Hong Kong variety show: Why do you say I'm crazy?

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"Stop hitting me! Stop hitting me! I didn't do anything! I didn't do anything!"

Dafei looked at the two men, who were also completely naked, and slapped them twice.

"Your clothes are all gone, and you're still saying you didn't do anything? Do you think I'm an idiot?! My kidneys are killing me right now!"

Dafei's pain wasn't actually in his kidneys, but in his bladder; it was from holding his urine.

Lin Dayue couldn't take it anymore; he felt his teeth were loose.

"Stop fighting, let's finish it! Let's finish it!"

Dafei's eyes turned green with envy.

What?! I actually did it?!

Dafei grabbed Lin Dayue by the neck with both hands, ready to strangle this stain on his life.

"No...don't kill...me, I'll...I'll give you money!!"

Dafei remained unmoved.

"1...100 million!"

Dafei loosened his grip.

"200 million!"

Dafei loosened his grip. 200 million... that's not impossible, let's just treat it like a dog's meal.

Lin Dayue looked around and quickly climbed to his clothes. He took out his checkbook, scribbled a check, and handed it to Dafei. Dafei took the check but didn't touch it. He stared at the check in a daze, seemingly lost in thought.

Seeing Dafei like this, Lin Dayue quickly put on his clothes and ran outside.

Running out of the hotel, Lin Dayue looked at the bustling traffic and was overwhelmed with sorrow. He had been slept with by a man, then he had hit him, and now he had to give him money. Why did it have to be like this? It seemed like the world had become unreal ever since Wang Taiyi slapped him last night.

Suddenly, Lin Dayue felt that everything was meaningless. What is the purpose of living? To do or to be done, that is the question.

Inside the hotel room.

Dafei looked at the check with a mix of disappointment and anger. Was this the value of his first time being a troublemaker? Two million?

Dafei dialed Wang Taiyi's number on the phone.

"Brother Donghuang! You've really gotten me into big trouble!"

Wang Taiyi's voice sounded groggy on the other end of the phone; he clearly hadn't woken up properly.

"Dafei? What are you barking about, you bastard?"

"My dear brother, was it you who arranged for me to stay in a hotel last night?"

"It seems so, what's wrong?"

"What's wrong? Why did you put me in the same room as that guy Lin Dayue? Don't you know this is a big problem?!"

"What happened?"

"I slept with him!"

"Wait a minute, is the 'sleep' you're talking about the same kind of sleep I'm thinking of? Is it a verb or an adjective? Or...?"

"That's exactly what you think! I did it!"

"Hiss... Dafei, you're so fierce. I didn't expect you to be this kind of person. No wonder you always dress so flamboyantly. So you're gay. That's all. Don't contact me again. And don't appear in my sight again. Goodbye."

"and many more!"

Dafei, holding the phone, was getting anxious. He was the one who caused the trouble, and he was the victim. How did he become the one who was ignored?

"Brother Donghuang, this was all your doing. I'm not gay at all. I was drunk last night and acted recklessly..."

Then Dafei told Wang Taiyi about what happened that morning.

Wang Taiyi remained silent for a while.

"So, are you calling to complain or to settle scores with me? You bastard, I think you're just being hypocritical after getting a freebie. You got 200 million for free, what more do you want? To brag?"

"Freebie? What do you mean?"

"Are you pretending to be confused? You're all drunk, what can you do? You said you were drunk, not drunk and promiscuous. Drunk people don't have that ability unless they're on drugs."

"But he admitted it."

"If he doesn't admit it, you'll beat him to death! I'm hanging up now, don't call me unless it's absolutely necessary."

"beep......"

Dafei remained silent for a long time, then laughed, and the laughter grew louder and louder.

"So this is ah."

Dafei looked at the check, thinking about when to invite Lin Dayue out for another drink.

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Chapter 221 Lei Yaoyang's New Conspiracy

Lei Yaoyang, Fatty Li, and Shengfan sat around a table, plotting a new conspiracy.

Their previous plan to kill the dinosaurs ended in failure, which made them very frustrated, but they did not give up and decided to find a new target.

Shengfan frowned as he looked at the small tea restaurant.

