Chapter 165: The Reckless Snake Runs Away!
Chapter 165: The Reckless Snake Runs Away!
And just when Uchiha was about to leave the Temple of Fire, a bohemian figure appeared in front of him.
Director Uchiha twitched the corner of his mouth when he saw the other party's wretched face staring at Xiang Ke, a beautiful woman from the Temple of Fire.
"Master Jiraiya, sex is the chief of all evils, it's too bad you call yourself a fairy!"
Director Uchiha rolled his eyes with contempt, and then followed Jiraiya's gaze to look not far away.
I have to say that Jiraiya's eyesight is quite good, it may be that the other party has rich experience in voyeurism.
Jiraiya didn't even look back after hearing Uchiha's words.
As a well-known strong man in the ninja world, he still has this perception ability.
"You are still young, you will understand when you grow up a few years!"
"That's what you said, why didn't you say that I was still young when you forcibly lifted me out of the ninja school?"
"The decision Sarutobi Hiruzen made is of course my business-what's the matter?"
"Do you understand what father's debt is called? The old man is your teacher anyway, and you have no family, so is there any problem with the old man being your father?"
Jiraiya scratched the back of her head after hearing this and slowly looked back.
He felt that what Uchiha said was very reasonable, but he had no way to refute it.
In the ninja world, the master-student relationship is the most important connection besides the parental relationship.
Basically, it can be treated as a parent-child relationship.
Just when Jiraiya was scratching the back of his head, Uchiha always noticed the unnatural state of the opponent's hands and feet.
You must know that Jiraiya is the strongest in the ninja world. Generally speaking, this situation is impossible.
If you can't even maintain the superficial posture, you can only say that the opponent is exhausted or seriously injured.
Director Uchiha stroked his chin and said, "Did the snake run away?"
Jiraiya was a little embarrassed when he heard this sentence, after all, this strategy was thought up by Director Uchiha, and he was just about to feed the rice into his mouth.
Unexpectedly, the plan failed in the end.
"Um!"
After thinking for a moment, Jiraiya nodded and organized the language in his heart and said: "Orochimaru found the problem too fast."
Director Uchiha rolled his eyes when he heard this.
Sure enough, these people are not very reliable, and you still need to avenge yourself.
"Is your acting skills bad? Let me guess, Lai Pi Snake found out the clues in advance and used the Summoning technique to summon Ten Thousand Snakes to leave the trap quickly. 27
"Then you found out that Orochimaru found the trap and quickly broke away from the main force and used the big toad to chase after him!"
"In the end, after chasing for a while, you fought. You were merciful and didn't kill you, or it could be said that Lai Pi Snake didn't talk about martial arts and wounded you and left quickly."
Jiraiya's eyes widened after hearing this.
Good guy, this description is actually pretty close.
"Could it be that you have used some unknown seal on me?"
Director Uchiha spat to the side and gave Jiraiya a middle finger.
Why can't I write the first place in the pornographic book!
If I had known such a pair of Rinnegan color contact lenses, I might as well save them for my future use.
Now that Orochimaru has been fooled once, how can he be fooled again?
"If I can seal it, I will seal you as soon as possible!"
"Speaking of which, if you don't go to your old friend after getting injured, what are you doing here at the Temple of Fire, are you going to hug Buddha's feet?"
Jiraiya touched her chin and nodded when she heard this.
"Well, you are indeed a genius who can become Hokage, and you can deduce the general process of things with just a few words from me."
"This brain alone is already much stronger than the old man!"
"Pfft!"
This voice resounded faintly, and Director Uchiha only felt his heart being poked by something.
Good guy!
This is a real kindness and revenge!
I'm still just a Chūnin now, but the other party already wants to lift me to Hokage's position.
"Don't talk nonsense! The ability to analyze intelligence is a must for every ninja!"
"What's more, I'm far from the Fourth Generation. Don't you yourself say that no one is better than Minato-senpai?"
Jiraiya was stunned for a moment when he heard this sentence, and then his eyes gradually became blurred, and his eyes seemed to be looking far, far away.
A moment later Jiraiya returned to her previous expression.
"You're not bad, kid. You've done a good job in intelligence work. You actually collected this kind of private conversation?"
After hearing this sentence, Director Uchiha wanted to cry without tears.
He heard this sentence from the anime in the previous life!
"However, although I said that no one is as good as Minato, this sentence is time-sensitive."
0…ask for flowers……
"That's what I said a long time ago, but now..."
"You may not be able to surpass Minato."
Jiraiya rubbed his chin and looked at Director Uchiha with a slightly teasing expression.
After all, Namikaze Minato was born as a civilian, and has his own limitations in many places.
This limitation is that they are not born as family ninjas.
The internal struggle in the village, especially Konoha Village, is very intense.
Although there is no label of civilian origin, it is better to sit in the fair and just position of Hokage.
But the civilian background also brings a big disadvantage, that is, there is no force behind him to support him.
Souji Uchiha is different.
After all, the Uchiha family is one of the families that founded the wood industry, powerful and justifiable.
Director Uchiha was about to explode when he heard Jiraiya's words.
Good guy, if you don’t act as this Hokage, you’re dead, right?
Is there no one with such a big Konoha?
Do you have to let me, a seven-year-old child, take on this obligation?
Thinking of this, Director Uchiha had a flash of inspiration in his mind, and Director Yu Shiba firmly grasped that flash of inspiration.
Yes!
Why did I keep failing before?
It's because I have been walking on the path set by these bastards!
These guys have already seen themselves through colored glasses and have tacitly accepted that they may become Hokage or even have a great possibility.
So no matter what I do, it must have deep meaning in the eyes of these people, because I am a child prodigy, and it is impossible to do something that is not good for me.
Not wanting to be Hokage is the worst thing you can do for yourself.
So you will always fail!
There is only one way to completely escape the route set by these bastards.
That is to hurry up and find someone who can succeed Hokage!
No, find two!
First get that bitch Tsunade back and let her become a Fifth Generation item, and then delay it for a few years, and then push Kakashi up.
According to Kakashi's age, at least he can have a Hokage career of more than ten or twenty years.
At that time, these people's attention to themselves will drop, and when the drop reaches a certain level, they will immediately disappear from the world.
Perfect!
Sure enough, I, Uchiha, have the wisdom of Zhuge Wolong!.
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