area51novel Chapter 260 Have More Children, Plant Fewer Trees!
Chapter 260 Have More Children, Plant Fewer Trees!
Chapter 260 Have More Children, Plant Fewer Trees!
The timeline of Tobirama's death: Tobirama Senju paused in his pen and looked up at Danzo Shimura.
Are you sure you've thought this through?
"Yes, Second Generation Lord."
"Are the current head and elders of the Shimura clan aware of this?"
Danzo Shimura did not respond, presumably because he had not yet spoken to them and wanted to wait for the Hokage's approval before acting unilaterally. The elders of Shimura were no weaker than the Uchiha and were also old guys who gave Tobirama Senju a lot of headaches.
Regarding the events described in the comments, Tobirama Senju believes that Danzo's personality played a part, but the subtle influence and expectations of the elders were also a significant factor.
"If you don't even have the courage to face them and solve their problems, I don't think you have the potential to change the future." With that, Tobirama Senju once again began to write furiously on the scroll.
Danzo Shimura clenched his fist. The Second Hokage was right.
Because of the comments, he has already caused too much trouble for the Second Hokage and Konoha Village—
"I understand." Danzo bowed to the Second Hokage and then turned and left the Hokage Building.
After Tobirama Senju left, he picked up his pen again.
Of these students, only Hiruzen, Danzo, and Kagami remain in the village.
Kagami obtained the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, and his mood was much better than Madara Uchiha's back then, but he was still affected.
There are too many rumors circulating in the ninja world, and the Uchiha hawks could seize any opportunity to act. As for Madara Uchiha—
It wasn't that Tobirama Senju underestimated his subordinates, but Yan could probably hold off Madara Uchiha for one or two years, no, two or three years.
However, this probably wasn't because Yan's fighting power and skills had finally satisfied Madara Uchiha, but rather because Madara had eventually come up with a solution after so much time.
The woman summoned by the summoning jutsu, Kaguya Otsutsuki, didn't need much attention.
He hardly speaks and spends his days sitting in the yard gazing at the sky.
The Hyuga clan members went to see her, and it's said that her Byakugan is at least as pure as that of the main branch.
In fact, the head of the Hyuga main family felt that her Byakugan was purer than his own bloodline as the head of the main family. However, due to limited information, he did not know what it meant that Kaguya's Byakugan was purer than that of the main family.
[Topic: How should Sasuke Uchiha revive the Uchiha clan?]
[Time: 1 hours]
【00:59:59】
[A new topic has arrived! Hooray!] 54962 people think it's great. [The topic has evolved! It has grown! You can post comments without having to choose!] 66654 people think it's great. Because of the previous topic, almost no ninjas spoke in the comments, which caused the popularity to drop a bit, and the number of likes was visibly smaller.
New bullet comments appeared, and these timelines, connected from the middle period, looked up at the sky.
Seeing content related to the Uchiha clan again, Tobirama Senju's hair was about to explode with rage, considering the timelines of the First Five Kage Summit and Tobirama's death!
The Uchiha clan members across different timelines felt as if they were still alive, yet already sentenced to death.
Not only was he sentenced to death, but his corpse was also to be dragged out and publicly flogged in front of the entire Ninja World.
【第七班里只有佐助的愿望没有实现！岸本你出来我们聊聊人生！】64551人觉得很赞【没办法啊，一整个家族最后只剩他一个了，怎幺复兴啊？】64855人觉得很赞【其他】【怎幺复兴？就两个字：生娃】75653人觉得很赞【其他】【先娶10个老婆！】83541人觉得很赞博人传时间线1
Sasuke and Naruto, who wanted to enter Momoshiki's dimension, were held up by Boruto and Kawaki, causing these comments to be sent directly to the sky of the ninja world.
Sakura Haruno, who had just finished a medical lecture, was putting on her white coat and preparing to come out for some fresh air.
Then I saw someone, I don't know who it was, advising Sasuke to marry ten wives.
The clenched fist looked as if it would slam into the floor beneath its feet at any moment, thus destroying the entire building!
"Who the hell is talking nonsense, you bastard?!"
