Tokyo Girlfriend Guide

Chapter 404

"Sorry, I may not be able to go home until very late tonight, so don't wait for me."

Hojo Kyosuke leaned against the wall and rubbed his temples, and said to the phone with some headaches.

"Hahaha, lending a shoulder to a friend when he's broken in love, and crying seriously when he's unhappy, isn't that a rare experience?"

Sakura's energetic voice came from the phone, it sounded like she was eager to move, as if she wanted to come and accompany Kyosuke Hojo, and let's take a good look at Goro Hatagoro after he broke up with him.

"You'll be deafened by Hatagoro's cries."

"Oh, it turns out that kendo practice has this effect. No wonder big companies would consider going through kendo practice as a bonus. They will definitely be very powerful when they apologize!"

"Stupid, what the company values ​​is the tenacity of those who persist in practicing kendo to endure hardships..."

In addition to Yingliang's nonsense, there is also Yukinoshita's popular science on the phone.

"Bala, bala, bala, I have to concentrate on the lecture. Kyousuke, please don't let down the expectations of His Majesty the Justice Superman!"

"Well, remember to explain it to mom for me."

"Say you want to accompany your friend who likes women's clothing to comfort your broken-hearted friend tonight?"

"more or less……"

The two chatted for a few more words, Hojo Kyosuke hung up the phone, opened the door behind him, and walked into the Kendo Club activity room.

It has been an hour since Yukinoshita was deeply shocked and realized that giving gifts can also give away things you like. Goro Hata has already received the letter with the back photo of Kuroda in women's clothing.

Whenever Kyosuke Hojo is mentioned, I can't help but think of Yukinoshita's cute appearance. This guy is really clumsy and cute.When giving a gift, you only think about it from the perspective of the other person, thinking about what gift to give will make the other person happy, but you don't think about yourself at all.

Nothing in the world is ever one-sided. The girl who has been talking about the "human heart control technique" didn't realize that the most difficult thing to control is her own heart.

Why would you want to give a gift?Why rack your brains to make the gift fit the other person's heart?What kind of gift is the best gift?

What is the relationship between the gift giver and the recipient.

Is it better to express your heart by giving away something that is important to you, or is it better to make the recipient happy by giving something that is important to the recipient?

This is a complicated matter, so complicated that Hojo Kyosuke couldn't give an answer.Similarly, Yukinoshita was still thinking.

"It's a choice, Xiao Yukino."

"choose?"

Yukinoshita looked at Sakura who was holding a pen next to her and didn't write a single word.

"Ok!"

Sakura nodded vigorously, with an unfathomable expression on her face.

"So that's how it is. You can confirm the other party's choice before giving the gift. Indeed, you can save a lot of trouble. It turns out that honest communication is the best way to solve the problem."

Yukinoshita nodded in agreement, Yingliang is such a surprising person, although most of the time he is unreliable, but he can always inadvertently say something that is not clear.

"No, isn't there no surprise at all like that? Didn't you see that even Kyosuke was frightened by you today?"

Sakura shook her head, not losing Yukinoshita's appetite, and announced the answer directly:

"I can't figure out such a complicated thing, just choose one at random."

Sure enough, I shouldn't have any expectations for Sakura, Yukinoshita shook her head, lowered her head and continued reading.

“Giving gifts is about expressing feelings, and when you are torn between the two situations, the feelings are already conveyed.”

"...Huh?" Yukinoshita frowned and began to think.

"Hurry up and do your homework, Sakura. You definitely don't want to do it when you get home today, right?" Glass tugged on Sakura's sleeve, who was looking at Yukinoshita with a smirk on his face.

Only a serious and meticulous person like Yukinoshita-san would seriously think about Sakura's words. Glass is 90.00% confident that Sakura was definitely teasing Yukinoshita just now.

It's true to pick one at random, and the reasoning is true, but linking the two together is definitely something that Sakura just thought of impromptu.She has never been entangled in this kind of thing, and naturally she will not think about it accordingly.

Just like when she saw something delicious at a party and wanted Kyosuke-kun to try it, Sakura gave it to Kyousuke-kun just because she thought something was suitable.It doesn't matter whether Kyosuke-kun needs it or not, she just wants to give it to him.

Just like the countless birthdays she held that year, she didn't enjoy that kind of willfulness, but simply liked such a happy day.

Since birthdays are so happy, let’s celebrate them a few more times.

