Hong Kong variety show: Why do you say I'm crazy?

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Looking at the radiant toilet, Wang Taiyi couldn't help but sigh. Everyone says that women need the nourishment of men. Others are like watering flowers with a small kettle, but the toilet is like a high-pressure water gun washing a car.

"Even good things should be savored slowly; we can't just drain the pond and catch all the fish."

Toilet smiled shyly.

"It's alright, sir. I don't need to be full at every meal, just one full meal is enough."

"..."

The toilet boy looked at Old Wang with resentment.

"Sir, are we taking him away?"

Old Wang looked at her resentful eyes, and then at the large bag of unidentified drugs she was carrying.

"How about... I'll let you use it for a few more days?"

"Good! Good!"

"Do not!!!"

Wang Jiu shook his head frantically on the cross.

"No, boss, please let me go! I'm completely out of blood, I'm spitting out blood, this could really kill me, boss! I'll be your dog, just let me go!"

The toilet boy looked at Wang Jiu with a wronged expression and said:

"How could you do this? They say a day as husband and wife is worth a hundred days of kindness. We've been so kind to each other so many times. Don't you have any feelings for me?"

"I have your mother!"

Wang Jiu gave up and did nothing.

"You're a heartless black hole, I f***ing...!"

Wang Jiu is very skilled, so it's fine to take him in. Besides, Old Wang is also very interested in Wang Jiu's divine fighting techniques.

Old Wang stroked his chin and said:

"Wang Jiu, from now on you'll be working for me."

Before Wang Jiu could even feel happy, Old Wang added another sentence.

"Toilet, let's have one last good meal."

The door closed, and Wang Jiu's screams and the toilet's strange laughter came from inside.

......

Standing in front of the full-length mirror, Tommy Judy intently examined her face. She carefully picked up a small mustache and gently placed it above her lips, then carefully adjusted its position to ensure it looked natural and just right.

"Perfect!"

Tang Judy looked at herself in the mirror with satisfaction and couldn't help but admire herself.

She wore a black, fitted suit, perfectly tailored with smooth lines that accentuated her curves. The addition of a small mustache made her cross-dressing appearance particularly striking, even resembling that of a stunningly handsome and devilish man.

Tom Judy imagined herself walking into the bar, secretly delighted. She believed that appearing in a bar dressed like this, countless girls would be attracted by her charm and offer her their phone numbers, even if they knew she was actually a woman, they would find it hard to resist her unique temperament and captivating style.

"Tsk! Tsk! Tsk!"

Judy Tom admired her reflection in the mirror, quite pleased with her appearance.

"I'm absolutely beautiful, whether I'm a man or a woman," she said confidently.

Then, Tang Judy suddenly had an idea. She pulled open the hem of her suit jacket, revealing her waistband, and began to wonder if she should stuff some kind of strip-shaped object there to add some masculine elements. After all, she was going to do something important today—pick up Old Wang's girl.

"Hmm, that would probably make him more like a man."

Tom Judy muttered to herself as she continued fiddling with her belt, wondering what to put inside.

Just then, Tang Judy noticed that the new female secretary, Cheng Wenjing, was standing to the side, looking at her with a somewhat dazed expression.

"Wenjing, what do you think of my outfit?" Tang Judy asked with a smile, anticipating Cheng Wenjing's evaluation.

Cheng Wenjing snapped out of her daze and quickly replied, "Miss Tang, you are beautiful no matter what."

Her voice was soft, and she seemed a little shy.

"Stable!"

Seeing the big-eyed secretary's appearance, Tang Judy was full of confidence in her ability to seduce Old Wang's girl.

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Chapter 214 Catching Adultery in a Bar

"What the hell? Someone's trying to steal my boyfriend? How is that possible? By the way, which boyfriend are you talking about?"

Just after dinner, Lao Wang received a call from Da Fei, who said that Guan Zhiling and the crew were celebrating at a newly opened bar on his property when they were harassed by an unknown handsome man. Da Fei was thinking of killing the man, but Guan Zhiling said that everyone was an acquaintance. Da Fei felt that his sister-in-law might be having an affair, so he quickly called Lao Wang to warn him.

"Keep him here, I'm on my way!"

......

It's a bit awkward for Guan Guan to be dragged to dance on the dance floor by Tang Judy, who is dressed as a man. Guan Guan has a weakness: she admires strength! She doesn't know how to refuse rich people. Luckily, Lao Wang is rich and capable, otherwise she might have run away. So she dares not refuse the invitation from a female boss like Tang Judy.

