area51novel Chapter 535: Kick Naruto's 'happiness'
Chapter 535: Kick Naruto's 'happiness'
Naruto gritted his teeth and looked at July with grievance.
"Then I'll keep my voice down, and don't kick my waist."
"Both the lecherous sage and Kakashi-sensei said that kidneys are a man's happiness."
"Don't get hurt easily."
Naruto's words and that aggrieved look made July angry again.
He grabbed Naruto's hair, pulled him over, and then kicked him hard in the waist.
"You're a lecherous sage, right? Kakashi-sensei, right? A waist is a man's happiness, right?"
"I'll make you happy!!!"
July's brutal appearance made Sasuke feel a chill all over his body. He shrank his neck and dared not make a sound.
God knows what kind of treatment I will get if I make a sound now.
Naruto's screams made Minato Namikaze and Kushina unable to bear it anymore.
But they didn't dare to go forward and could only shout to July from a distance.
"Um... Nanazuki, you see Naruto already knows he's wrong."
"Just let him go for now. I'll settle the score with Kakashi when I get back."
"Yeah, Naruto is still a child, he doesn't understand a lot of things."
"I already said the three prohibitions of ninjas: no smoking, no drinking, and no Jiraiya-sama."
After hearing what Minato and Kushina said, Nanazuki slowly stopped and let go of Naruto.
Naruto didn't dare to be naughty anymore and quickly shut his mouth.
July glared at Naruto again in annoyance.
The entire scene just now was projected live on the Sky Blade.
Hearing Naruto mention his name, and his teacher betraying him without hesitation.
Kakashi looked unwell, his dead eyes looked lifeless.
Kai laughed and put his arm around Kakashi's shoulders, "As expected of you, my lifelong rival. Everything you say makes sense."
"Kidneys are indeed a man's happiness. I have a set of training methods to exercise kidneys."
"Kakashi do you want one?"
Kakashi pushed Kai away and looked at him with a very contemptuous look.
Then his eyes moved down a short distance, and then he chuckled.
"Oh, just you? What can Little Acorn say?"
Kai's face turned red when he heard the familiar name.
"That was my impression from many years ago. I am not like that now."
Tenten looked at her teacher and Kakashi in confusion, then turned to Neji.
"Ningji, what is Little Acorn? Aren't they discussing training methods?"
"Cough... cough cough..." Neji coughed violently. Faced with Tenten's question, he had no idea how to answer it.
Xiao Li also popped up at this time, looking at Neji with his big, clear and stupid eyes.
"Yeah, I don't understand either. What's a little acorn?"
"But Mr. Kai's kidney training method is still very powerful."
"There was an old man in the village who practiced for a while. After he learned it, he gave Teacher Kai a lot of good things."
"Then his young wife became pregnant and invited me to a banquet at his home."
"What a passionate old man."
As soon as Xiao Li finished speaking, the originally lively Tianren suddenly fell silent.
The burning gazes of countless male allied ninjas were all fixed on Kai.
Kai felt uncomfortable being stared at by these people.
He raised his hands weakly, "Excuse me, why are you all looking at me like that?"
Some of the older female ninjas in the field certainly knew about the fickle minds of these men.
They all blushed and spat at those people.
"shameless..."
But these cannot hinder the enthusiasm of those male ninjas.
Someone had already quietly walked up to Kai and was whispering.
With someone taking the lead, the situation suddenly became out of control.
A large number of male compatriots flocked to Kai and asked about his waist training method.
In the end, even Kakashi was a little moved.
As for Kai, he saw so many people were so enthusiastic about asking him for training methods.
He stood up straight at once and taught all the training methods to these people without reservation.
And teach carefully step by step.
Ningji was really speechless after being bullied by his teacher. He held his forehead with his hand and quickly found a corner to stay.
The same is true every day.
The people below didn't know what happened on the Sky Blade, but if July knew.
He might get angry and ask the Sky Blade to drop everyone off.
After the little episode, July quietly explained the arrangement to Naruto and Sasuke.
"You are definitely the main force, because I really don't have the power to seal."
"And my power was not given by the Sage of Six Paths."
"What I mean is that I will go up and hold Madara back first, and you guys find a way to deal with his Chakram clone first."
"I can't see or sense this. Although Naruto can sense it, he is too passive in battle."
"The only one who can see it is you, Sasuke, but normal attacks can't hit this clone."
"That's why I need the cooperation of the two of you. I will lure out the clone and keep him away from Madara's real body."
"The rest is up to you, after you deal with Madara's Rinnegan clone."
"I will create another opportunity for you to seal. Do you understand now?"
Naruto and Sasuke nodded affirmatively, and Naruto patted his chest to assure that there was no problem.
But the more Naruto acted like this, the more worried July became.
But there was no other way, he had to deal with Madara or Kaguya who was about to be resurrected behind him.
Indeed, Naruto and Sasuke are the real main force.
This is not about whether Nana has the means and strength to defeat or even kill Madara and Kaguya.
She just wanted Naruto and Sasuke to have the credit of this war all to herself.
What's even deeper is that July had been planning a strategy before.
How can we transform the situation in which these five major ninja villages divide the ninja world into a situation of peaceful and mutual assistance?
Madara and Kaguya are big villains qualified enough to be part of July's plan.
After discussing the tactics, July took the lead in attacking.
He drew out the Tang sword from his waist and used the Hundred Changes Weapon to summon another one.
The dual sword style reappears in the ninja world.
Madara did not dare to be careless at all when facing the transformed July.
Anyone who is not blind can see that July already possesses the power of the Otsutsuki.
But Ban couldn't figure out why the three people who had just died.
They were all resurrected, and after resurrection they all gained extraordinary power.
Naruto is the body of the Six Paths, Sasuke is the Rinnegan, and July is closer to the incarnation of the Six Paths.
When it comes to any one of these powers alone, Madara would not take them seriously.
Because I also have what they have.
But why do these things happen to them?
For this reason, he specifically asked Black Zetsu, and Black Zetsu of course knew what was going on.
It must have been the work of that unfilial son of the Six Paths Sage.
But he certainly couldn't explain this to Madara.
Because it is impossible to explain clearly. I am now the embodiment of Madara's will.
How is it possible to know the secrets about the Sage of Six Paths?
There is no tenable reason. Once I explain the current situation to Madara, it will definitely arouse his suspicion.
Then all the plans that he had been planning for nearly a thousand years would have been wasted.
Now he can only pretend to be dumb and say he doesn't know...