Ordinary idiots can't say such idiot words, it must be Sakura Yamauchi.

The reason why Hojo Kyosuke remembered Yukinoshita's cute appearance when he was shocked was because he really didn't want to face Hata Goro.

Just like what he said to Sakura, if Hata Goro really cried on his shoulder, the terrifying howl would definitely cause irreversible damage to his hearing.

When he walked into the kendo club activity room, the dojo that used to be full of strange screams was eerily quiet. All the members in kendo uniforms were sitting cross-legged at the door of the consultant's exclusive lounge, all of them frowning and looking serious, as if they were sitting in protest. , the atmosphere was very solemn. If someone opened the door from the inside at this time, they would be so scared that they would collapse to the ground.

Enough of these guys...

The corner of Hojo Kyosuke's mouth twitched. The lounge is naturally his exclusive lounge, but now the person in it is Hata Goro, and he gave the letter to Hata Goro here before, giving him his private space.

And now, in the lounge where the soundproofing effect is not very good, the sound of howling like a slaughtering pig is heard continuously.If someone's apprentice ended up like this when killing pigs, the apprenticeship period would definitely be extended by one or two years.

And those guys sitting at the door were eavesdropping there, with serious expressions because they were desperately holding back their laughter.

This is a true best friend!When a brother is in love, I MMP; when a brother is in love, I smile.

Hojo Kyosuke is actually the same, but he has had enough laughs in the service department.Don't laugh now, when you are the boss, you have to look like the boss.Besides, what's so funny about falling in love with a friend who wears women's clothing and being rejected hahahahahaha——

Hearing the unbridled laughter from behind, everyone sitting at the door of the lounge listening attentively couldn't hold back and started laughing, and instantly fell into pieces.Among them, the one with the loudest and weirdest laugh was Yoshiki Saekiza, who laughed like a fourth-rate actor, hammering the ground with both hands exaggeratedly.

The person next to him was naturally Hikigaya Hachiman. This guy was not much better. It was clearly Hata Goro who was heartbroken, but he laughed so hard that tears flowed out. Those who didn't know thought he was feeling the same.

"Nishi! Nishi! Send all the lovers to the gallows!" Saikiza Yoshiki shouted loudly, and Hikigaya beside him also raised his hands in response. The actions of the two instantly got the response of many people.

"Xine!!"

The louder voice almost covered the howling of Goro Hatagoro inside.

Kyosuke Hojo didn't wonder why they knew about Hata Goro's unrequited love failure, because Kuroda Seito and Mihashi Yoshima were also among the cheering crowd.

Kuroda Kaito's explanation for this is "Isn't it normal if we don't do this? Normal people would laugh out loud, right?"

Although it makes sense, looking at his relaxed face, Hojo Kyosuke really wanted to kill this guy.

Just when Deputy Minister Tamaki Aohito began to invite Hojo Kyosuke to join them in the celebration, the latter's keen senses noticed something strange.

The howling stopped.

Although aware of this, he didn't have the slightest intention to remind these guys, let Hata Goro take out his anger on them.

With a click, the door opened.

The sound of carnival stopped abruptly, but then there was a loud shout,

"Sine!!!!"

Accompanied by the furious roar, Hatagoro rushed out of the room with a bamboo knife in his hand, slashing at the bastards sitting around the door with his knife.

All of a sudden, these guys who were still overjoyed just now turned into birds and beasts and fled in all directions, those who shouted for help turned into help, and those who shouted for Nishiuchi turned into Hatagoro who kept chasing and killing them.

"A Tian, ​​I didn't laugh!"

"Sine!"

"Help! I'll introduce you to a new girlfriend!"

"Sine!"

……

Looking at Hatagoro who was running after a group of people wielding a bamboo knife, Hojo Kyosuke who was standing beside laughed so hard that his stomach ached.

As a strength athlete who trains with a bracelet and a coat, Zaimoza naturally ran last, and was immediately slapped on the butt with a bamboo knife.

"what!!"

"it is good!"

The screams and cheers sounded at the same time, the one who screamed was the fallen Zaimokza, and the one who cheered was Hikigaya who caught a glimpse of his companion falling down.Hearing the screams in his ears, he was extremely happy.Originally running at the end, he had to compete with Zaimoza for No. 2, but now, his fallen companions will buy him time to escape.

boom!

