area51novel Chapter 316 Which one is more suitable: fart bug, skunk or cockroach?
Chapter 316 Which one is more suitable: fart bug, skunk or cockroach?
But at this time, Ma Feiyu said to the system from inside: "Extract!"
System: "Start random drawing, the drawing is successful, and the host gets the spirit replacement card."
"What the hell is a martial soul replacement card? Please explain it to the system."
System: "The martial spirit replacement card can specify a martial spirit, which can be a top-notch martial spirit or a useless martial spirit. Then, this martial spirit can be used to replace the original martial spirit on the target."
Fuck, awesome!
Ma Feiyu was shocked!
Because he thought of a person, and he felt that this card would be perfect for that person.
You said that the teacher’s martial spirit is a pig that loves to fart!
As his disciple, Wuhun can't fart, how can he be called master and disciple?
Do you think this is the reason?
is not it?
fart!
But which martial soul can fart? Which one should I designate?
Ma Feiyu couldn't help but think of the ranking of the "fart kings" of animals mentioned in biology class in his previous life.
No.3: Cockroaches, commonly known as cockroaches, they must be released even if they die.
Cockroaches are an insect that we are all familiar with, and many of our friends hate cockroaches. They are also easily seen in our lives, especially in kitchens and bathrooms. The chance of seeing cockroaches is very high, and cockroaches are some of the most common insects. One of the masters of recording farting insects not only farts a lot, but also farts even when they are dead.
According to relevant records, the cockroach's abdomen contracts about once every 15 minutes. Every time it contracts, the cockroach will fart. Even if the cockroach dies, if the body is intact, it will continue to fart for about 18 hours after death. It has to be said that it is Fart is one of the more "dedicated" insects in the insect world.
Although it is said that cockroaches fart more, there is no specific record of how harmful cockroach farts are because there are many types of cockroaches and they are widely distributed. However, compared with others, the deterrent effect of cockroach farts is not great. "Carry the handle."
Second: fart bug’s fart
Farting is a normal physiological phenomenon for humans and most mammals, but this is not the case for some animals. Farting is their self-protection weapon, and it is "earth-shattering"!
Just from the name, fart bugs know that they are related to farts. In fact, farts are their secret weapon and their special ability to resist enemies.So how exaggerated are the fart bugs?It can be said that the fart bug does not refer to one kind of bug, but a type of bug, which is a combination of several insects, and they are distributed in different genera. There are more than 500 species in total, and the well-known stink bug is just one of them. .Fart bugs are roughly divided into two groups, one is called the Qi Bu beetle, and the other is called the Fart beetle. They are both top experts in the field of fart.
In the fart bug's abdomen, in addition to the storage chamber, there is also a reaction chamber.When they are stimulated, the muscles around the storage chamber will contract, transporting special substances in the glands to the reaction chamber, where a violent chemical reaction will occur under the action of catalytic enzymes, producing a chemical substance called p-benzoquinone. and a large amount of oxygen, while releasing a large amount of heat.
The chemical reaction produces high temperatures of hundreds of degrees Celsius, which can evaporate part of the mixture into hot gas, which is ejected from the fart bug's body and looks like a fart.The sprayed p-benzoquinone is a harmful substance to the human body. It may cause cancer or genetic diseases. It can also damage the eyes and respiratory system of vertebrates. It also smells very unpleasant.
Relying on this powerful defense mechanism, fart bugs are able to continuously release "biochemical weapons" after being swallowed by a predator, making the predator nauseated and nauseated, and finally have to spit them out.
In 1957, biologist Eisner, known as the "Father of Chemical Ecology," conducted an experiment on fart bugs.He found a frog and asked the frog to eat the fart bug. He just stuck the fart bug with his tongue and spit it out before he could close his mouth.
Later, Eisner replaced it with a ferocious toad, letting this top poison eat the fart bug.Sure enough, the toad is much more powerful than the frog. It swallowed the fart bug into its stomach in one mouthful and seemed not to be threatened by the "biochemical weapon" of the fart bug.
But after about 40 minutes, Eisner heard the toad making strange noises, and the toad looked in great pain. After a few gagging movements, the toad actually spit out the fart bug. The fart bug was covered in mucus, but it didn't die!
So, let me ask you whether it is awesome or not?
3. Skunk farts
If fart bugs are the masters of farting in the insect world, then skunks are the masters of farting among mammals, and their ability to fart is comparable to that of fart bugs.
When skunks are threatened, they typically employ three different layers of defense strategies, depending on the level of threat.The first layer is their black and white fur, which is used to warn enemies; if an enemy gets too close, skunks will use a second layer of defense: raising their tails and stamping the ground with their front paws to warn the enemy.
If the above two methods fail to scare off the enemy, the skunk will turn around and spray the enemy with a foul-smelling liquid secreted by glands next to their tails.
The stinky liquid released by the skunk can cause the person hit to become blind for a short time, and the odor can be smelled within a range of about 800 meters. The power of this fart is quite powerful!
The power is also quite extraordinary!
Having said this in detail, I just want to ask, which type of cockroach, fart bug, or skunk do you think Tang San is suitable for?
Ma Feiyu thought about it again and again.
The decision is made, you're the skunk!
After all, the master is from the animal system, right?To be his student, you have to be from the animal department.That’s a good match!
You can imagine.
A skunk and a pig stick their butts out and compete in farting.How wonderful is that?
However, it would not be appropriate if the pigs were surrounded by cockroaches and fart bugs.After all, one is an insect and the other is an animal, they are not the same category!
Do you think this is the reason?
It has to be said that this martial soul replacement card is much more powerful than the previous martial soul weakening cards and martial soul exchange cards.
Ahem, the building is crooked!
Getting back to the topic, Ma Feiyu immediately said: "System, check the attributes."
system:
Host: David
Age: 13 [Calculate directly based on age after growth]
Soul Power: Level 66
The First Martial Spirit: Dark Demon Evil God Tiger
Soul ring: black gold, black gold, red, red, orange red, red
The Second Martial Spirit: Space Chessboard
Soul ring: purple, purple, black, black, black
The third martial spirit: ghost hand
Soul ring: purple, purple, black, black, black
Soul Bones: The Emperor's auspicious beast, the three-eyed golden leopard destiny skull, right eye soul bone, left eye soul bone, 10-year-old left arm bone, both leg bones, external attached bones of both wings, external attached bones of the white tiger divine claw [[-]] right】
Self-created soul skills: Space Distortion, Space Shuttle, Space Wall, Ghost Haunting, Ghost Pressure, Hundred-Style Guanyin, Tathagata Divine Palm
Soul guide: Sword of Judgment, White Tiger Blade
Points: 236000
System space: Martial Spirit Weaker, Titled Douluo Experience Card, Soul Saint Experience Card, Martial Spirit Exchange Card, Martial Spirit Evolution Card, Martial Spirit Fusion Card, Martial Spirit Replacement Card.