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"If he really were that kind of person, I certainly wouldn't have fallen for him," Joan of Arc muttered to herself.
"Thank you, the one I love, thank you, my... Lord."
Joan of Arc gently tucked her hair behind her ear. "Back then, I never regretted believing in you, and I still do now..."
"Thank you."
"It was good before, and it is good now."
"I dedicate my life to you."
"Now that the world is yours, you certainly won't abandon me, right?"
Joan of Arc looked at the moon and smiled.
……
Li Wei was teleported back to his residence in the God's Space by the God. He is now lying on his bed, staring at the ceiling, silent.
He is feeling very disappointed and conflicted right now.
Because he discovered that since leaving F/A—
He's gotten even more handsome!
He's gotten even more handsome!
He's already way too handsome!
So he's very troubled right now, and in desperation, he posted a thread on the forum of the Main God Space:
[Urgent! I've contracted a condition called "handsomeness disease," and it's getting worse every day! What should I do? Waiting for an answer! RT!]
[The original poster's chuunibyou (middle school syndrome) has flared up to the point of being incurable!]
Wake up, you're still dreaming during the day!
Come on, what are you single people saying?
[To the person upstairs: I'm guessing the original poster might be a girl. These days, girls generally like to say they're handsome, while guys like to say they're cute...]
[To the person upstairs: The original poster's might be even bigger than yours!]
[Bullshit, I'm an 18cm roaring dragon!]
[The 30 long spearmen expressed their disdain.]
[30mm?]
[You wait, upstairs. Don't think I can't do anything to you just because you're anonymous.]
In fact, the people upstairs really can't do anything about the people upstairs.
What kind of hero is one who remains anonymous?
……
The forum in the God's Space, setting aside the supernatural elements, is actually no different from an ordinary forum. It contains all sorts of people and can be described as chaotic. The key point is that there are no reincarnators serving as moderators or similar administrators. The only official administrator is the God, and the God is exceptionally lenient on this matter, with no sensitive words.
Nevertheless, everyone has a sense of what shouldn't be said, and no one would risk being erased from their reputation by committing such a crime.
Li Wei's posts have a decent number of views, but gossip-related posts don't attract a lot of attention. People are more interested in more substantial things, such as trading posts, which are where the most attention is drawn.
Therefore, Li Wei's post was like a fleeting shooting star, disappearing almost as soon as it appeared.
Li Wei was very angry about this and posted another message.
So what do you do when someone's too handsome?!
[The poster's ID looks familiar...]
[It's you again, posting again.]
...Some people think Li Wei is just looking for trouble, and Li Wei enjoys it, arguing with many trolls and trolls.
Some self-proclaimed clever people shook their heads upon seeing this, thinking that Li Wei had gone crazy due to excessive psychological pressure, or was simply an idiot. Every second here is precious for reincarnators, and they should take some time to relax and have fun. Why waste so much time and energy on criticizing others?
Those who reincarnate are all racing against life and death.
However, these people weren't wrong. Some of the people who were arguing fiercely with Li Wei ended up dying because they were caught off guard and entered a new instance...
After Li Wei finished venting, he started browsing the posts. He discovered that, apart from the trading posts, there was a very popular gossip post that had been hanging there and hadn't sunk.
[A stunning new SSS-rated beauty has emerged in the West District!]
Then there was a commotion below. Some people were shocked that the West District had hit the jackpot. First there was Li Wei, a dark horse with great potential, and now there was a newcomer with an SSS rating that was rare to see in many years.
[SSS rank? No way, there haven't been any SSS rank rookies in so many years!]
[Is the West District about to rise again? As long as it doesn't falter and grows smoothly, this newcomer could very well become another regional overlord.]
[A super pretty girl? Interesting... Looks like it's time for me, the Flower-Picking Gentleman, to compose poems again.]
[Just chuckle at the comment above.]
[OP, please post a picture! Otherwise, how will anyone know if she's really a beautiful girl?]
[Picture posted in 18L...]
……
[I risked my life to take this picture; I'll post it downstairs.]
……
[You risked your life to take more photos after only getting a shot of his back? Give me a break.]
[Exactly, let's get a front-facing photo.]
[What do you know? Anyone who dared to take a direct shot got beaten to a pulp. If I hadn't run away quickly, I would have been crippled too, you bunch of bastards.]
……
[Actually, you've really misunderstood the original poster. I've seen that newcomer too; she's absolutely stunning, like a goddess, almost otherworldly. And she's not just a pretty face; anyone who dared to flirt with her got their arms and legs broken. They weren't even allowed to take a candid photo of her face.]
Based on my years of experience as a womanizer, only a super goddess could capture this kind of back view.
[You guys are just bragging. He's just a newbie, how strong can he be? Even an SSS rating is too much. You guys are just too bad.]
[Damn it, I'm Ghost Blade Wang Hu, you gotta give me your name and I'll fight you one-on-one!]
[No way, Ghost Blade Wang Hu, a powerful general under that Northern District overlord? A newcomer even he respects, how terrifying is that? My god!]
……
Li Wei stared at the photo of the back view in the post, stroking his chin in deep thought.
