Reborn as the Darling of the Delta

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Undoubtedly, because the dark blue apron was far too big for Zhang Hao, he tripped over it on his way to the kitchen in full view of everyone.

When Mai Xiaowen saw this, she was about to go check on her little Hao Hao, but Zoya was faster. The moment Zhang Hao tripped, she got up and left her seat.

"Oh dear, Xiao Hao, you're so careless! You fell so hard, it breaks my heart. Does it hurt? Let me see."

Mai Xiaowen/Luna: Still a step behind that old maid. ╰(艹皿艹 )

"Um~ I'm fine, Sister Zoya, it was just my carelessness."

Zoya looked at Zhang Hao, who looked just like a silly little goofball, and her girlish heart melted.

"Come on, let me help you, so you don't trip over something or get hurt later."

Amidst the fiery glares of the other two, Zoya picked up Zhang Hao, gave them a defiant look, and led him into the kitchen, closing the door behind her.

“Mai Xiaowen, let’s team up. Zoya is way too overpowered this season. If we don’t join forces, we simply can’t beat her.”

Luna said calmly to Mai Xiaowen beside her. Before Zoya arrived, Mai Xiaowen, this newbie, was not worth mentioning in her eyes. At first, she didn't even consider Mai Xiaowen as her opponent.

But everything changed after Zoya arrived. This old Russian woman put a lot of pressure on her on the very first day. However, Luna had been in her comfort zone of competing with Mai Xiaowen for a long time and didn't even consider Zoya a rival for the time being.

But later on, Luna suddenly realized that she couldn't win on her own. Zoya was too strong. Even Xiao Hao's first kiss... But it doesn't matter, Mai Xiaowen, this newbie, has never kissed anyone.

Mai Xiaowen: Hey sis, what if I told you I'd already kissed him? What would you do then? (○｀ 3′○)

Especially after Xiao Hao changed his face, Zoya just kept unleashing her full power every time they met. Before, she might have been too restrained in front of Shen Lan because of the mission, but now that the mission was complete, then...

Luna couldn't bear to think any further. Her precious Xiao Hao was lying on Zoya's bed, waving goodbye to her! (Mai Xiaowen's same distressed expression): No!!! Xiao Hao, my Xiao Hao! No! There's a cow!

So when Luna saw Zoya get two steps ahead of her again, she couldn't sit still. She immediately went to Mai Xiaowen and decided to seek an alliance. In her opinion, no matter how well Mai Xiaowen protected her, she was still full of loopholes. She could also kiss Xiao Hao in front of her from time to time to provoke Mai Xiaowen.

However, when facing Zoa, Luna chose to follow her heart. She knew that she might not be able to beat Zoa in a fight, as Zoa's Firefly ability was truly monstrous.

When it comes to seducing Xiao Hao, he's practically a greenhorn in front of her.

"Oh? What do you want?"

Mai Xiaowen had no idea what had gotten into Luna beside her that made her think of forming an alliance with her arch-enemy. Subconsciously, Mai Xiaowen felt that this was definitely not a simple matter, and that Jin Luna was probably plotting something against her.

"Don't you think Zoya is far superior to us in this regard?"

Luna said calmly, as she spoke, she couldn't help but recall how she had watched helplessly as Xiao Hao's first kiss was lost right before her eyes!

"I know, so what? Xiao Hao loves me the most. Even if that old woman stripped naked and wiggled in front of Xiao Hao, he would definitely reject her righteously."

Luna stared speechlessly at Mai Xiaowen, who radiated an inexplicable confidence. She really wanted to pry open Mai Xiaowen's head to see what was inside. How could someone who could create so many great things be so stupid in this area? She was completely unmoved even when Mai Xiaowen was naked. Xiao Hao was, after all, a man.

"Hehe, don't forget how Xiao Hao lost his first kiss. Zoya is different from us. She won't go through all that 'cultivating feelings' stuff with you. Her mind is all on action, you know? And as far as I know, men like that kind of thing. What are you listening to? Tell me, isn't that right?"

As Luna was talking, she noticed that everyone around her waiting for food was eavesdropping on her, so she turned to Red Wolf and asked him a question.

"Huh? Me...me?"

Red Wolf pointed to himself, looking completely bewildered. Why was he being asked this question?

"I've been eavesdropping for ages, and now you're beating around the bush when I ask you a question? Just say it, okay?"

Luna urged impatiently, while Mai Xiaowen cast a curious glance at him.

"Um... okay, I do prefer someone more straightforward, but of course that's just me. I don't know about Xiao Hao's situation."

Red Wolf answered honestly.

"Impossible. Xiao Haohao would definitely like a reserved, shy girl like me who takes things slowly."

