll teach you how to save someone who has lost his memory

"I have heard it, yes, I have heard it, the horrible legend that has been buried deep in my memory."

"There is a forbidden sword technique in this world that does not exist in anyone's memory. It does not mean that anyone who knows about it will be destroyed. The truth is far more terrifying than this."

"The moment he swung his knife, it was as if death itself appeared in the world. The people standing in front of him would choose to lose their memories because they could not bear the materialized fear, and forget the fear they faced. This is the body's instinctive protection, so as not to let the fear beyond death extinguish their consciousness."

"This is it! The legend in the legend, the taboo that only exists in the legend - the Forgotten Swordsman!!!"

"The Forgotten Swordsman disdains to take away lives. What he does is something more terrifying and taboo - taking away memories! With just one strike, he can take away the opponent's memories. Facing an opponent who is ignorant of the immensity of heaven and earth, the Forgotten Swordsman forgives the opponent's rudeness and gives the opponent a chance to start a new life. This is the unique skill of the Forgotten Swordsman!"

"Universal Memory Swordsmanship - Reincarnate as a Human Slasher!!!"

A violent and secretive roar echoed throughout the dojo.

“Oooooooh ...

"Become a human killer again!!"

Everyone chanted along, repeating it over and over again, getting louder and louder.

The people in the dojo who were discussing the competition between Hojo Kyousuke and Nishimura Ryuta all made sounds of sudden realization. Nagase Ichiro, who was about to go on stage, looked around with a serious face for the person who was talking, wanting to know more information. There were many people who did the same thing as him. Fortunately, although that person had the ability to take advantage of the situation and turn against the enemy in an instant, the people here were all strong swordsmen, so he immediately found the person who was talking.

A bear-like thing sat in the middle of the members of the Rampage Angels, wearing a very long special attack suit that looked like a medieval wizard's robe. This was originally worn by people with higher status in the bad organization, but under the improvement of Hojo Kyousuke, the people in their organization have developed a good habit of wearing suits, so they don't care about this tradition.

He had messy gray hair, and was sitting cross-legged with his hands clasped on his thighs. His flat eyes sparkled with wisdom.

That's right, who else could possess such amazing wisdom, knowledge and insight, other than the third greatest swordsman in Tokyo? Zaimokuza Yoshiteru, here you go!

"Hey, that boy, can you tell me more details?"

Someone came up to Zaimokuza and asked in a low voice. This person was an attendant of Chief Inspector Takenaka. Seeing that his boss was interested in what had just been said, he hurried over to ask.

"Ugh! Ugh!"

Zaimokuza coughed twice in a strange manner, becoming even more mysterious and confusing:

"Things like this are top secret even within the organization. No one except someone like me who has signed a contract (application for membership) with the General Manager and sworn an oath under the witness of the White Robe Witch (Hiratsuka Shizuka) will know about it."

He said in a dull voice.

For a moment, those who didn't know Zaimokuza Yoshiki's character were really frightened. The swordsman who was a doctor whispered to the people around him:

"It could be Hojo Kyo... Hojo-kun has studied how to beat someone into retrograde amnesia. It's so scary that someone would deliberately study this technology, and actually succeed in doing it?"

Over there, Inspector Takenaka also looked at the Sixth Hokage with a look of surprise and asked:

"Otsuka-san, how come I've been training in the dojo for ten years and I've never heard of such a unique skill in the dojo? Is it a sword technique that only the heir can learn?"

"This……"

Yoichiro Otsuka opened his mouth, wanting to say that he didn't know either, but when he saw Zaimokuza, who was like a bear over there, already started telling the people around him, he really couldn't open his mouth.

Zaimokuza was generous. He first talked about the fate of "forgetting the swordsman" and "becoming a human slayer again".

"...In the siege of 3,000 people, the Forgotten Swordsman was not panicked at all. He even felt a little pity for those poor opponents. He felt sad and uncomfortable because he would have to end their lives with his own hands. But the Forgotten Swordsman is great. He did not learn swordsmanship to deprive others of their lives.

Under such a difficult situation, the Forgotten Swordsman suddenly realized that he had the best talent in the universe and came up with a sword technique that could bring peace to the world, that is "Reborn as a Human Slayer"! As long as the memories of these people are deleted and they forget their grievances with him, the battle can be resolved peacefully.

