area51novel Chapter 628 Our Secret Language
Chapter 628 Our Secret Language
Chapter 628 Our Secret Language
As the saying goes, "A man will have seven more enemies when he steps out of the house." This is absolutely true. What needs to be emphasized is that the focus of this sentence is the word "more". This word is indispensable if you want to understand this sentence.
The seven enemies do not refer to insignificant things such as money and power, because even if they do not leave home, they are the number one enemy that makes men run around. So this is an inherent enemy, and it is the enemy of men no matter inside or outside the house.
"More" means that when a man is at home, he only needs to fight money, and his wife will help him to eliminate the other enemies. But once a man steps out of the house, the seven enemies of daily necessities will come to him and take the opportunity to bully the poor man who has no wife to take care of him.
These "extra" seven enemies will consume most of a man's energy, making the man who was able to fight "money" to a standstill before need to put in more effort to fight back.
It is for this reason that men know how hard their wives work every day, and fathers also know more clearly how terrible the enemies their daughters will face once they get married.
Therefore, they will be extremely hostile to anyone who intends to do something bad to their precious daughter. In their eyes, the guy who claims that he will bring happiness to their daughter is actually a villain who wants to take their daughter away and then bring seven enemies to her.
The old father's eyes were full of vigilance, and he looked at the bad guys with the most severe gaze, wanting to see clearly whether they could resist the enemies outside the house; he wanted to see clearly whether they were able to help his daughter resist the seven enemies at home, or whether they were useless and would be beaten back step by step, and his daughter would have to lend a hand to help despite the great difficulty.
Is that my son-in-law? Is that my daughter's lover? Is that my son-in-law?
Do not!
That's the enemy!
It was a new enemy who came to the man's door before he even left the house.
"My daughter, there is no man in this world who loves you more than I do."
"My daughter, please don't tell me if you are bullied after you get married, because you will forgive him, but I won't."
and so……
"My daughter, please don't marry far away. If you want to know how far is far, it means that if you are bullied and your father can't slap you in the face within five minutes, you are marrying far away."
So, it turns out that the best way is to find a son-in-law.
Since he is the person you like, Dad doesn't mind helping that bad guy to resist the enemies outside the house.
Therefore, Miyamizu Toshiki could understand his current situation very well, and he could also understand the feelings of the two, three, four... fathers opposite him.
In contrast, there is another saying: "The more the mother-in-law looks at her son-in-law, the more she likes him."
The father and mother have completely different attitudes towards their son-in-law. Is it because the mother loves her daughter less? No, the mother also becomes like this because of her love for her daughter.
Only after a man goes out will he realize how terrible the seven extra enemies are. But his wife at home has to rack her brains to fight them every day. Besides, she can also see her husband's exhausted look, so she knows exactly what kind of life her daughter and future son-in-law will face.
"If I curse him, will he punch my daughter?"
"If her father and I help him share some of the pressure, then my daughter will be more relaxed, right?"
"If I can be nicer to him, he can be nicer to my daughter, that would be great."
The mother thought carefully, so...
"…When she was nine years old, Kyosuke already made snacks for Sakura every day. She was so small that her head was not even as big as the thermos bucket. She was wobbling when she walked with it. That was the scene I saw when I opened the door that morning. Oh my god, can you imagine it? I even suspected that I saw an angel.
At that time, I was actually a little sad because I was forced to move because of my husband's job change, but when Sakura ate the desserts brought by Kyousuke with a satisfied look on her face and went out to play with him hand in hand, I sincerely felt that this move was a good thing. "
Mrs. Yamauchi spoke sincerely as she brought a plate of freshly-cut steak from the table in front of Yamauchi Sakura to Hojo Kyosuke, and took away her knife and fork as Yamauchi Sakura looked in disbelief.
"Kyosuke, Sakura has already cut it for you."
Mrs. Yamauchi smiled and finally blamed her daughter:
"Oh, Sakura, you are always so impatient when doing things. Maybe you cut the pieces too big? Let me help you cut them again."