Sasuke and Naruto seemed to hear Sakura's roar, their backs shuddered, and they quickly tried to take the mirror and escape into Momoshiki's space.
But they were surprised to find that once the discussion began, the mirror no longer allowed to be traversed across time and space!
Sasuke's face turned deathly pale with fright.
Naruto felt like he was about to turn green with fear, scratching his head and begging Sasuke to keep thinking of a solution.
"I don't want to get killed by Sakura later."
"What's it to you? I'm the one who's going to die!"
"I don't want you to die either! Besides, more importantly, if Konoha is destroyed by Sakura's fist because of this, I'll be in a real mess! I can already picture Shikamaru going crazy!!"
Uchiha Sasuke: ".—"
The Fourth Shinobi World War timeline: "Hahahahahaha!!"
Naruto laughed so hard he clutched his stomach and rolled around on the ground.
"Sasuke, they're talking to you like you're some kind of animal just there for breeding."
Sasuke Uchiha roared at him, "Shut up!! You utter idiot!!"
Izuna suppressed a laugh. "One person giving birth to an entire family? That sounds like a very difficult task."
"Hmph!" Madara sneered, "It's not just difficult, it's downright humiliating."
Sasuke: "It's all your fault!!"
Konoha Ninja Academy Class Assignment Timeline =
In this timeline, the villagers of Konoha are implanted with "Konoha-style friendship," and those killed by Itachi are resurrected.
Since Team 7 happened to be in the village, it's unclear how Sasuke Uchiha's support group managed to smell the scent and rush over.
In short, a group of girls from Konoha screamed that they were willing to have his children.
Some even addressed Fugaku and Mikoto Uchiha as "father-in-law" and "mother-in-law," and when they saw Itachi, they called him "brother."
Kakashi covered his face with his hand at Icha Icha Paradise, saying, "You guys are way too precocious."
Sasuke: "I don't want to be talked to like that by an old man who likes to read lewd books!"
"M-Uncle???"
"Naruto, who calls me 'Kakashi-kun,' and Itachi, who calls me 'Captain Kakashi,' are definitely cuter—"
Sasuke: "Shut up! You're not allowed to say my brother is cute!!"
"Okay, then I'll say you're cute, little Sasuke."
No sooner had Kakashi finished his joke than a ball of black flame burned away his beloved Icha Icha Paradise.
Upon returning to the village, Itachi Uchiha stared coldly at Kakashi with his Mangekyou Sharingan.
Kakashi helplessly raised his hands: "Don't take it so seriously, I was just joking."
If Kakashi were to make such a joke in other timelines, it would be one thing, but in this timeline implanted with Konoha-style friendship, the villagers' fanaticism towards the Uchiha is baffling. They're always saying things like, "Even if I do this or that, I'll still do this or that to you!"
It's terrifyingly insane.
However, compared to the Land of Waves 1.0 timeline, this is much better because the Konoha ninjas in the Land of Waves 1.0 timeline were implanted with "Uchiha-style friendship," and the Konoha villagers who saw this topic could be described as "going crazy."
In the Land of Waves 1.0 timeline, Sasuke retreats step by step while the intelligence department's ninjas advance. Fortunately, a ninja with strong self-control arrives in time, otherwise the consequences would have been unimaginable.
In Konoha Village, people ranging from 08 to 80 years old volunteered their services.
It's one thing if it's a woman! But why is there a man who snuck in?!
If you can't even give birth, why are you causing trouble?!
[Sakura Haruno] [If Sakura had Tsunade's figure, I'd create an entire nation for her!] 94596 people liked this. Fourth Shinobi World War timeline - Naruto is laughing even harder this time.
But he laughed for less than two seconds before Sakura's iron fist sent him slamming him into the ground.
The other ninjas looked on in pain.
Ever since they learned that Sakura Haruno would marry Sasuke Uchiha in the future, their reactions to Sakura and Naruto have changed—
What are your thoughts on interviewing Uchiha Sasuke?
Of course, this was just what they thought in their hearts.
What would happen if I actually asked?