Bi Qigu's forehead hit the ground heavily.

"Hachiman, I did not misread you. When the end of the world comes, you will fight with me to the end!"

Zaimoza showed a moved expression, with tears in his eyes.

"Bastard! Let go of my foot!" Hikigu yelled frantically, kicking Zai Muzao's fat face vigorously with the other foot that was not pulled.

"This is our unbreakable bond!!!"

"Whose bond is held by hand!?"

"This is our unique bond! Hahahaha——" Zai Muzao let out a smug smile.

Looking at the ferocious face of Hatagoro who shouted to Nishina and raised the bamboo sword high, Hikigaya Hachiman has entered the revolving door mode of life.

But in the end, it was just a knife in the buttocks. Although it hurt, it was acceptable.

"Phew, I knew that even Hatagoro, who has no brains, can't fight against our great friendship."

Zai Muzao stood up and said while wiping his sweat, it seemed that he was not injured at all for a heavily armored soldier like him.In front of them, Goro Hata went to chase the others.

"You bastard! Where did our friendship come from!" Hikigu stood up, clutching his buttocks with a distorted expression.

"That's right, our friendship has been upgraded to a war friendship!" Zai Muzao clasped his hands on his chest, raised his head and laughed like a game NPC.

"I think it's life and death!"

"Hachiman..." Zaimoza was about to continue talking, when he heard the sound of chaotic footsteps behind him, and turning his head, Hatagoro drove over the members of the Kendo Club again.

"Yoxi! Keep running!"

"Bastard, don't shout so passionately!" Kuroda Kairen yelled and rushed over.

Zai Muzao put on an exaggerated running preparation posture, which is quite bluffing.

boom!

There was a dull sound, a large object fell to the ground with a bang, and the dust in the cracks of the wooden floor was shaken up.

"Hey, you should apologize to Goro Hata right here. Hey, Ah Tian, ​​it was this guy who laughed the loudest just now!"

Biqigu, who stretched out his foot and tripped Zai Muzao, let out a triumphant shout, then showed a cruel smile to Zaimuza, and was about to catch up with the large army and continue his escape journey.

boom! !

With a clean voice, Bi Qigu's forehead was so red that it was about to bleed.

"Bastard, when did you tie the rope on my feet?!" Bi Qigu shouted in shock and anger.

"Ah, ah, Hachiman, this is our bond! Anyone who wants to get rid of each other will suffer retribution!" Zai Muzao laughed strangely again, and he was holding a cloth rope tightly in his hand.

"Bastard, your bond is getting weirder and weirder!" After roaring, Hikigaya noticed that Zaimokza had put his head in his hands and entered a defensive posture.

"Ah!!" Bi Qigu screamed, and was stabbed in the buttocks again.

"Sa~~ There's no time to rest, let's embark on an escape journey together! A beautiful tomorrow is waiting for us, so we can't fall here, the third swordsman in Tokyo!"

Cai Muzuo got up suddenly, flung off his large Taoist uniform in an abstract way, and was also stabbed, but he didn't seem to feel it at all.

"I've changed my mind and I won't run anymore." Hikigu put his hands on the ground, his face completely covered in the shadow created by his body.

"What nonsense are you talking about! We are definitely not Hatagoro's opponents with such a short training time! If you stay in the green hills, you won't have to worry about firewood, Hachiman!" Saikiza stretched out his hand handsomely, showing eight teeth.

"Xine!!"

Hikigu grabbed the hand and pulled Zaimuzao down, and hit it with a head hammer.

"Help!! Mrs. Hikigu is possessed by a demon!" Zai Muzao yelled, scuffling with Hikigu without any politeness.

On the other side, the bamboo knife in Hatagoro's hand was finally snatched in the scuffle, and he was pressed down by the crowd, but soon collapsed because the pile was too high. Hatagoro who escaped was even crazier than before.

Kyosuke Hojo, who was sitting on the side, laughed out loud, Sakura was right, this was indeed a rare experience.

Because the laughter was too rampant, Goro Hata looked at him, his eyes were red, and he didn't know whether he was red from crying or red from killing.

Seeing that Hata Goro seemed to be committing an offense, Deputy Director Tamaki Qingyan immediately wanted to step forward to stop him, but was immediately caught by the people around him. Looking at the smirks on the faces of the staff around him, he was so happy that he opened his mouth:

"A Tian! The Minister said it all! We beat him hard if we don't laugh, and I don't want to laugh either!"

