Chapter 3125
Chapter 3125
Chapter 3125
Hearing Xiao Lin's unreasonable reasoning, Lihua thought for a while, and then said unconvinced: "Then what if the bad guys pick it up? Wouldn't that mean helping the evildoers?"
Xiao Lin answered fluently: "If the bad guys find it, they will definitely fight because of the uneven distribution of spoils, and in the end, their heads will be broken. Isn't this something to be happy about?"
Speaking of this, Xiao Lin continued to follow his train of thought: "And if a slacker finds it, then he will be whimsical every day, thinking about the pie falling from the sky, and then look around for such a bargain until he starves to death." until."
"Look, isn't it an extremely interesting thing that I can change the fate of so many people with such a random action?"
Lihua said: "You are simply a little devil!"
Xiao Lin smiled and asked back: "You called me an idiot before, and now you say I'm a little devil. Since I'm so unbearable, why do you insist on chasing me?"
As if being hit in the heart, Lihua's smiling face turned red all of a sudden: "I just... I just want to say hello to you."
Xiao Lin suddenly became unfeeling: "Say hello? People always have to leave, so what's the use of saying hello? It's okay if I say hello so I don't leave, but it's a pity that even if you say hello, you can't forget it." Me, what do you say?"
Li Hua was speechless: "How do you know I can't forget you?"
Xiao Lin smiled and said, "Because everyone who has met me will never forget me."
Xiao Lin has always been very confident. He looked at Lihua again and said, "I am not old enough to be your husband. Besides, you are beautiful and you don't have to worry about finding a husband. Why bother to cling to me?" ?”
I have to say that it is very cruel to say such things to a girl who is just in love, but what Xiao Lin wants is cruelty. If it is not cruel enough, this pear blossom will definitely pester her one after another, and it will be bad if it delays her.
Sure enough, after Xiao Lin finished speaking, Lihua shed two lines of clear tears. The pear blossom at this moment is really pear blossom with rain.
She got on the horse's back at once, then whipped the horse's ass hard, and ran towards the tent. Tears fell into the air along the way, and the people watching were very distressed.
Xiao Lin sighed: "Hey, women are such troublesome things. I didn't mean anything to you, but now it seems like I betrayed you. I don't want to provoke women in this life, or I must be the one who is wrong in the end."
At such a young age, Xiao Lin has already comprehended too many truths.
Leaving Pear Blossom behind, Xiao Lin continued to drive forward, this time without the burden of saluting, the horse ran very fast, but after walking a few steps, Xiao Lin saw a roadblock appearing in front of him.
This person was dressed in white, with a stern face, exquisitely like a woman, although his face was full of anger, he didn't look angry at all, on the contrary, he was very cute.
Xiao Lin smiled and said, "What are you doing here? Basking in the sun?"
The boy in the white shirt said, "I'm waiting for you."
Xiao Lin looked surprised: "Are you waiting for me?"
"When I came to look for you before, you ignored me, but now you take the initiative to wait for me? You are really interesting."
The boy in the white shirt said angrily: "Stop talking nonsense! Take out all the things you cheated!"
Xiao Lin couldn't guess the meaning of the other party even more: "The things you cheated? You want it? Then you didn't say it earlier, I have already thrown it all away."
Of course the boy in white didn't believe it: "Throw it away? Who are you lying to?"
Xiao Lin didn't get off the horse: "Hey, do you know that you blushed when you were angry, and looked like a girl. It just so happened that I also knew a girl who was just like you. Her name was Lihua, and she was also beautiful. If you are interested If so, I can introduce her to you."
Hearing Xiao Lin's frivolity, the boy in white blushed even more, looking like a little girl.
Then the boy in white said angrily: "Since you lost it, you have to pay for it!"
Xiao Lin smiled and said, "Compensation? I think you didn't come here to chase me to make me compensate you, right? It's because you wanted to catch up. As for the reason for catching up, it must be...hehe."
The boy in white pulled out his sharp sword and pointed it at Xiao Lin: "Hey, what do you mean?"
Xiao Lin is not afraid of him: "You mean whatever you say."
The boy in white said: "Do you think I chased after you because I wanted to make friends with you?"
Xiao Lin was noncommittal: "Maybe it's more than making friends."
The boy in white finally couldn't help it: "I think you won't cry when you see the coffin, today I will do justice for the heavens and get rid of you, a thief."
Xiao Lin asked, "You want to kill me?"