As she spoke, she did not give Hojo Kyosuke a chance to speak. She directly brought the plate back and skillfully cut it with a knife and fork while smiling and saying to the ladies beside her:
"Come to think of it, Sakura's first time eating steak was also at Kyousuke's house, right? That time, it should have been you who cooked it, Mikiko?"
Hojo Mikiko smiled like a Maitreya Buddha, her eyes full of Buddha nature. When she heard her own name, she also smiled and responded slowly:
"No, although I am good at beef dishes, every time Sakura and Maki come to our house, the child cooks for himself."
"Oh, look at my memory. It's been too long. After all, Kyosuke and Sakura have known each other for nearly twenty years. Sakura has also been eating Kyosuke's food for so long. No wonder she keeps complaining that the food tastes wrong when she returns home. It turns out that she has come to like Kyosuke's taste. Sigh, what will she do without Kyosuke-kun in the future?"
"..."
Yamauchi Sakura sighed inwardly, and had a clearer understanding of the fighting power that her mother had cultivated in the "Idohata Conference (Housewife Gossip)".
But she had no desire to complain because she was busy dealing with the steak she had recovered.
That was the steak that Kyosuke helped her cut while her mother was busy fighting. Although the time was short, Kyosuke helped her cut it into the most suitable size. Sakura didn't find it strange that Kyosuke could do this. After all, every time they kissed, they would repeatedly measure each other's lips, tongue, and teeth, and they knew exactly what kind of food their lover liked.
Just now my mom said that she was impatient, but actually that size is what Kyosuke likes the most, okay! Stupid!
Pick up a piece of beef covered with sauce and put it into your mouth. With just a light bite, the juice in the tender beef will splash out in an instant. The unique aroma of the caramelized layer is mixed with the meat aroma, and the greasy part is also easily blended by the sauce.
perfect!
Mom, everything you said just now is right, but there is one thing that is absolutely right.
My tongue has indeed taken on the shape of Kyousuke!
The sauces are all original recipes of authentic French chefs, but Kyosuke only used a few kinds of fruit juices and condiments on the table to prepare his own exclusive sauce suitable for baby Sakura in just a few seconds!
Like~~
It's a pity that the mothers are here, otherwise Sakura would definitely let Kyosuke taste how delicious the steak was on her tongue.
Why do you want to do this?
I believe Zhihua will give you a clear answer!
Even making clothes requires close-fitting measurements and recording real-time data every day, not to mention cooking, which can bring people happiness.
How would the same sauce taste if it was poured over the steak while it was still in the pan? How would it taste if it was poured over the steak after it was served on a plate? How would it taste if it was mixed with Yamauchi Sakura's saliva on the tongue?
These subtle changes require a chef to master!
kiss?
No, no, no, why would you think that?
Professional! Our slogan is professional!
Anyone who wants to go astray will be given the most severe punishment by Teacher Naoka!
Can what a chef does be called kissing? That's called tasting!
On the other side, when Maki Yamauchi saw the interaction between Hojo Kyosuke and his daughter, the smile on her face became even brighter.
"I was planning to prepare one for Sakura after I finished cutting the food for Kyosuke. Now it seems I'm no longer needed. You've taken good care of this child." The beautiful mother's face was full of kindness.
"..."Xn
Even a lady like Yukinoshita Chiyo, who was a high-class lady in Tokyo, couldn't help but be surprised by the fighting power that a mere housewife like Yamauchi Maki could unleash.
The fighting power of the diplomat's wife also broadened her horizons. She originally thought that the battlefield would return to the upper level she was familiar with, but she didn't expect that Mrs. Sayuri played completely against the rules, which directly shocked her three views.
"My husband and I are staunch feminists..."
Ok?
Mrs. Sayuri raised several question marks in everyone's heads as soon as she opened her mouth. Yukino Momoka and Okudera Miki, who were sitting on the side and eating melons obediently, looked at Eriri in confusion, and they all thought at the same time: "Can stupidity really be inherited?"
