Chapter 353 Insulting automobile civilization~
Chapter 353 Insulting automobile civilization~
Rhine was a poor student from a small place in his previous life. In this life, he received special education in hygiene and tolerance in Azkaban, so he naturally had nothing to dislike.
Lancelot is also an agent who has come from the wind and gone through blood, and the environment is like a cloud to him.
Although Gomes comes from a wealthy family, it is in the Adams family genes to like to mess around with things, which is better than a night, and bad is also a night.
Princess Di, she...
"vomit--!"
The shop owner's eyes suddenly lit up, and he looked up and down at Princess Di Galahad's resolute and brave aristocratic man's face full of gossip.
"Morning sickness?"
"You should write novels."
Rhine dropped the money on the counter speechlessly.
This was not the era of the Euro yet, so in order to meet unexpected expenses along the way, they exchanged some Deutsche Marks.
"I think so……"
It seems that the shop owner's talkative nature cannot be changed.
"What subject matter do you think is better for me to write about?"
"With your brain that has no regard for reproductive science, I suggest you write "One Child with One Hundred Dads"...Each body part is born from one father."
The shop owner's eyes lit up again and he immediately clapped his hands.
"good idea!"
"What am I..."
Rhine left the counter with a dark face and silently led a few people upstairs.
Isn’t it okay to take it?
Four people, two rooms, Rhine made a very gentlemanly choice.
"The three of us can live in one room."
Before Princess Di could react, Gomez suddenly burst into tears.
"Okay, boss!"
"I really can't stand this slut alone!"
"You came to share your burden with me. I am really grateful and touched beyond words..."
"Wait a minute!"
Rhine immediately raised his hand to interrupt Gomez and looked at the two followers with a shocked expression.
"You two...Gomez, you have a wife!"
If Mrs. Morticia finds out, will you want the rest of your life and the happiness of your lower body?
Besides...
Lancelot, have you gone too far?
It's okay for both men and women, but you actually hook up with a married man?
Gomez and Lancelot were stunned and quickly began to wave their hands desperately.
"no!"
"This guy is just not a good sleeper!"
"We were sharing a room on the train, and he sleepwalked and crawled over to me in the middle of the night to touch me..."
"I'm not active...bah! Nor am I passive!"
If the explanation is useful, why do you need the policeman?
Rhine sneered, looked at the two Billy suspects with a critical look from the moral high ground, and decisively turned around and walked towards Princess Di.
He doesn't have to be innocent.
But this stigma must at least come from women, not from men!
After a farce, Laing and Princess Di entered a room and closed the door tightly.
There was too much rot outside, and they needed some peace and quiet.
But as we all know, closing the door and not closing the door have different effects on the results.
When a man and a woman were in the same room, Princess Di, who had just come out of the effects of the polyjuice potion, suddenly became blushing and panicked.
"I...I sleep on the floor!"
It can be seen that this woman's mentality is very divided.
On the one hand, as a mother of a child, and looking at Rhine like a younger brother, her mentality should be mature and stable;
But on the other hand, this guy can be called the world-famous White Lotus, and he suddenly became overwhelmed by this situation.
Rhine rolled his eyes at her and dropped the suitcase on the ground.
"You sleep on the bed, I have to watch Adjani at night."
With that, he got into the suitcase.
Concubine Dai:......
Although you gave me your bed, it does seem that you are a gentleman and a warm man.
But why do I feel a little bit of disgust?
Tell me clearly!
You titanium die straight man!
On this night, there was no charming scene between a man and a woman.
The more interesting thing is maybe the place where two old men slept?
Sure enough, when Gomes knocked on the door the next day and called them to leave, Princess Di opened the door and saw two big black circles under her eyes.
"Had a rough night last night?"
Princess Diana asked Gomez with admiration.
Gomes had lost the desire to argue, but his back molars clenched loudly.
"That guy is not only sleepwalking..."
"You're still grinding your teeth!"
Princess Di was definitely not as bad as Rhine, she just said comfortingly.
"Thanks a lot."
Anyway, I will believe whatever you say~
"You think this is over?"
Gomez had a look of grievance on his face and gave Princess Di a hard look.
"He even farts!"
"Continuous, intermittent kind!"
For a moment, Princess Di suddenly felt that she was so lucky, so she once again expressed her comfort to Gomes.
"It's okay, just endure this journey."
"We will be relieved in Austria."
"Boom!"
The suitcase in the room was opened from the inside, and Rhine, who was brushing his teeth, walked out and glanced at the two of them curiously.
"what happened?"
"It's nothing."
Gomes just answered and fell into deep silence.
He suddenly suspected that the world-famous Princess of Wales and the top representative of White Lotus before him...
What a pink-cut black guy, right?
……
It’s definitely not possible to go from Germany to Austria on foot.
The last time someone played like this was called De San, and the end was miserable.
Since no one had been to Austria, this time it was better to hide it from Dumbledore and the Ministry of Magic, let alone the portkey.
So after leaving the town and entering a larger place, Rhine made a new decision that everyone agreed with.
"Buy a car!"
"Oh oh oh oh-!"
The other three immediately howled with joy.
"Buy an RV!"
Gomez was so excited that she almost shed tears.
"Everyone take turns to rest and keep an eye on this slut!"
However, their joy did not last long as they were left speechless by the facade that Lain led the way to.
"Second... second hand?"
The three people looked at Rhine with stiff expressions, "You're fucking kidding me."
"Disposable items, what do you want? Rolls-Royce? Buy it yourself!"
Rhine was not used to these three people, so he walked into the second-hand car shop in front of him, leaving the three of them outside in a mess in the wind.
She, Diana, Princess of Wales, rides in a second-hand car?
He, the ancestral rich man Gomes, rides in a second-hand car?
He, private version 007 (self-proclaimed), rides in a second-hand car?
For this group of guys who have never worried about money, the house may be enough, but the car must not be compromised!
This is car culture!
But they are unwilling to give up, they...
Can't beat Rhine.
"chug chug chug~"
Half an hour later, a mottled classic Volkswagen bus T1 sped past on the street.
Princess Diana, Gomez and Lancelot stared blankly in the back seat at the various vehicles speeding past them outside, like puppets that had lost their souls.
Only Rhine, who was driving cautiously in front, was elated.
"Fortunately, the technology is not lost!"
"chug chug chug~"
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry~"
The three people behind them raised their heads stiffly and looked at Rhine speaking enthusiastically out of the car window with a dash of German in front of them.
"Newbie... on the road..."
"Forgive me~ Please bear with me~"
After experiencing attacks, battles and hiking all the way, and having no problem staying in a small hotel converted from a donkey pen, Princess Di suddenly covered her face and burst into tears on the spot.
"mom!"
"I want to go home!"
"He is simply insulting car civilization!"
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