The expression of the boy in white suddenly changed: "You are still young, so killing you is not enough, but I want you to worship me as a teacher, and I will teach you well in the future so that you will not harm the world."
Xiao Lin had a strange expression on his face: "A teacher? So you want to be my master."
After saying that, Xiao Lin suddenly burst out laughing.
The boy in white regained his anger: "You think it's funny?"
Xiao Lin questioned: "What do you think you are better than me? You want to be my master? I'm almost your master."
One must know that Xiao Lin is a super strong fighter with the cultivation base of Emperor Dou, and he has several extraordinary fighting skills on his back. It's just that his cultivation base has been inexplicably sealed by this Valley of the Dead. It is not easy to be Xiao Lin's master.
The boy in white said proudly: "You know that I am the number one expert in this area!"
Xiao Lin saw the origin of the other party at a glance: "If you are really a master, you will not escape to this grassland. You see, you are neither here for business nor for sightseeing. The only possibility is to be chased in Guanzhong. Kill, I came to this place to escape, is there anything wrong with what I said?"
The boy in white was startled, he didn't expect the rascal in front of him to see his situation at a glance, but the boy in white was not discouraged either: "Just talking nonsense!"
Xiao Lin didn't care whether the other party admitted it or not, and said directly: "How about this, let's have a competition, and whoever loses will be the other party's apprentice."
The white-clothed boy said: "Then you are determined!"
Before he finished speaking, Xiao Lin had already rushed over. He jumped up suddenly, and suddenly the eagle caught the rabbit and attacked the vital part of the young man in white.
The boy in white was startled, he didn't expect Xiao Lin to play cards so unconventionally, he was accidentally bullied by Xiao Lin, but the boy in white didn't panic either, he didn't turn his head back, and attacked with acupressure kung fu with his backhand .
Xiao Lin's eyes widened, he thought he had the upper hand, but he didn't expect to be reversed.
Thinking of his current cultivation base being sealed, Xiao Lin immediately shouted: "Wait!"
The boy in white abruptly stopped his attack: "What's wrong with you?"
Xiao Lin said: "If you can see through my moves, then I will lose."
The boy in white said: "It's a deal!"
After saying that, the two wrestled together again. Xiao Lin relied on his own physical strength to fight the white-clothed boy. He used palms, fists, and feet for a while.
But the young man in white was indeed not weak. After a scuffle, the young man in white suddenly released his fighting spirit, knocking Xiao Lin back one meter in an instant, and he was about to take advantage of the victory to pursue him.
"Wait!" Xiao Lin was shocked, he didn't expect that there was fighting spirit in the opponent's body.
It was hard for Xiao Lin to imagine that there was fighting spirit in the opponent's body. Once the two sides exchanged blows, Xiao Lin immediately felt a thousand times the pressure.
It's not fair for a person without fighting spirit to fight with fighting spirit. The next moment, the white-clothed youth punched him, and Xiao Lin couldn't dodge it. He suddenly called out: "Wait a minute!"
The white-clothed boy really stopped, with a puzzled look on his face: "What are you waiting for?"
Xiao Lin suddenly swung six punches in succession: "Wait for me to hit you!"
"You are cheating!"
The young man in white was about to blow his lungs out of his lungs, but he didn't expect Xiao Lin to resort to such indecent moves.
After finally coping with Xiao Lin's sudden attack, the boy in white was about to fight back, but Xiao Lin shouted again: "I have a question!"
"No problem can save you!" Of course, the boy in white will not be fooled again.
Xiao Lin suddenly took a few steps back: "We have been fighting for so long now, but you haven't seen my tricks yet. Should I be counted as the winner?"
The boy in white looked at Xiao Lin, and thought, "You don't look like a native of Dead Man's Valley. Could it be that you are an outsider?"
Xiao Lin smiled and said, "Aren't you too?"
The boy in white asked vigilantly, "How do you know I'm not from the local area?"
Xiao Lin said: "You have fighting spirit, you definitely came from somewhere else."
The white-clothed boy stepped forward again, his set of punches seemed chaotic and orderly, and he swam towards Xiao Lin's body, forcing Xiao Lin to have no way out.
This time, Xiao Lin didn't even have a chance to speak, so he had to be exhausted to deal with it, but the other party was full of fighting spirit, gradually Xiao Lin began to lose his support, and he suddenly said: "Stop, stop, stop! I'm willing to learn!"