"Brother Yaoyang, why did you choose such a place? I'm a rough guy, so please don't mind my bluntness. Even if it's not a nightclub, a bar or something would have been fine. Look at this crappy place, Kowloon Ice Room? And the owner is a cripple."

At this moment, the owner, a handsome guy with a limp, served the three of them three cups of iced lemon tea, and he didn't get angry when he heard what the savage said.

"Please enjoy your meal, gentlemen."

The savage pointed at the boss.

"Look at his arrogant attitude, and he's still taking his time."

"Alright, shut up."

Lei Yaoyang drank some raw seafood and said something.

"Mercury is retrograde lately, and I always run into people I don't want to see in crowded places. It's nice here, less crowded and safe. Okay, enough rambling, let's get down to business."

He pondered for a moment and then said:

"The last plan to eliminate the dinosaurs encountered unforeseen circumstances, so we need to find a new target."

The savage grinned and said:

"How about Dafei? I've disliked that bastard for a long time. He called me ugly and mocked my hairstyle. He doesn't even look at himself, a hairy, big idiot!"

"Snapped!"

Fat Li slapped the savage on the head.

"Are you stupid? The guy standing behind Dafei is that madman Donghuangzai. If you're looking for death, don't drag us down with you!"

The savage glared at Fatty Li with dissatisfaction.

"Hey! Talk to me, don't hit my head with your hands that you just used to pick at my athlete's foot. My scalp has been really itchy lately, maybe you gave it to me. If you hit my head again, I'll get angry."

Fatty Li was speechless. This idiot Shengfan was brainless; he really dared to mess with him.

"Okay, stop arguing."

Lei Yaoyang regretted choosing these two as partners. One was brainless, and the other was unhygienic. But there was nothing he could do; he had chosen them himself. Giving up now would only mean eliminating them, which wasn't worthwhile. He needed a territory to distribute his goods from Wei Dexin, so he had to speed things up.

After some discussion, they turned their attention to the leader of the Hung Hing triad in Sham Shui Po, "Pretty Ma." Pretty Ma was the weakest of the twelve triad leaders in Hung Hing, and her position was solely due to her being the mistress of Chiang Tin-yeung's father, Chiang Chun.

Lei Yaoyang analyzed, "Away from Liang Ma, I don't believe anyone would go to great lengths to avenge her. After all, her status in Hung Hing is not high, and her current background is not very strong."

Fatty Li nodded in agreement and continued, "If things go smoothly, no one will even be able to find out who killed Pretty Mom. That way, we can complete the mission without anyone knowing."

Upon hearing their conversation, Shengfan was secretly delighted. He had always longed to become the head of the hall, and now that he finally had the opportunity, he was so excited that he started to tremble.

Seeing this, Fatty Li quickly patted the savage on the shoulder and said:

"As soon as Liang Ma dies, I will recommend you for the position. With your abilities, you are fully qualified to be the head of the hall. Moreover, there are not many people who are capable of being the head of the hall. You are also the leader of the Dinosaur. When the time comes, as long as you can fool the Dinosaur well and get him to support you, then Han Bin and Thirteen Sister will definitely stand on your side. In addition, we will bribe that famous fence-sitter, Brother Ji. In this way, your rise to the position will basically be no problem."

Shengfan laughed excitedly. He felt that the plan was perfect. As long as everything went according to plan, he would soon become the hall master and realize his ambition.

"Hehe, I'm going to have some fun with the pretty mom then. TD is my dream girl, and I'm determined to fulfill my dream!"

Lei Yaoyang rubbed his forehead, regretting his choice once again, hoping that this time he could succeed.

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Wan Chai Police Station, Police Office.

Director Wong Bing-yiu frowned as he looked at Wang Tai-yi sitting across from him. The last time they met, this guy was just a member of a triad. How long has it been? He's become a big shot. He's been making quite a stir lately, building a stadium and organizing some kind of big competition. Even the top leader has ordered that the security of the competition be protected.

"Old Huang, don't look at me like that. We're all acquaintances. Here, try the gift I brought you."

Wang Taiyi took out a box.

"Authentic Cuban cigars, such as Gauguin, are made by young girls in sweatshops rubbing tobacco leaves one by one on their thighs. Legend has it that taking a puff will make your whole body hard."

"It's Kohiba, isn't it!"