area51novel Chapter 117 Mirror-Rust "4"
Chapter 117 Mirror-Rust "4"
The next moment, a voice suddenly popped up in Tang Xinyue's mind, clamoring for Tang Xinyue to get out and wanted to occupy her body.
Fortunately, the condition was mild and only lasted for a few seconds before it subsided.
Everyone saw Tang Xinyue's performance, and their hearts sank when they saw it.
It seems that as long as a disease is diagnosed, you will get that disease!
"This is troublesome..."
Those symptoms will definitely get worse over time.
If they don't escape in time, they may become real mental patients!
"Next, Terry!"
Knowing he couldn't avoid it, Cui Rui could only sit down in front of Dr. Zhou.
Dr. Zhou repeated the previous question.
Cui Rui gave a different answer from Tang Xinyue's, but Dr. Zhou was obviously not satisfied.
"Cui Rui, the diagnosis is: mania!"
The next moment, Cui Rui suddenly felt an inexplicable urge to vent his anger, using violence to vent all the grievances he had suffered over the years!
But because the disease was still in its early stages, Cui Rui was able to control it quickly, with a hint of fear in his eyes.
If he really did it, who knows what would happen...
"Next, Yu Jiang!"
The answer given by Yu Jiang was still unsatisfactory, and the disease diagnosed by Dr. Zhou was paranoia.
At the moment of the onset of the disease, Yu Jiang seemed to see that he was not sick at all, and did not need to lie in the hospital bed, but was walking in the sunshine in good health!
But soon, she regained consciousness and saw only the pale hospital and the strange Dr. Zhou...
A look of disappointment flashed in Yu Jiang's eyes. He said nothing and returned to his seat.
"Next, White Demon!"
Bai Yao straightened her clothes and walked over to sit in front of Dr. Zhou.
Dr. Zhou picked up the A4 paper and asked, "If you get your fingers burned while cutting chili peppers, what should you do?"
The white demon thought and replied:
"Rub your eyes so you don't have to take care of your fingers!"
Everyone was shocked. This was too ridiculous. The problem with the finger wasn't solved either?
But what they didn't expect was that Dr. Zhou actually nodded...
"Is this okay?!"
Yu Jiang exclaimed.
"Next question, why do many people dream about eating in their dreams?"
Bai Yao seemed very excited: "Because (Brain Damn) Brain is greedy!"
Seeing Dr. Zhou nodded again, everyone felt dizzy. What kind of weird answer was this?
"Next, boiled water can be drunk, why can't the door be opened?"
But Bai Yao shook his head: "No, you can't drink boiling water because it burns your mouth!"
Doctor Zhou was very satisfied. Just as he was about to put pen to paper, Bai Yao chuckled and spoke again:
"Doctor Zhou, you just asked me so many questions. I also want to ask you a few..."
Everyone was stunned. What the hell was going on?
Dr. Zhou smiled and said, "Of course!"
Bai Yao slowly said, "What should I do if my throat itches after eating chili peppers?"
Doctor Zhou frowned and thought for a moment, "Cut the throat?"
The white demon shook his head, "No, eat another chicken claw and scratch it!"
Without waiting for Bai Yao to respond, Dr. Zhou spoke again:
“What should I do if my joints keep making noises when I walk?”
Bai Yao didn't hesitate at all: "Buy some noise-canceling headphones."
Then he said:
"I drink the water below with a straw, why does the water above disappear?"
"..."
Doctor Zhou shook his head, obviously unable to answer, and continued to ask:
"If your girlfriend falls into the water and you can't swim, how can you save her?"
"Pass electricity through the water to split it into hydrogen and oxygen for her to breathe!"
Bai Yao's eyes turned, "Since molecules are always moving irregularly, if we gather the molecules together, can we create a perpetual motion machine..."
Looking at the interaction between the man and the ghost, everyone looked upset.
Yu Jiang couldn't help but sigh: "Sure enough, there is a reason why he can match this copy..."
To this, everyone nodded in agreement...
Are you two discussing your condition here?
As time went by, Bai Yao's expression became more calm and composed.
The questions raised are more outrageous than the last, and more infuriating than the last...
On the other hand, Dr. Zhou’s questions were not only answered by Bai Yao in seconds, but also tortured Bai Yao’s CPU to the point of smoking…
It can be said that although both of them are sick, Bai Yao's illness is obviously more serious...
In addition, he is in a mental hospital, which can be said to be a buff, giving him an innate advantage...
After answering Dr. Zhou's question, Bai Yao asked another question: "Why is there holes in half a pound of lotus root I bought? Did the merchant deliberately shortchange them?"
This time, Dr. Zhou did not choose to answer the question.
Instead, with a head full of smoke, he picked up a ballpoint pen and wrote on an A4 paper:
"Bai Yao, severe schizophrenia, admitted to the hospital too late, it is recommended to increase the intensity of treatment!"
Bai Yao was stunned. "Damn, can't you afford to play?"
Doctor Zhou smiled slightly, "I'm sorry, after my diagnosis, you do have severe schizophrenia, but you were admitted to the hospital too late, and your condition is a little out of control..."
The corner of Bai Yao's mouth twitched. It's bad. I've gone too far...
At this time, everyone gathered around.
After all, Bai Yao is their teammate, so they can still try their best to protect him when it is safe.
"White demon, are you okay?"
Tang Xinyue looked a little worried.
Judging from Bai Yao’s illness just now... um, judging from his thinking ability, this man should also be a big shot.
In this mental hospital, some problems may really not be judged by common sense.
Bai Yao's idea of finding a new way is exactly what they need...
Bai Yao shook his head: "Don't worry, I'm fine! Before I entered the Hell Game, I worked as a psychologist. Schizophrenia has no effect on me at all..."
Tang Xinyue patted her chest and breathed a sigh of relief, "That's good..."
When Yu Jiang heard Bai Yao's words, he subconsciously replied, "I envy the psychiatrist..."
"..."
Everyone looked at Yu Jiang with expressions that were hard to describe.
Yu Jiang also realized that he had said the wrong thing and his face turned red.
"No, that's not what I meant..."
She didn't know why, but she felt like she had said it many times and she said it subconsciously.
Bai Yao also felt that it sounded familiar, just like a comment that he often saw during live broadcasts before...
"Um, Bai Yao, are you sure you're okay?"
Yu Jiang changed the subject and asked Bai Yao.
After all, they had all had attacks.
"I'm really fine..." Bai Yao looked helpless.
"What makes you think Concrete No. 48 can make pasta!" The White Demon suddenly shouted, catching everyone off guard.
Bai Yao was seen facing an empty space and asked in a stern voice: "Who do you think took the Bluetooth headset from Lao Ba's secret hamburger?"
Everyone's mouth twitched, this has already happened...