The white-clothed boy really stopped: "My boxing technique is very clever, and it is an extremely clever fighting skill. You will not suffer any disadvantage if you follow me."
Xiao Lin agreed: "Your boxing style is as chaotic as a lunatic's boxing. It's a pity that you are not a lunatic. If you are crazy, this boxing technique will be several times stronger."
The boy in white frowned and said, "Don't you want to worship me as your teacher? How dare you be so rude?"
Xiao Lin rascally said: "I just said learning boxing, but I didn't say apprenticeship."
The boy in white said angrily, "Do you still want to compete with me?"
Xiao Lin hastily waved his hands and shook his head: "If you can't hit it, you can't hit it. I know a palm technique called the Five-step Jueyin Palm. If you take five steps with this palm, you will bleed to death from your seven orifices. If you dare to come up again, I will not be polite. There is no antidote to palming."
Although he didn't believe it, the boy in white still said: "Nonsense! How can there be such an evil palm technique in this world?"
Xiao Lin said: "If you don't know, it doesn't mean you don't have it. I'm not a native of the Valley of the Dead. The things I brought are all new to you. I am very proficient in this palm technique, and..."
The boy in white said disdainfully: "And you already slapped me secretly before, didn't you?"
Xiao Lin nodded and said, "You are really smart."
"What nonsense!"
Of course the boy in white refused to believe it, but as Xiao Lin said, he was not a native of the Valley of the Dead, so he naturally carried some gadgets that he had never seen before. Besides, the name Wubujue Yin Palm was really terrifying and called Some fear.
"You don't believe it?" Xiao Lin asked.
Of course the boy in white didn't believe it.
Xiao Lin suddenly said: "Touch your third rib on the left, does it hurt right now?"
The young man in white was suspicious, reached out and touched the third rib on the left, and then suddenly his face changed drastically. Xiao Lin seized the opportunity and said with a smile: "I'm right? If you are apprenticed now, I will save your life."
The expression of the boy in white changed drastically. He never thought that this place would be so painful.
After a pause, the boy in white still stubbornly said: "Everyone will feel itchy in this kind of place, what's the matter?"
Xiao Lin shook his head and said, "But your place is not itchy, but painful! It's painful! It's like a thousand needles being stuck on it, it's unbearable."
As if he had been stabbed in his mind, the young man in white's complexion changed, which was extremely exciting. Taking advantage of this opportunity, Xiao Lin continued: "Yes! Go a little further to the left, a little lower, that's the place, press hard!"
Following Xiao Lin's instructions, the young man in white walked unconsciously on his body, and then pressed it unbelievingly, his whole body froze immediately, and then fell straight down.
"Ha ha ha ha……"
Xiao Lin unscrupulously came to the young man in white, looked at him who was motionless on the ground, and said, "You have been tricked! Of course there is no five-step yin palm in this world, but there is something called Juxue acupuncture!"
Xiao Lin led the little white horse over, and said with a smile: "Unfortunately, when I'm bored at home, I need to study this acupressure technique. There is a most brilliant acupressure technique called cutting blood acupuncture points!"
"A person's blood point flows with him. You need to observe the time and physical condition to catch it. But once you catch it, you can hit your dead point. At that time, your life will pass quickly until you die."
Speaking of this, Xiao Lin suddenly squatted down, and then nodded to the left shoulder of the boy in white: "In order to keep you alive, I will loosen your blood. Now that your life is not in danger, you can speak."
The young man in white couldn't hide his shame. He never thought that he would fall into the hands of a young man. After a long time, he suddenly noticed his shadow and asked, "You have been observing my shadow before? Then use the shadow to calculate the blood point, and at the same time Led me into the pit with nonsense, and finally made me hit my own deathbed?"
Xiao Lin clapped his hands suddenly: "Not bad, not bad, just one click, it's a piece of material."
The young man in white was not a fool either, he said: "But you are just a half-baby, and you don't know how to do acupuncture, so you lied to me and let me do it myself."
Xiao Lin clapped his hands even more happily: "You are really smart. I really only learned the general idea, and I don't know how to acupressure. There is nothing I can do about it. I can only ask you to do it for me."
The boy in white humiliated: "No thanks."
The boy in white never thought that he would be confused for a while in his wise life. This kind of self-harming behavior is simply stupid.
Xiao Lin showed the victor's attitude: "Thank you, thank you, I still have to thank you for helping me solve you, hahaha."