Mrs. Yamauchi kept emphasizing that Sakura and Kyosuke were childhood sweethearts and inseparable, and that they met as if by destiny after moving, and that she brought light into an unfamiliar environment, and that her entire body had turned into the shape of Kyosuke. She was just short of saying that the two of them had already been bound together for life. Even people like herself who were just watching the show felt that it was simply against the will of heaven that such two people should not be together.
How come when it comes to you, the respected Mrs. Spencer Sayuri Sawamura, it becomes equality between men and women?
The ladies breathed a sigh of relief after hearing this opening, because Mrs. Yamauchi’s attack was so powerful that they were almost suffocated. They felt that their daughters could never compare to that other woman’s daughter.
"...Many people have misunderstandings about the British, thinking that all men there are homosexuals and that they are a country of rottenness..."
Mrs. Sayuri continued her shocking remarks. Eriri widened her eyes, terrified. Could it be that I was going to find out today that my father was actually a homosexual?
"But that's actually a misunderstanding. Of course, I'm not saying that British men are not gay, I'm just saying that the negative stereotypes about them are very bad..."
The people at the long table all turned their heads in unison to look at the men's battlefield on the other side, at the blond Mr. Spencer.
Well, his medium-length blonde hair is combed into a neat 3:7 split. Even though he has entered middle age, he is still very handsome.
Oh no, the more I look at my dad, the more he looks like a homosexual! ?
Eriri was so shocked and angry that her hands were shaking as she held the fork. Fortunately, just when the girl's worldview was about to collapse, a large green grape suddenly appeared on her plate.
When she looked up, she saw Kyousuke shaking his head gently at her.
The girl lowered her head and stared at the grapes for a few seconds. Suddenly, she remembered the English word for grapes - purple!
Wait, is this really it? Eriri suddenly remembered that the last time Kyousuke tutored her, he seemed to have supervised her copying the word for grape thirty times. The memory close to her soul told her that the English word for grape is definitely not purple!
Oh oh oh!
Yes, that’s the answer!
Kyousuke wanted to tell himself that this was it!
"no!"
Kyosuke knew that he couldn't remember the English word for grape, so he told himself that the English word for grape is not purple, and his father is not gay!
After figuring everything out, Eriri suddenly felt a sense of satisfaction as if she had solved the mystery of the century.
I am Sherlock Holmes!
The girl picked up a large green grape between two fingers, threw it into her mouth, and bit it viciously.
An English word appeared in her head again - good!
Yes, it's right this time!
Suddenly, Eriri's eyes widened and she looked at Hojo Kyosuke opposite her in disbelief.
This this……
To be honest, Eriri has always known that her errand girl is a genius, but who isn't a genius girl? It's just that the errand girl's talent points are too scattered, and she is too focused, so the girl has never felt it, until now!
He first consoled himself by being certain that he absolutely could not remember the English word for grapes, telling himself that his father was definitely not gay, which was just as absolute as he absolutely could not remember the English word for grapes. Then, he predicted his reaction after eating the grapes, telling himself that everything he had said before was true, and he was not just making up his mind.
Chores! My chores! My pride! It’s so amazing!!!
Countless stars suddenly appeared in the crystal blue eyes of the tsundere girl Eriri, and she looked at Hojo Kyosuke with admiration.
Ok?
Hojo Kyosuke raised his eyebrows slightly, not understanding why Eriri, who was sitting opposite him, became so excited after eating a grape. Was there something wrong with the grape? No, that's not right. Among the snacks at home, the one that Eriri praised the most was this grape. Every time, she would pretend to be British and give a thumbs up, "Good, good, this grape is really delicious."
Don't get me wrong, what Ying Lili said is that this kind of grapes are only delicious if they are big, small ones are not so delicious.
What he meant was, eat quickly and don't mind your own business. Learn from Yingliang next to you, eat more and talk less.
On the other hand, after seeing her admiring attitude, the stupid clerk frowned instead of being ecstatic or flattered. Eriri was immediately furious.
What?! Shouldn't I be feeling extremely terrified at this time, wondering how I could have deserved the admiration of Eriri-sama?
Really, you will shine if you get some sunshine. I will stop worshipping you!
snort!
idiot!
Aho!
Darla!
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