However, "Rebirth Slash" was too powerful, even the Forgotten Swordsman could not grasp its power in the first place, just one strike! At that time, the three thousand enemies who besieged him were all slashed and all their memories since birth were lost.

After the Forgotten Swordsman left, some brave people came to investigate, but they only saw three thousand men crying and crawling on the ground.

"Wow—"

The people who were listening to the story were instantly in an uproar. They all gasped and even breathed more lightly.

Because Zaimokuza Yoshiki's storytelling ability is so outstanding, it brings an unparalleled sense of immersion, and such a scene can't help but appear in everyone's mind.

On a scorched brown wasteland, the forgotten swordsman Hojo Kyosuke stood with his sword in hand, surrounded by waves of enemies from all directions. But even in this situation, Hojo still had a compassionate heart and was unwilling to kill. When he left like a wisp of wind, only 3,000 swordsmen who had forgotten all hatred and whose minds were as pure as angels were left on the wasteland.

"I see, no wonder he's called the 'Forgotten Swordsman'!"

"Damn it! So strong! "Reincarnate as a human being"!"

"No wonder Naito admires Hojo Kyosuke so much. He is indeed a great man."

"Indeed, Nishimura Ryuta just now was such an arrogant villain before, but after Hojo-kun helped him to turn himself around, he immediately became a different person."

"..."

Everyone around started talking about it, even the bigwigs from Superintendent Takenaka Kenichi's side were listening with great interest. And Zaimokuza's bear-like figure became taller and taller, and for a moment, even though he had a head of mixed hair, he looked a little more mysterious.

"Sikuniichi! It turns out Hojo-san has such a powerful move! Kind yet powerful, this is what a real man is like!"

Totsuka Ayaka exclaimed, covering her mouth.

"Pfft-cough cough cough!"

Hearing this, Hikigaya Hachiman, who looked like he was going to die from social spit, almost choked to death and turned around and said:

"Wait, Ayaka, you're not really going to believe Zaimokuza's lies, are you?!"

Totsuka Ayaka blinked her confused eyes and asked in confusion: "Ah? Isn't it true? Mr. Nishimura just now really has lost his memory."

"That's a concussion!" Hikigaya's eyes widened.

Totsuka said seriously: "Yes, Zaimokuza-san has just explained the principle of the Forgotten Swordsman's development of "Reborn Human Slash", which is to use the brain's protection mechanism for the body."

"Well……"

Hikigaya was speechless for a moment.

Chuunibyou is just annoying!

Adding a fantasy filter to something real turns it into something completely different, but if you insist on explaining it, it can be a sophistry. If you ask why Hikigaya knows this, as an unknown god who has written seven diaries in the divine world, he knows a lot about it.

Diary of the Divine Realm? Isn't it said that this world was created by God? Is there any problem if I call the Earth the Divine Realm? If not, at least I have the right to name the room, right? My room is the Hikigaya Divine Realm where light and darkness coexist, chaos and order interweave.

Oh, although I had thought of this explanation early on, but when the teacher visited my home, he forgot to take the Divine World Diary away from the sofa. After being seen, I could only explain that it was written by the cat Xuedong. After all, they are all middle school students, and they still use their rooms as secret bases or something, ah da yo~

"Ahem, in any case, don't listen to Zaimokuza's nonsense!" Hikigaya said seriously.

Hikigaya Komachi next to her laughed so hard that she held her stomach:

“Hahaha, Caijiaojiang, don’t you know that my brother is also a Dark Flame Swordsman? He has a move that can summon… uh, uh…”

The cute little sister Komachi's mouth was sealed by her brother before she could finish her words.

"Shut up!" Hikigaya shouted in a panic. Noticing his sister's threatening look, he immediately whispered:

"I'll buy you next month's magazine!"

Komachi cheered, "Yeah~ My brother now has a very high score here at Komachi~~"

"Um, um... Komachi, my name is Ayaka~"

"Huh? Didn't I say Ayaka?"

"You mean bell peppers."

"Ah, that's probably because you're so cute, Ayaka-chan. It reminded me of my favorite bell peppers."

This was a lie. In order to learn how to eat bell peppers, Komachi cooked bell pepper dishes for a whole month. During that time, even his burps smelled like bell peppers. As a result, he was nicknamed the Bell Pepper Monster when he went to school.

Hikigaya remained silent.

"Ugh! Ugh!"

