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"Meow meow meow."
The little black cat curled itself into a ball and rolled around under the table, from left to right and from right to left.
"Holy crap!"
"This is so troublesome, so troublesome, so scary, so scary, what should I do, what should I do?"
"That kid's come in!"
"I'm going to become a useless cat!"
Slumped against the back of the table, the little black cat, after struggling (acting cute), felt utterly powerless and life seemed so bleak.
"Should we ask him to leave the academy?"
The little black cat's eyes suddenly flashed with an amazing light, and its tail wagged wildly.
However, the next moment its ears drooped instantly. "No, even if I have the authority of the vice dean, I still have to abide by the system's rules."
"If you force me to break the rules, I'll become a dead cat."
"Motor, never mind, I'll catch him first!" The little black cat raised its right leg, showing its claws, and scratched at the air, its eyes flashing with ferocity.
"Cuckoo..."
Upon hearing a knock on the door, a wisp of white smoke rose from the little black cat, transforming it once again into the composed and serious old man.
"come in."
"Yes, my lord."
Upon seeing the old man's serious expression, the newcomer couldn't help but tremble...
The vice dean is indeed the vice dean; his aura is truly different.
The visitor thought to himself...
After dismissing the visitor again, the vice dean transformed back into a little black cat, took out a bag of spicy strips from the drawer, tore open the packaging, and used his paws to hook out the strips one by one and stuff them into his mouth.
The little black cat chewed with an expression of enjoyment, its whiskers twitching and its tail swaying rhythmically.
"Spicy strips are definitely the best, meow~"
After finishing its meal, seeing that there was nothing else to do, the little black cat sighed, silently took out another book from the drawer, leaned back in its chair, and began to read it with its paws.
—On the Actor's Self-Cultivation R18 (Adult Cat Limited Edition)
"Who's going to take over my throne, meow? I can't stand being in this position any longer..."
on the other hand--
The young man in the formal dress looked at the gothic lolita girl who was fast asleep on the table, and his lips twitched involuntarily.
"They're both at the pinnacle of power in the academy, so why is there such a huge difference between the president and the vice dean!"
The young man in the formal attire silently complained to himself.
"President."
"Woo..."
The Gothic Lolita girl furrowed her beautiful brows slightly and uttered a dreamlike sound.
There was no other way but to use the ultimate trick.
The young man in the formal attire took a deep breath and shouted:
"A new episode of 'Father's Love is as Solid as a Mountain' has been released!"
"Where there!"
"Where is Father X?! Quick, bring him to me!"
As if some strange button had been pressed, the Gothic Lolita reflexively jumped up from the table, with traces of drool at the corner of her mouth.
Upon seeing this, the young man in the formal attire covered his face.
This president is such a disgrace.
"Ahem, I just finished reporting to the Vice Dean."
Upon hearing this, the Gothic Lolita simply gave a soft "oh".
"Hey……"
The young man in the formal dress sighed and handed the little girl a USB drive from his pocket.
The Gothic Lolita's eyes lit up. In the blink of an eye, as if a blur had flashed, the USB drive in the young man's hand disappeared. The Gothic Lolita seemed to have never moved, only now she had a USB drive in her hand, and she was staring at it with shining eyes.
"Well done, great job! Now it's my decision, the student council is giving you 100,000 points of public funds that they've misappropriated!"
The Gothic Lolita girl looked at the young man with an expression that said, "Hurry up and thank me."
The young man in the formal suit twitched at the corner of his mouth and said, "What if the enforcement department comes knocking?"
The Gothic Lolita's eyes changed, looking at her as if she were an idiot. "Isn't that obvious? You're the one who should take the blame. These 100,000 points are for you, not for me. Oh, don't worry, I'll plead with them to give you a quick death."
Damn it! I knew this would happen!
The young man in the formal dress roared inwardly. Even if he really misappropriated 100,000 points, he would only be given a minor punishment at most. But with your plea for mercy, I'm going to be executed!
Give me back the fatherly love I gave you, you bastard!
(There seems to be something odd about this statement, but never mind!)
Fortunately, the young man in the formal dress had gotten used to her routines over time. And fortunately, he was kind enough; otherwise, an ordinary person would have gone berserk countless times, wishing they could hang her up a hundred times over.
Ignoring the loli president's nonsense, the young man in the formal dress replied seriously, "The vice dean has no intention of blaming you for what happened last time, so the president can rest assured."
Upon hearing this, the loli president curled her lip and said, "Hmph, I doubt that old man would dare."
Although she said that, she clearly breathed a sigh of relief.
She was fearless, but the only thing she feared was that serious old man.
The young man in the formal attire sighed and said, "President, you should really learn more from the Vice Dean. After all, you are a flag bearer of this academy, representing the face of the academy to the outside world."
The loli president snorted and said, "No way! I don't want to be like that rigid old man. There's no fun in being a person. What can he do besides scare people with a serious, stern face?"
"Just wait, one day I will get rid of him from his position as vice dean."
The Gothic Lolita seemed to have thought of something, and started drooling uncontrollably.