"Oh, Judy, please don't do that."

Guan Guan couldn't help but let out a coquettish sigh. Tang Judy's movements around her waist were too professional. The dexterity of her hands made her suspect that Tang Judy also had Old Wang's divine skill—unbuttoning a bra with one hand.

Tom Judy grinned wickedly:

"I want it even if I don't want it, Guan Guan. We're all sisters. Come to my house tonight. My bed is big and comfortable, and I have a dog that can do somersaults."

As someone who is proficient in all kinds of tea ceremonies, how could Rosamund Kwan not understand what Tang Judy meant? If she had met Old Wang before, she would have definitely given in, but now she is Old Wang's girl and lacks nothing, so why should she go? Besides, she dares not cheat on Old Wang. Just think about those guys on the B2 floor of the Golden Night Building. She doesn't want to book a private room there.

"Oh, Judy, don't joke around. You know I'm Ah Tai's woman. I can sense your affection for me, but I can't accept a relationship between us that's more than friendship."

Watching Rosamund Kwan's little mouth open and close, Judy Tang couldn't help but sneer. Friendship? Who wants to be friends with you? Do I, Judy Tang, lack friends? I just want to play with that bastard Wang Taiyi's girl. Lei Zhilan is too difficult to approach, so I'll start with Rosamund Kwan. Oh, right, I heard there's also Ruby. I'll get her too!

Tang Judy put her hand on Guan Guan's neck and spoke gently.

"Guan Guan, I'm sure you've figured it out too. Yes, I like you. Don't you think I'm disgusting?"

Rosamund Kwan wouldn't dare say it's disgusting. Besides, how can someone who's good-looking be called disgusting? That's called aesthetic beauty, BL (Boys' Love), all kinds of beauty.

"Judy is joking, I understand."

"I understand, if you understand, let's make a shot."

As he spoke, Judy Tang grabbed Rosamund Kwan's neck with one hand and wrapped her arm around her slender waist with the other, then kissed her.

Rosamund Kwan dodged left and right.

"Oh, Judy, please don't do this, please don't."

This was the scene that Wang Taiyi saw as soon as he entered the bar: a guy wearing a top hat with his back to him forcibly kissing Rosamund Kwan.

Without saying a word, Old Wang came up behind Tang Judy, put his hands into the back of her waistband, grabbed her underwear and pulled it up hard!

"Damn, this is really hot, and it's a T-shaped one."

Tang Judy wears and uses only the best brands. The quality of her underwear is impeccable; it didn't break even when pulled up to the back of her neck, which shows its elasticity.

Tang Judy was still immersed in the pleasure of humiliating Wang Taiyi's girlfriend when suddenly she felt a tightness between her legs, followed by her feet dangling in the air. What kind of feeling was that?

This is the feeling of flying, the feeling of freedom, soaring on the stage of a brightly lit bar, with a carefully maintained and delicate heart.

"Snapped!"

If it breaks, even the best quality rubber band can't support a person.

Judy Tom landed in an ungraceful position, clutching her backside and half-kneeling on the ground, turning back angrily to see which bastard had humiliated her like this!

"It's you!"

"It's you?"

Wang Taiyi and Tang Judy's eyes met, and time seemed to stand still for a moment. Tears streamed down Tang Judy's face, whether from pain or shame, it was hard to tell.

Wang Taiyi was a little embarrassed. His actions just now were a bit too much for a woman. However, he didn't regret it. After all, she had forcibly kissed his girl. But he was very curious: did Tang Judy really like women or not? The original plot didn't give a specific answer. It seemed that her actions were just to anger her cheating husband, Wang Baiwan.

Tang Judy stood up, her posture a little awkward, and pointed at Wang Taiyi's nose.

"You bastard, it really was you!"

Wang Taiyi shrugged.

"That's me, isn't it? This is what happens when you kiss my girl. You should be glad we're all acquaintances. This is just the opening move; the rest of the combo hasn't even started yet."

Tommy's eyes were red.

"You're a beast! You're the most despicable man I've ever met!"

"What did you say?"

"I'm telling you, you're the most despicable man ever!"

Wang Taiyi spun around in place, looking at Tang Judy with a smile.

"if not."

"...Damn it! You just wait!"