Is it because you feel Amaterasu isn't burning bright enough, or because you feel Kirin isn't cracking loud enough?
In the Boruto timeline, when Boruto and Sarada Uchiha saw the comments in the sky, their expressions both changed to:
=Three I
Boruto: "They actually dared to publicly discuss Sakura's figure. Those gods who know everything are truly reckless."
"What I'm more worried about is my mother accidentally smashing the building next to us in a fit of anger—" Sarada's maturity was heartbreaking. "Our family's debt crisis is already terrible."
[Fragrance] [This has to be fragrance! The Uzumaki clan already has good stamina, and when Sasuke runs out of stamina, he can recover by biting her.] 10+ people think this is great. My Central Plains—·
The ninjas in the ninja world are still too naive!
Samurai Bridge Timeline —
Jiraiya: "This plot! I never imagined I could create a female lead like this!! Inspiration strikes! I think my next book will be a bestseller!!"
Minato Namikaze's lips twitched. "J-Jiraiya-sensei, please don't say things like that in front of Naruto and Kushina."
"I know, I know!" Jiraiya chuckled, nudging his student like a beloved son. "Speaking of which, Kushina is also from the Uzumaki clan. Can you keep up with her stamina?"
Even a serious person like Minato Namikaze had two suspicious blushes on his face.
"Ahem!"
Minato coughed lightly to save face, "Even if it were Jiraiya-sensei, I'd get angry if he said something like that again!"
"Hahaha!" Jiraiya jumped onto the wall next to him. "Inspiration has struck! I'm going to write a book!"
fragrant?
She collapsed to the ground, bleeding from her nose.
Shuiyue was responsible for carrying her on her back.
"Don't get your nosebleed on me!"
Those who saw the comments on the End Valley 2.0 timeline fell silent.
In the words of the all-knowing gods, this is already considered...
[The one above, I suspect you're making a sexual innuendo, and I have evidence] 65421 people think it's great. Yes, you're making a sexual innuendo.
That's the word!
[Fragrance] [I didn't drive! You guys just made it up! Don't slander me!] 42193 people liked this. [Other] [Sasuke is away from home for a long time, so he can probably do something worthwhile.] 52459 people liked this. The Lightning Release chakra in Sasuke's body was faintly pulsating.
These people are just too much!!
In the original timeline of the Valley of the End, Izuna looks out the window at the barrage of comments.
The comments from three days ago had already made him realize that if history wasn't changed, the Uchiha clan would suffer such a catastrophe in the future because of Tobirama Senju's subordinate named Danzo Shimura.
Fortunately, he was resurrected. Izuna Uchiha will definitely change that future!
However, when it comes to revitalizing the clan, Uchiha Izuna looked at the white-haired woman over there. Her ability was the most practical. Compared to something as distant as giving birth to offspring, wouldn't resurrection be more efficient?
Speaking of which—
"It's red."
Her eyes were as beautiful as crimson glass.
White hair, red eyes—
Another face suddenly appeared in my mind—ugh!
[Other] [Marrying more wives and having more sons to revitalize the Uchiha clan is like an old lady squeezing her snotty nose with her bare hands.]
What a pity, that good-for-nothing Sasuke is utterly useless! He's completely incompetent! The Uchiha clan has declined because of him! [95462 people liked this] [Sakura Haruno] [What does this have to do with Sasuke? Aren't the culprits Konoha and Itachi Uchiha?] [75315 people liked this] [Sakura Haruno] [Those who mentioned Xiang earlier, Sakura's stamina isn't any worse than Xiang's, right? If all else fails, there's always the Yin Seal!]
65494 people found this very helpful. Konoha Chunin Exams Timeline - Sakura and Kaori, the two girls, were blushing! What they were hearing and seeing from the sky was definitely not something they should be listening to or seeing!!
But even if they didn't watch it, the public display of comments across the entire ninja world would make it impossible for them to face anyone the next day!
Although Naruto knows how to use the Transformation Technique to seduce enemies, he is almost completely ignorant about that aspect.
"Sasuke, I had no idea you liked to bite people!"
"Shut up! You absolute idiot!"