General Jianhao made another strange coughing sound. Next, he was going to explain the efforts made by the Forgotten Swordsman to master the "Rebirth of Human Slash". He had already thought about it. He first used ants for experiments, then beetles, then sparrows, puppies, and finally death row prisoners. With the help of the Forgotten Swordsman, the death row prisoners all became pure (Ruozhi) good people.

Hikigaya, who was standing by, saw that Zaimokuza was about to start making up a story again. Fearing that the lovely Totsuka's angelic mind would be further brainwashed, he quickly grabbed Zaimokuza's arm and whispered:

"You better stop it, this is not a school. When the adults find out you've been fooled, they won't just give you a beating and then forgive you. Maybe your father will even kneel down and apologize!"

Zaimokuza was shocked, swallowed hard, and looked around, looking at those mature faces like his father, he finally came back to his senses from his endless vanity. Seeing these adults all fascinated by his story, he narcissistically thought that maybe after school started, he could ask Minister Hojo to help him debut in a light novel.

But now, after hearing what Hikigaya said, he realized that the people who listened to the story today not only brought him greater satisfaction, but also brought him greater punishment when he found out that he was fooled. Although his companions in the organization looked ferocious, they would happily applaud themselves even if they found out that they were fooled. Now it is different.

The hand on his thigh was shaking a little bit. He looked at Nagase Ichiro who sincerely asked him how to defend against "Re-Become a Human Slash". In his memory, this man introduced himself as the section chief of the Express Group. He thought that such a strong company, with a higher position than his father, was asking him for advice now. He was so satisfied that he planned to make up a few difficult enemies that the Forgotten Swordsman had encountered and tell him.

Now it seems that...

"Ahem...you are insulting me! I am loyal to Minister Hojo and will never reveal any information!"

Yes, that’s right. Later, I’ll ask the commander-in-chief to knock all the memories out of these guys’ heads!

Zaimokuza's eyes changed and he thought fiercely.

When Hojo Kyosuke returned to the Dojo from the locker room, he found that something was wrong. He chose to change his clothes under Naito's persuasion, because these people were no better than the people in the Kendo Club of the three major branches of the Rampage Angels. They knew his strength and dared to attack him with all his strength even if he didn't wear protective gear. If he didn't wear protective gear now, even if he defeated the opponent, the opponent could argue that it was because Hojo Kyosuke didn't wear protective gear that he didn't dare to use his full strength.

Someone immediately changed into a kendo uniform and protective gear, even though he thought it was cool to chop people in a suit. As for the kendo uniform and protective gear, not to mention that his caring wife Mitsuha was with him, how could the more careful Xisaki forget it.

But how come the dojo became so strange after I was away for a few minutes?

"Forgotten Swordsman..."

"Ah, now I've looked at it. Can I forget it with just my eyes?"

"How much of Nishimura's memory did he lose just now?"

"I think it should be elementary school. Look, he even forgot his boss at the company."

"Indeed, Nishimura and I were high school classmates, and he wasn't that polite when he was in high school."

"...The Forgotten Swordsman..."

"…"Become a human killer again"…"

Countless whispers kept floating into Hojo Kyosuke's ears, but almost every sentence was about the two words "forget the swordsman" and "become a human slayer again".

Hojo Kyosuke glanced around suspiciously. He saw Mitsuha who was squinting her eyes and smiling at him foolishly, the little girl Hikigaya Komachi who was waving her hands vigorously, Totsuka Ayaka with sparkling eyes and Hikigaya Hachiman who was like a pervert, and also... Zaimokuza Yoshiki who was sweating profusely and looked guilty.

After another silent pause, the smile on his face disappeared.

and so……

I'm Hojo Kyosuke, the Forgotten Swordsman, and my special move is "Rebirth Slash". The effect is to cut the enemy's memory out of the head with one sword, allowing the opponent to be reborn as a human being?

No one would really believe this nonsense, right? We are all high school graduates, and we should all know that concussions can cause retrograde amnesia...

Looking at Masashi Daidoji's scar that showed tension and Ichiro Nagase's nervous expression, Hojo Kyosuke fell silent.

No, do you really believe it?

If I really have this ability, why would I use it to fight with grown men like you?

I will definitely go home to find my girls first, cut off their memories and tell them that we are all good sisters, we are all my wings, no one can leave, we all slept in the same bed before, so we must get along well.

This is true love and peace. Who would waste time fighting? (End of this chapter)