"Is it also in the West District? Hmm, that makes it much easier to find."
After saying that, Li Wei jumped out of bed and went outside.
After returning from this F/A dungeon, the main god unlocked many permissions for Li Wei. He even gained access to the central region, which was previously mentioned by others and was outside the western region. This was a place where powerful individuals gathered, where one had to go through many dungeons and pass the assessment to obtain promotion qualifications.
However, aside from the beginner dungeons, Li Wei advanced there after clearing them only once.
Outside on the streets, many people were discussing this super rookie, and a new wave of name-changing frenzy had also emerged at the Name Change Hall.
"Hey bro, are you going to change your name too?"
A burly man tugged at Li Wei's shoulder. "I remember seeing you last time. Hey, brother, you always get messages so late. But it's not too late now. Okay, let's change Li Wei's name together."
"A real man doesn't change his name or surname!" Li Wei gave him a disdainful look.
"Then let me ask you, what's your name now?"
"Li Wei."
"Then you still say you haven't changed."
The big man turned around and gave Li Wei a disdainful look.
PS:
Chapter 328 It seems like him, it seems like him, it seems like me!
Hello everyone, my name is Zhou Yi. I was originally a rather low-key person in the West District, always working quietly so that others wouldn't see my abilities. This often brought me a different kind of pleasure.
Yes, the thrill of being low-key comes from playing dumb to outsmart others.
A while ago, I heard that a super rookie named Li Wei came to the West District. The name sounds pretty cool. Although I like to play dumb to fool others, I also know that I am not a real tiger. I think that big shot named Li Wei is an opportunity for me to rise. People like me in novels are often the ones who wait for the protagonist to come out and change their fate. To use an analogy, I am like Jiang Ziya and King Wen of Zhou.
As for why I don't dream of being the protagonist? Because I'm also very self-aware. First of all, I don't have a ring, and there's no such thing as an old man inside a ring. Secondly, I'm too handsome. Having read so many novels, I don't think I've ever seen a protagonist who's that handsome. Usually, the protagonists are just ordinary, with a slightly handsome beginning.
Another point is that it's too exciting for me to be the main character fighting and killing. It's more suitable for me to stay behind the scenes or cheer from the sidelines.
Until recently, my desire to rise up became even stronger. I was doing well in the Main God Space when the Main God suddenly gave me a mission to go to the F/A dungeon. Oh my god, who did I see? Boss Luo and Boss Liu! Was my fate about to change? I actually had the honor of running a dungeon with the two overlords of the West District.
Let me think, could this be an implication that I should help the protagonist build good interpersonal relationships in advance?
I believe it should be so.
To help the protagonist gain more strength, I put in a lot of effort this time, giving those grunts all sorts of enhancements and enchantments, making them incredibly powerful.
However, I didn't see the end before the main god teleported me away, but I'm confident that the script won't deviate from my expectations.
Next, the female lead should make her appearance...
Sure enough, another super rookie soon appeared, and she's supposedly a beautiful girl...
Wait a minute, something seems off about this script. This female lead seems to be much more capable than Li Wei?
Please allow me some time to think about it...
A loser/loser story? No, that's not right.
An invincible leveling-up strategy? That doesn't seem like it either.
Zhou Yi tried various approaches and found that none of them seemed to fit, so he came to a conclusion.
"So he wasn't the main character after all."
Then he saw a post on the forum with a picture of the beautiful new girl's back. Zhou Yi was immediately smitten. Based on his years of experience watching adult films, this girl was terrifyingly beautiful...
Could this be... fate?
He felt a surge of energy within his body, which seemed to indicate that some mysterious power was awakening within him.
"Today, I, the Flower-Picking Prince, will return to my old ways!"
Zhou Yi suddenly realized that this girl was probably meant for him, and that he would use this encounter as an opportunity to begin his legendary journey...
Then--
He had three legs broken.
"Wait, miss, I just wanted to make friends. Wait, why are you able to beat someone up in the safe zone? That's not right, not right!"
"God, I want to report this! I want to report this!"
"Ah."
Before Zhou Yi stood a beautiful girl, whose beauty could be described with every word in the world, looking at him with cold, disdainful eyes.
"Your mind is filled with nothing but filthy, obscene thoughts." The girl said coldly, "You think you can even dream of pursuing me?"
"Laughing to death."
Just then, a disheveled young man walked towards them. Zhou Yi looked at him and recalled that it was the same person who had passed by his shop earlier.
Then suddenly, a wicked thought arose in his mind, and he shouted, "Brother, I am powerless to help you take her back to be your wife!"
Yes, now that he's ruined, he hopes there's someone else who'll suffer with him.
This is probably human nature; many people like to have someone share their troubles, provided that the other person shares their troubles.
Sure enough, after Zhou Yi shouted that, the girl in front of him shifted her attention to the young man, and then—
Walk over quickly.
"I heard you want me to be your wife?"
"Never."
The young man picked at his ear.
Zhou Yi quickly shouted, "Brother, are you just looking for fun? I think this girl is quite pretty, you shouldn't miss out!"
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