"What does it matter? You have to talk about your illness so it can be treated. But your physical strength does seem to be a bit lacking."
Sasuke kicked Naruto with his leg whip, forcing Naruto to stop his foolish remarks.
[Fragrance] Back then, biting people was a form of fun, and you could just take a whiff of it while you were at it.
If you run out of energy halfway through your effort, have a woman use her magic to heal you and restore your strength.
10+ people think this is great [Other] [Damn! Just thinking about it makes me cringe! Someone this bad should just give up!] 10+
People think it's great. The Boruto timeline is set inside Konoha.
No, because Uchiha Sasuke is a famous figure throughout the entire ninja world.
Now the entire ninja world is paying attention to their sex life!
The retired Fourth Raikage thought, "I didn't expect that kid to be so bad at this. Humph! I'll have to tease him next time we meet!"
The Fifth Raikage: "You should probably give up. This is a matter of men's dignity. Even Sasuke Uchiha wouldn't let this go so easily."
Inside Konoha Village, the precocious Boruto and Sarada are like two moving tomatoes, their movements precise and methodical.
I wanted to cover my eyes, but I couldn't help peeking through my fingers.
Both 32-year-old Uchiha Sasuke and the Seventh Hokage Naruto were petrified.
Sasuke felt like every cell in his body was screaming with embarrassment!
Naruto felt rather awkward standing next to him, wondering if he, as a friend, should comfort Sasuke. But was Sasuke really that bad in that area?
"Sasuke—"
"Stop talking."
That big Uchiha Sasuke is already EM0.
Fourth Shinobi World War timeline—
The gasps, curious sounds, and questioning gazes around him made Sasuke Uchiha feel like he was being pricked by thorns.
Some people even brought this issue up to the Uchiha clan, and no matter how tight-lipped the Uchiha are, they still have to come out and refute the rumors at times like this.
"We're not Sasuke Uchiha!"
"I'm in great shape!!"
"Who needs your Nara clan's secret recipe!"
The timeline of Izuna's serious injury was so awkward that even the comments were embarrassing. Why are they discussing something like this?
"I really feel sorry for that junior named Sasuke," Izuna said with a smile. "And the girls who were dragged down by him are also quite pitiful."
Tobirama: "If I may ask, are the Uchiha clan really impotent in that area?"
Madara and Izuna: "!!!"
Hashirama was startled too. "Tobirama! Don't ask that kind of question!"
"I'm just curious," Tobirama Senju said, "I wonder if the Sharingan will affect X-Function abilities. That's a question worth studying."
"It won't affect anything!!"
"Oh, so it only affects the brain?"
"If you say another word, I'll turn you into a woman!!"
......
【In short! Just do it!】95462 people liked this. 【Don't make it so simple. With only Sasuke's bloodline, the abilities his descendants inherit might become weaker due to the bloodline being diluted!】65491 people liked this. 【Itachi】【Let Itachi and Obito live to atone for their sins! Sasuke can have as many children as he wants! Itachi and Obito, one small quota per year!】10+ people liked this. 【Obito】【Don't be fooled, although Obito was a loser in the early stages, he was able to awaken the Mangekyou Sharingan later, proving his bloodline is definitely not weak!】
He might actually be related to Madara Uchiha by some blood! It would be a waste if he didn't have a few women and dozens of children before dying! [64565 people liked this] Fourth Shinobi World War Timeline 1: "It would have been better if we had just died!!"
Itachi Uchiha and Obito Uchiha had blank expressions that clearly showed their utter despair!
What does "one small target per year" mean?
That's so cruel!!
Although I knew this topic would still draw criticism against them, I've never heard of such vicious language before!
They just didn't expect that this was only the beginning.
How could the omniscient gods be so abstract?
[Itachi] [Speaking of which, I heard there used to be an abstract novel on a male-oriented online novel platform. The author seemed to dislike Uchiha Itachi, so he turned him into a woman. To help Sasuke realize his clan's dream of reviving, she had over eighty or ninety children? I forget the exact number.]
"!!!!!!"
Itachi Uchiha was almost scared out of his wits and activated his Rinnegan!!