Mai Xiaowen frowned and asked Wei Long and the others, but their answer was the same as Red Wolf's.

"Impossible! I don't believe it! I'll ask Hao Hao myself later!"

Zhang Hao: Subtle? I remember the last paragraph of chapter 104 was anything but subtle, it scared me to death!

Chapter 126 Time for a Vacation!

Meanwhile, Zhang Hao and Zoya were in the kitchen.

"Xiao Hao, is there anything I can do to help you? Aside from other things, I do some odd jobs."

Zoya said confidently, "Back when I was a student at Shenlan, although I never cooked myself, I watched Shenlan cook so many times that I could learn how to cook just by watching."

"Um, Zoya, could you beat the eggs for me first? This fried rice is very simple; it doesn't require any complicated steps. Just stir-fry it casually."

So Zhang Hao and Zoya started to divide the work. Zoya brought a big bowl and started beating eggs, while Zhang Hao started chopping scallions and ham.

Next, fry the beaten eggs in a pan until they are slightly browned and fragrant. Then, put the large bowl of leftover rice into the pan and stir-fry it over high heat. Use a spatula to press the rice grains to remove excess moisture so that each grain is separate.

After adding the ham to the pan, along with soy sauce, salt, and other seasonings, and stir-frying it briefly, the aroma of the fried rice immediately filled the air. Zoya, who was boiling water nearby, couldn't help but swallow hard when she smelled the aroma.

"Wow, it smells so good! Xiao Hao, your cooking is amazing! I'll give you a kiss as a reward, *kiss*!"

After silently wiping his face, which was a little drooly, Zhang Hao turned off the heat and sprinkled in the prepared scallions. The fried rice was now ready.

Looking at the huge pot of rice, Zhang Hao was too lazy to find another large basin to take it out. He decided to just let them come in and use rice scoops to scoop it up.

Meanwhile, Zoya's water had boiled, and she then put a large bag of previously wrapped dumplings into the pot, waiting for the water to boil again.

After the water boils again, cold water is added again. This is repeated twice. The dumplings are cooked, and Zhang Hao and Zoya serve them to everyone, signaling that it's time to eat.

After Zhang Hao and Zoya brought out the dumplings, they called everyone to start eating. They also saw that Shen Lan had come downstairs, seemingly preparing to say something to everyone. Upon seeing Zhang Hao and Zoya come out, Shen Lan said, "Let's eat first, and I'll talk to everyone while we eat."

"Wuhu! Dinner's ready! I'm starving!"

Upon seeing that dinner was ready, Wei Long and Roy excitedly rushed into the kitchen to get bowls and rice. When they saw a big pot of fragrant fried rice in front of them, their eyes lit up and they started yelling in the kitchen.

After everyone had finished eating and were enjoying their meal at the table, Shenlan said:

“I have already reported this operation, and they have also watched the live broadcast. We will have a fairly long vacation. Their higher-ups will continue to assign us tasks after the meeting. That means that for the next period of time, apart from necessary patrols, we will basically not be assigned any other tasks.”

Upon hearing this, everyone exclaimed: "Yay! Time to rest!" (〃￣︶￣)人(￣︶￣〃)

Upon hearing the news, Roy immediately looked at Zhang Hao, who was still pondering what time he would wake up the next day, and excitedly said:

"Xiao Hao, hurry up and contact Said! Didn't he say he wanted to develop some kind of tourist destination? Oh, we finally have some time now, let's go be his first tourist and have him be our tour guide!"

To everyone's surprise, Zhang Hao simply replied with a lazy tone.

"No, I want to rest well. I'll call you when I want to go play with Uncle Said. I'm going to play games."

Roy: /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~Xiao Hao~~

Zhang Hao: Hehehe, I can't see it, I can't see it. If you want to go, take Brother Weilong to catch crocodiles yourself.

Mai Xiaowen was also thinking to herself whether she could build her unmanned bomber plane during this period of time.

Luna/Zoya: Stealing a base, stealing a base, hehehe, my little Hao. (づ￣3￣)づ╭～

After enjoying a delicious lunch, everyone went back to their rooms to rest. After all that commotion in the morning, everyone was covered in dust. Zhang Hao said he wanted to take a shower and then snuggle back into bed for a nice nap.

As a result, the Secret Service fell silent.

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Reis's room.

"Doctor, doctor! I need anesthesia this time, hurry, hurry, it hurts so much! Ah! Help me!"

In the room where no soldiers were, Reese threw off his sunglasses and, with snot and tears streaming down his face, begged the doctor from last time to hurry up and administer anesthesia to remove that damned bullet.

The moment the bullet pierced Reis's buttocks, he knew it was the same spiral bullet as before—it was just too painful.