"Then I can openly and legitimately be in the academy..."
The young man in the formal dress twitched. He knew that the loli president had always had a dream, but to be honest, even if it cost him his life, he would not let the president's dream come true!
No, he needs to stop right away.
Otherwise, once the chairman gets angry, the young man will have to listen for hours with his whole body numb.
"Really? Then next time I'll report to the Vice Dean that you've issued a challenge to him."
"You bastard, how dare you!" The guild leader, a loli, jumped up in a panic.
Although she never actually challenged the vice dean, that didn't stop her from succumbing to his shadow for many years.
If that old man finds out I'm planning a rebellion, he'll definitely treat me like a king!
P.S.: Karvin is amazing lately...
PS2: When I have the chance later, I'll slowly write about Li Wei's past life, um... when I'm stuck on writer's block...orz. That way, those who want to read it can still see it, and those worried about it overwriting the main story don't need to worry... after all... this story is really hard to write!  ̄へ ̄
PS3: The book title with the big egg was rejected. Damn it... Does everything that starts with a big chicken get censored?
PS4: I've applied for a contract, everyone please bless me so I can get approved!
Chapter Forty: He is the strongest human!
"Xiao Hei, aren't you overthinking this? That guy isn't worth your attention at all, except for his incredibly perverted side..."
The speaker was a delicate young woman, wearing a black and white lace dress, with black stockings that went past her knee on her left leg and white stockings that reached her ankle on her right leg. She wore wooden clogs with bows tied around her neck, and her long black hair fell over her shoulders.
At this moment, she stood on the little black cat's head, idly tugging at its whiskers with one hand, while using the other hand to pull out spicy strips one by one from a nearby packaging bag to feed the little black cat.
Yes, the girl was as beautiful as a doll.
But his physique is a major drawback.
It's only the size of a human palm.
"Lolo, how many times have I told you, if you keep doing this I'm going to get angry!"
"I've already said I like chicken-flavored spicy strips!"
"Huh? Didn't you say a few days ago that you liked the blue mushroom flavor?"
"A cat changes a lot as it grows up!" the little black cat said seriously. "I am not the same person I was yesterday."
Lolo stared speechlessly at the mountain of spicy snack packaging bags piled up under the table: "...You're just tired of them and want to try something different, aren't you?"
"Huh?" The little black cat stared wide-eyed in horror. "So that's how it is!?"
"No wonder I said that after eating 3,083 and a half packs, I found that beef-flavored spicy strips were really hard to eat."
"I thought this was just a growing pain."
Lolo gave a cold laugh: "Shut up, you three years and ¥%& month old."
The black cat blushed, coughed twice, and silently munched on the spicy snack that the girl had stuck out from above its head.
"My goodness, she still remembers something from %¥& months ago!"
"Are you really going now? You should know that even if you use the vice dean's authority, you'll pay a considerable price, and in serious cases, even..."
The miniature girl Lolo said seriously, "It will make you shed a few more cat hairs every day!"
The little black cat shuddered.
very scary!
She then shook her head slightly, "There's nothing I can do, I don't want to go either, but... but you really don't know how much of a jerk he is."
"Damn it, even in the real world, I don't understand how this bug came about."
BUG?
Lolo's expression immediately turned serious, and she asked in confusion, "It can't be that bad, can it?"
"I admit that although he is crazy and has a high IQ and a terrifying learning ability, that's all. He is far inferior to those favored by the gods."
Xiao Hei sighed, a bitter smile appearing on its anthropomorphic face: "That's... because you haven't really interacted with him."
"Whether they are superhumans or chosen ones, those darlings of heaven and earth are, in essence, just human beings..."
"Whether it's a prophet, a great wizard, or someone favored by cause and effect, in the end, they are all just going further in certain areas of humankind."
After a pause, Xiao Hei continued, "For example, some ordinary people occasionally experience something similar to a sixth sense, suddenly perceiving the fortune or misfortune of a certain future period. This is the flash of prophetic ability."
Lolo nodded and admitted, "Indeed, it's superstition in the real world, but it does exist. Ordinary people may not know it and just consider it superstition, but for highly intelligent people whose brains have been developed to a certain extent, this kind of premonition is very accurate."
“Some exceptionally gifted individuals, upon reaching a certain level of intellectual understanding, gain insight into the order of things and are even able to use their willpower to intervene in cause and effect.”
"Then let things develop in a direction that is favorable to him."
"In addition to these, there are many other abilities, such as the direct manifestation of superpowers."
"So, is there a problem with this?"
Xiao Hei weakly grabbed a handful of spicy strips, put them in its mouth and chewed, saying, "This is a big problem..."
"Those are all developments in different areas of the human brain."
"Let me put it this way..."
"He is the strongest human I have ever seen in my long three years of life."
Lolo's brain went blank for a moment.
After a long silence, he asked, "Are you sure?"
"The probability is over 90%."
Lolo said with a serious expression, "Now I finally understand why you don't want him to enter the academy."
"Give him a few years to develop, and his strength will probably become..."
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