"That's right!"

"Even Minister Hojo is going too far!"

"This is holy love!" Mihashi Yoshima shouted loudly.

The mindless Hatagoro didn't disappoint everyone, he rushed over with his fists raised and shouted.

Seeing the joyful expression on Hatagoro's face, and the excitement on the faces of the members behind him, Hojo Kyosuke did not refuse to join the carnival, he laughed and stood up, posing in a fighting stance.

Hatagoro paused in his charging steps, but was immediately pushed forward by the people swarming up behind him.

"Ahhhhh!!!"

"Down with Minister Hojo!"

"Down with the devil!"

"For light and love!"

Amid all kinds of strange shouts, Hojo Kyosuke was overwhelmed by the crowd.

It was too difficult, he didn't even dare to use one-tenth of his strength, for fear that if he was not careful, he would have to beg the other party not to die.Fortunately, his ability to control his body is also top-notch.

A left uppercut made Goro Hata, who was at the front, drool, and then grabbed the collar and belt of Tamaki Aohito who was the most excited, and made a throwing technique, pushing Yoshima Mihashi and others behind to the ground.

The terrifying scene frightened everyone's faces with excited expressions, but fortunately, some people who were not afraid of death took the lead and continued to charge.

"Master Hojo, I'm here to protect you!"

Zaimokuza Yoshiki shouted and launched a wild boar charge and ran straight towards Hojo Kyosuke, obviously with bad intentions.

Hojo Kyosuke was not fooled either. After all, the evil smile on Shibakiza's face was too obvious, or he was determined to knock everyone down when he joined the carnival.Melee is so boring, the final boss should enjoy being beaten by a group!

The moment Chai Muzuo rushed in front of him, he grabbed the opponent's arm, rotated 360 degrees on the spot, and doubled the speed of the meat and eggs to return.

Hikigaya Hachiman, who was following behind and wanted to fish in troubled waters, was hit straight on, and was pushed and knocked down the people behind without even making a scream.

Hata Goro, who fell down at the beginning, also stood up again at this time, and the others also saw that Hojo Kyosuke was merciful, and they became more excited when they knew that the minister was playing with everyone.

Screams, roars.

The goal of everyone changed from defeating Kyosuke Hojo to touching his clothes. After all, there were so many people and the space was narrow, Kyosuke Hojo was surrounded, and soon someone successfully hugged his feet.

"I caught it! I won't let it go!" Tamaki Qingyan yelled, and then he was pressed on top of him, and more people hugged Hojo Kyosuke's leg.

The classic stacked arhats started again. These guys are worthy of being regular players and know how to play the game without being severely punished by the referee.

However, their strength was far inferior to that of Hojo Kyosuke. Although their legs were controlled, those who stepped on the corpses of their companions and rushed over were thrown out one by one by Hojo Kyosuke.

The atmosphere at the scene became more and more enthusiastic, and there were foreign players joining in.Upon receiving the news that Hojo Kyosuke had come to the Kendo club, the members of the baseball club who came to snatch people saw the scene in front of them, and immediately rushed up overjoyed.It's not that they want to rescue Hojo Kyosuke, but they can't control themselves when they see the Arhat.

Do you understand what it means to clear the bench, when you see everyone, you must all play!

……

call--

Hojo Kyosuke let out a sigh of relief, raised his hand to tidy up the broken hair that he didn't need to tidy up.

"It seems to be a good thing to play like this once in a while."

Looking at the subordinates lying on the ground and howling, he sighed.

On the ground next to him, the president of the baseball club who was about to get up immediately closed his eyes tightly, and the people in the Kendo club immediately slowed down their breathing a lot and began to pretend to be dead.

Once a year is about the same, if there are too many, it will be fatal!

"Okay, it's almost time to pack up and go home."

Hojo Kyosuke clapped his hands and shouted loudly.

"Oh hiss!"

Those who pretended to be dead immediately got up, and all of them were alive and well.

"Hojo, you should come to the baseball club for training tomorrow, right?"

Ryota Tsuchiya, the president of the baseball club, walked over and said, with a resentful expression on his face.

"Fart! The summer Koshien preliminaries will start in June, and Minister Hojo is not a god. Is it embarrassing to accompany you to participate in the competition? It is more appropriate to focus on kendo training!"

The rest is updated before four o'clock