Hong Kong variety show: Why do you say I'm crazy?

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Wang Taiyi's sudden strange cry startled Guo Zhui, a tough man.

The plane was already used to its big brother's sudden outbursts.

"What's wrong, brother?"

Wang Taiyi frowned.

"I suddenly thought of a song that perfectly suits my dear older brother, but I can't remember the name. What was it again...?"

The plane looked very serious.

"The song title doesn't matter, as long as you can sing it, that's fine. Nowadays, many singers can't even sing their own songs."

"you're right!"

Wang Taiyi cleared his throat, held his hands in a delicate, orchid-like gesture, his lower teeth covering his upper teeth, his eyes slightly narrowed, and his expression one of rapture.

"A donkey pulling a millstone~~"

"Pfft! Cough...cough..."

I almost choked on the plane! Why did my brother change his music style? You know, his previous songs were really good, but why is this song a national fortune version? And just one line, and he suddenly looks like he's possessed by a pauper.

Guo Zhui looked at Wang Taiyi in horror, and even his neck snapped.

It can't get out of that circle~~

Wang Taiyi lifted his right foot, touched the ground with his right toes, and pointed forward with his right hand.

"Even a frog in a well can see it~~"

"A tiny patch of sky, no bigger than the palm of your hand!"

The plane was speechless. Dude, are you serious? Are you sure this song suits Jiang Tianyang?

"Hi! Handsome! How are you?"

A beautiful woman who had been staring at Wang Taiyi finally couldn't resist coming over to chat him up. She had been watching him for a long time; luxury cars and handsome men are always attractive to women. Originally, she wanted to observe him a little longer, but as soon as Wang started singing, she couldn't help but come over to chat him up. She was afraid that if Wang kept singing, she would lose interest.

"Hello, what's up?"

Old Wang was in a bad mood because his singing was interrupted.

Seeing Old Wang's impatient look, the beautiful woman became even more interested. Was this a rare gem who wasn't easily swayed by women?

"Can we be friends?"

Old Wang said calmly:

"Sure, but I have high standards. Not just anyone can be my friend unless you can do 16 squats right now."

The beautiful woman in high heels didn't hesitate and immediately started doing it, but unfortunately she lost her balance and fell on her butt on the seventh one.

Old Wang got on the bus without hesitation.

"Beautiful lady, you still need to practice. It's not that you're not good enough, it's just that the standards are too high!"

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Chapter 203 The Three Kingdoms

Golden Night Building.

As soon as Wang Taiyi got out of the car, she walked into the building, leaving a message for the two people in the car.

"Airplane, take Guo Zhui inside for a look around. This is our place, and it will be his home in the future. Pick out a workplace for him, and then introduce him properly. I'm going to take a shower first."

The two were left sitting in the car, looking at each other. Neither of them were talkative, and the situation became a little awkward.

"Bang! Bang!"

There was a knock on the car window. The plane turned its head and saw Fei Xue.

Fei Xue spent the morning handling accounting work with Jimmy, and then came to the Golden Night Building in the afternoon to have some fun—or rather, to "cultivate himself."

"What?" The plane rolled down the car window.

Fei Xue first made a triangle shape in front of her chest.

"Airplane, why are you parking your car here? Occupying public resources is a crime."

"Ugh... Fuck you."

Randomly, something seems to have come to mind.

"You came just in time."

The plane pointed to Guo Zhui, the co-pilot.

"This is a new acquisition by the eldest brother. You take some people inside and show them around properly."

Fei Xue narrowed her eyes. Those who could get her brother to bring Tuodi were usually talented people. The last one was Gao Jin. This person had to be won over. You know, her brother also had his own clique. Although she was her brother's most favored younger brother, she couldn't fight alone.

Fei Xue gave Guo Zhui a kind smile.

"Praise my brother, please, benefactor!"

For some reason, Guo Zhui, who was usually ruthless, shivered.

.......

As soon as Wang Taiyi arrived at the top floor, he saw two groups of people facing off.

Lei Zhilan and Guan Zhiling were sitting on the sofa on the left, while Ruby and Wei Jixiang were sitting on the sofa on the right.

"what's the situation?"

The kids were either at school or at work, but only Max came over. His arm was bandaged and hanging down to his neck, and he was limping. He was probably on sick leave.

"What's going on with you?"

Mais chuckled.

"Yesterday I was watching a movie at home, and when the atmosphere got interesting, I decided to do some crafts myself. I had my pants off and my hands all greased when my mom suddenly came into my room with fruit. Ugh... This is usually the nanny's job. What's she doing?"

"Tell the important point!"

"Then, in a moment of panic, I punched the computer, and that's how it happened." Max shook his arm.

"And what about your legs?"

Max scratched his head.

"I've been holding it in for so long, and I couldn't stand it anymore tonight. I was thinking of going to the kitchen to get something to eat, but then I saw that the nanny had made a pie and it was still warm, so I... well, you know what I mean."

"What do I know! What does this have to do with your leg?"

"My leg is fine, it's mainly that, you know, that pie, it looked cool on the outside, but it was scalding hot on the inside, so... it was like a pie..."

"Shut up! Don't ruin my impression of biscuits!"

Wang Taiyi rolled his eyes. It's that age when hormones are constantly surging.

"Then why aren't you at home recovering from your injury? What are you doing running around outside?"

"I'm so bored at home."

"You are truly a talent."

"Thank you for the compliment, brother."

"You... never mind."

Wang Taiyi pointed to the four people in front of him.

"What are they doing?"

"hey-hey..."

Mais let out another strange laugh, then looked at Old Wang with admiration.

"Big brother, they're fighting over a husband! You're so amazing, can you teach me sometime?"

Wang Taiyi pushed Mais aside and walked over.

Fighting for a husband? Okay, I can understand, but what's the point of you, Wei Jixiang, sitting there? Damn it.

"Stand up!"

Startled by Wei Jixiang pointing at him, he quickly stood up.

What are you doing sitting there?

"I...I...I'll be there to cover for them."

"You motherfucker, you still have time to sit here? Why don't you go to work? Do you have any savings? Do you own a house in a good school district? How much tuition money have you saved for your child? You're like a ghost every day. How did your son end up with a father like you? Your wife's death is a relief for her."

Wei Jixiang was scolded until he cried.

“I want to too, but brother, I don’t dare go back to Hongtai now. You won’t take me in. What else can I do? I want to live like a human being, but I don’t know anything. I used to be able to kill people, but now I don’t even have the courage to kill people. Now all I can do is drink. Why don’t you let me become a gigolo, brother? I have no connections.”

Damn it, you may not have the connections, but I do! Where did you get the idea that I have connections to be a gigolo?

When Wei Jixiang showed his true feelings, Ruby felt sorry for him again and looked at Wang Taiyi pitifully. Lei Zhilan and Guan Zhiling also showed sympathy. Only Mai looked at Wang Taiyi curiously, wanting to know where to find male prostitutes. He was very curious.