I have no money to do scientific research, so I am forced to be a star

Chapter 570



Chapter 570

The night before the rain, the night before the rain.

It was late at night…

Zhang Ruonan, Yang Chaoyue, Gao Yuanyuan, He He, Jia Liangliang and others were sleeping.

After hearing the sharp and urgent whistle, they were scared and almost fell off the bed.

“What’s wrong! What’s wrong?!”

“Emergency assembly?”

“What happened?!”

“Fuck! Is there going to be a war?!”

After sitting up from the bed in a daze.

Many stars who were still rubbing their sleepy eyes were obviously confused and had no idea what was going on.

Some people turned over and continued to sleep with thunderous snoring.

Wu Jing, who was well prepared, jumped down from the upper bunk.

While hurriedly putting on his clothes and shoes, he yelled at Wang Zhanlan and Zhang Han who were still in a hysterical state beside him:

“It’s an emergency assembly, why are you two still standing there?”

“Hurry up and put on your clothes!”

“Hurry up! Hurry up!”

After hearing the urging of Wu Jing and the squad leader.

Wang Zhanlan, Zhang Han and the male soldiers in the third and second rows were all in a hurry.

“Where’s the light?!”

“Why don’t you turn on the light!”

“Fuck! Where are my pants? Why can’t I find my pants?”

“Brother Zhanlan, have you seen my shirt?!”

“Where are my shoes?!”

“Where’s the gun? Who took my gun away?!”

…………

Just when the male soldiers’ dormitory was in a mess due to the sudden emergency assembly.

At this time, the female soldiers’ dormitory was also in a mess.

“Fuck! Where’s my underwear?!”

“Reba, take it off! That’s my underwear! How can it be useful if you wear something empty?!”

“No… no, sister Mi, where’s mine? Who took mine?!”

Reba, who couldn’t find her underwear, was sweating profusely.

In order to simulate the battlefield environment, it was forbidden to turn on the lights during emergency assemblies.

So after the company commander turned off the power, the dormitory of the new recruit company was completely dark.

They could only put on their clothes and shoes by feeling with the help of the faint moonlight in front of the window.

And the other dormitories were not much better.

“Sister Yifei, this is my clothes!”

“Shishi, you put it on the wrong way, those are my shoes…”

“Don’t forget to pack your backpack, hurry up!”

The shrill whistle and the squad leader’s urging lingered in their ears.

The more nervous and anxious everyone was, the more confused their hands became.

Some couldn’t find their pants, some couldn’t find their shoes, and some couldn’t find their hats in a panic.

A few minutes later…

Fully armed and neatly dressed, Wu Jing held a black rubber rifle in his hand.

Carrying a packed blanket, water bottle, washbasin, and a shoulder bag filled with toothpaste, toothbrush, and towel.

After rushing downstairs from the recruit dormitory, he was the first to stand on the playground for emergency assembly.

Because the army has extremely strict management of guns and ammunition!

In addition, the recruits are not familiar with guns and have not really adapted to the discipline in the army.

If a gun or accessories are lost, it will be a very serious accident!

Therefore, the guns issued to the recruits are all training simulation guns, not real steel guns.

…………

“3 minutes and 18 seconds, not bad.”

Captain Yan, holding the timer, was quite satisfied with Wu Jing’s performance.

The second person to rush out of the dormitory building was Wang Baoqiang, who was also dressed neatly.

It took 3 minutes and 27 seconds, 9 seconds slower than Wu Jing.

Although the speed of the two people’s assembly was still a certain distance from the veterans,

But as a star who is used to a life of luxury and has not been in the military camp for many years, this result is already quite good.

7 minutes and 39 seconds later.

Yang Mi, who didn’t even have time to tie her hair, ran out of the dormitory building panting.

Following behind her was Reba, who was holding a rubber gun with one hand on her chest and Song Yi, who was only wearing one shoe.

Although the three girls looked more embarrassed than each other, they were the first among all the female stars to rush out and gather.

Two minutes later…

Bai Lu, Yang Ying, and Li Xiaolu, three girls from the second class of the first row, ran out with their hair disheveled.

Following them sparsely were Zhou Dongyu, Yang Chaoyue, Liu Yifei and other female stars.

It was not until 18 minutes and 39 seconds later that, under the constant urging of the squad leaders.

All the stars finally gathered urgently.

At this time.

Captain Yan, standing in front of the playground, stopped the timer in his hand.

Then he looked at the 30 stars and 70

The new recruits were in all kinds of miserable looks.

Captain Yan’s face was almost as black as the bottom of a pot.

Liu Shishi had one shoe untied and the other shoe was still in her hand.

Gao Yuanyuan’s shoes were obviously two sizes too big, and they didn’t fit her feet at all, and she was only wearing one sock.

Wang Zhanlan, who was only 160 cm tall, didn’t know whose pants he was wearing. When he ran out, he tripped and fell.

Jia Liangliang didn’t even wear pants, he just ran out in a pair of shorts.

Li Xiaolu, who was also a couple, also wore only shorts, with two white thighs bare.

Tang Yan and Yu Feihong, the two daughters, ran out with bed sheets and quilts wrapped around them.

The rest wore tops as pants, some swapped left and right shoes, some only wore one shoe, or simply ran out in slippers.

As for those who buttoned the wrong buttons, had their backpacks falling apart, had their belts untied, or wore two shoes in a row, or forgot to bring their hats and water bottles and bags, there were countless of them.

Among them, more than a dozen people did not even take their guns and ran out empty-handed.

After a round of inspection.

The face of the company commander Yan Wenbin was almost gloomy to the extreme.

He scolded the celebrities in front of him mercilessly.

At this time…

Originally, as time reached the early morning.

Many netizens in the live broadcast room had already fallen asleep.

But there were also a group of night owls or veterans who were still squatting in the 24-hour live broadcast room of “Iron Blood Military Soul”.

Adding up the scattered people on various platforms, there were still 900,000 people online.

After seeing the celebrities in front of them being embarrassed by the sudden emergency assembly.

The netizens who had been squatting for several hours instantly became energetic.

[Hahaha! When the squad leader said to sleep soundly, I knew there would be action tonight, and I had to stay up from 10 o’clock until now! ]

[Fuck! I fell asleep while looking at my phone just now. When I heard the assembly whistle, I subconsciously jumped out of bed and scared my girlfriend to death! ]

[For those who have served in the army, the midnight horror whistle is too scary. It is like engraved in the bones and I will never forget it in my life! ]

[I remembered that when I couldn’t find my shoes during the emergency assembly, I took the squad leader’s shoes and ran away…]

[There is a Murphy’s Law for emergency assembly. When you are dressed and lying in bed, there will definitely be no assembly whistle. When you think there will be no whistle tonight, take off your coat and get into bed, and fall asleep in a daze, this time point is the time when the probability of a whistle is the highest. ]


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