At that moment, Reis was lying on the ground, his face contorted in pain, but thinking that his life was more important, Reis ran back without stopping, suffering excruciating pain all the way back.

This time, not only was the journey longer, but the bullets seemed to have penetrated even deeper than before. With every sway of his buttocks, Reis's nerves could keenly feel the pain.

When I ran back this time, my pants were half red again—no, this time they were completely red, truly red.

Right now, Reese is lying on his big bed groaning, begging the doctor to give him anesthesia quickly. It's not just his butt that hurts anymore; his head is starting to throb too.

"Alright, quiet down. Don't you always say you're Asara's strongest man?"

Reis: I am indeed the strongest man in Asara, but who says that the strongest man in Asara cannot wail in pain? This is the roar of a hero!

"But Lord Reis, unfortunately I have some bad news to tell you, so you should be prepared."

The doctor put on medical gloves and, under Reese's terrified gaze, took out the "tools of the crime" one by one, then suddenly said something.

"What news? Could it be more important than this? Hurry, I'm going to faint from the pain."

Reis didn't want to think about any bad news right now. He had already gotten the Mandel bricks, so what bad news could there be? Maybe one of the hostages died, but that wasn't as important as his own situation.

"About ten minutes before you arrived, your men somehow brought in a bunch of women who were shouting and yelling. Some of them had injuries, so... you know what I mean."

Reis: ? ? ? ? ? ?

"No, I don't understand. What are you trying to say? You'd better not tell me... you used up all the anesthetic on those women?"

"Oh my, as expected of Lord Reis, Asara's smartest man. You're right. A woman dressed rather provocatively grabbed me and asked me to save her, asking me to give her anesthesia and stitch up her wound. Then the people behind her saw this and all shouted that they wanted one too."

Reis was so angry he almost vomited blood. What the hell had he done to deserve this? The retribution for having his brain controlled by the little head was coming on to him so quickly.

"Holy shit!!!!"

Chapter 127 It's Red

"So what do you suggest we do now? Huh? Answer me, I'm in so much pain!"

After letting out a couple of groans, Reese seemed exhausted and lay there listlessly, staring blankly at the doctor.

"Hey, the towel you bit last time... I've been thinking, since you've already experienced it once, why not do it again..."

The doctor silently took out the towel that Reese had bitten last time from his bag and silently handed it back to her.

Reese stared wide-eyed at the doctor in disbelief, his lips trembling as he stammered:

"Are you trying to kill me?"

The doctor awkwardly scratched his head; he hadn't kept track of the dosage and had used up the entire batch he had.

"But Lord Reis, if you don't remove that bullet from your backside soon, your backside might be..."

Seeing the doctor hesitate, Reis knew what he wanted to say, but he was still afraid. After all, he had managed to make Asara's strongest man cry for his parents.

"Um, how about we wait a few more minutes..."

The doctor seemed to want to say something, but was interrupted by Reis.

"No need to wait any longer, I'm ready, let's go! Let's finish this quickly!"

"But.........."

"Hey, stop arguing! Hurry up, I'm about to faint from blood loss, you better hurry up!"

Seeing that Reis had no intention of listening to him, the doctor shook his head helplessly, came up behind Reis, and pulled down his blood-stained pants.

"Well!!!!!!"

"Bite down on the towel, and just bear with it. I've learned my lesson from last time."

Although the doctor said that, his actions didn't reflect the experience he claimed.

"Ugh!!! Holy crap!!!"

Reis was sweating profusely from the pain, his dark face was flushed red, and his big eyes were bloodshot.

The doctor quickly inserted the tweezers into the wound, trying to find the embedded bullet, but this time it had penetrated deeper than before, and the doctor couldn't find it right away.

"Doctor... I... I think I can't hold on any longer."

Reis felt like he was going to shit himself from the pain. This time it hurt even more than last time. Reis felt his head was starting to spin, and he felt like he was going to faint at any moment.

"Hey, what are you doing? Don't clench your butt muscles! How am I supposed to do anything if you do that?"

With this force, even the tweezers became difficult to insert into Reis's anus, but in order to shorten the duration of Reis's pain, the doctor had no choice but to forcefully push it deep inside with tears in his eyes.

"Oh (kmj( o ω o )?)!!!"

This trick worked very quickly; Reis's muscles relaxed immediately, and the doctor took the opportunity to quickly remove the bullet he had found.

During the process of taking it out, Reese was quite cooperative, lying there quietly without struggling or even letting out a howl.

After the doctor removed the bullet, still covered in blood and flesh, and bandaged the wound, he went over to check on Reis's condition.

"Hmm...did she pass out again? Sigh, I was told someone would bring the anesthetic soon, I was so impatient. Let's see if she's alright."