The boy in white said bitterly: "What's the trick to hurt people!"
Xiao Lin said: "Trick? Do you know how much knowledge it takes to pull off such a trick. First, I want people to guard against me at all times. Second, I want to improvise a five-step Yin palm Such a scary name makes you have to be vague..."
Xiao Lin said loudly: "This is simply the crystallization of cultivation and wisdom. If my own cultivation is not high, how can I teach you to beware? If my wisdom is not high, how can I teach you not to be on guard? You should be on guard first and then not be on guard." , it can be seen that you are not as good as me in any way, and you are not wronged if you worship someone like me as your teacher."
The boy in white yelled angrily: "I worship you as my teacher, you... are you dreaming?"
Xiao Lin said: "You made a promise before you took action, how can you go back on your word now."
The boy in white blushed and said, "You kill me!"
Unexpectedly, this young man in white would rather die than submit, Xiao Lin paced back and forth.
Suddenly, Xiao Lin thought of a trick called intimidation, and said to the boy in white clothes who was immobile on the ground: "I don't want to kill you either, I just want to slowly cut off your nose with a knife, pierce your eyes, and finally Cut off your lips, and better yet, your ears for drinking."
The young man in white humiliated: "I'm not afraid of death, why are you so afraid?"
Xiao Lin suddenly squatted down and stared at the boy in white at close range: "Are you really not afraid?"
The boy in white turned his head stubbornly: "Hmph!"
Xiao Lin stood up again, he was thinking quickly, and then Xiao Lin's eyes lit up suddenly: "Okay! You are indeed a hero who would never give up. I, Xiao Lin, admire you, so I won't kill you, but I Will take your pants off, hang from a tree and spank your ass."
There are a lot of people who would rather die than submit. If you force them to die, they will never give in, but if you say take off your pants and spank them, they will immediately give in.
Sure enough, as soon as Xiao Lin finished speaking, the white-clothed boy's face turned purple and blue, and he was extremely frightened: "You devil! Damn devil!"
Xiao Lin's face hardened: "Oh? It's fine if you don't call him master, but you dare to insult him like this? It seems that you don't want to give you any color and see that you really don't know how to respect teachers!"
Saying that, Xiao Lin wanted to untie the waistband of the white-clothed boy, and the white-clothed boy immediately shouted: "Master, master!!"
After finishing speaking, the young man in white seemed to have been greatly wronged, and then two lines of hot tears fell down uncontrollably, and his flimsy face immediately became watery.
Xiao Lin took out a handkerchief to help him wipe away his tears: "Why are you crying? A man is crying like a woman."
"Besides, you have already called me master now. This is an unchangeable fact. It is useless for you to cry any more."
The boy in white was still crying.
Xiao Lin thought for a while: "If you cry again, I will take off your pants."
These words really worked, the boy in white stopped crying immediately, only the muffled groan kept coming out of his mouth, what was even more funny was that the boy in white's mustache affixed to his mouth fell off a little.
I feel pity for this appearance, the main reason is that the young man in white is really delicate, his skin is not as rough as a man's at all, it must be very comfortable to touch.
"What's your name?" Xiao Lin asked.
The white-clothed boy didn't want to answer, but Xiao Lin immediately made a movement to take off his pants, and then the white-clothed boy immediately said: "Yan Feixue!"
Xiao Lin asked again: "Concubine's concubine?"
The boy in white said: "Of course it's flying!"
Xiao Lin smiled: "I'll just say how can a boy like you take such a girly name."
Yan Feixue's face was very ugly.
"How old are you?" Xiao Lin asked.
Yan Feixue said: "It's always two years older than you!"
Xiao Lin shrugged his shoulders: "Even if you are older than me, you have no dignity, and your conduct is not good. Besides, in this world, a capable teacher is your teacher, so you have to call me anyway..."
"Xiao Lin! Xiao Lin!!"
Before the words were finished, Xiao Lin heard a voice from a distance, and then saw the pear blossom driving the horse, with a hasty expression full of fear.
Arriving in front of her, Li Hua almost crawled up to Xiao Lin, and then clasped her palms together: "Allah, Allah! Thank you for allowing me to find Xiao Lin."
Xiao Lin looked at the pear blossom suspiciously: "What's wrong with you? What's Allah's?"
Lihua couldn't say anything more, so she took Xiao Lin's hand: "It's too late to explain, get on the horse!"
(End of this chapter)
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