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After a moment of silence, Wang Taiyi opened his eyes and looked at Wang Jiu with a serious expression.
"Who are you? Why do you not kneel before me, this god?"
Wang Jiu's lips twitched, but he didn't say anything. "Stop pretending, you're not even using the correct formula."
Seeing that Wang Jiu remained silent, Wang Taiyi slowly spoke.
"Don't know who I am? Heh, what ignorant humans! Fine, let me show you a little miracle!"
As he spoke, Wang Taiyi shook his underpants as if shaking off a cloak, and then took out a lighter from his pocket.
Wang Taiyi raised his arm and shouted:
"fire!"
Wang Taiyi lit the lighter.
"I am Zhurong, the god of fire!"
Wang Jiu finally couldn't hold back any longer.
"Are you fucking an idiot! It's one thing if the incantation is wrong, but Zhu Rong speaking English? Does he think I don't recognize a lighter?"
"..."
Wang Taiyi showed no embarrassment at having his lie exposed.
"That's too narrow-minded. How can you use your mortal mindset to speculate about gods? The divine realm is also progressing and developing. We also have trade relations with the Western gods. This god and Hou Tu do earthwork business with them."
Wang Taiyi raised the lighter again.
"As for the lighter you mentioned, it looks like a lighter, but it's actually a magical device,"
“Millions of years ago, I played snooker with Zeus. He lost and gave me this artifact, which was a creation of the Valkyrie.”
Wang Jiu trembled as he pointed his finger at the lighter in Old Wang's hand.
"That Valkyrie's name is Zippo, right?"
Huh? Were we discovered?
"You've got it wrong," Old Wang calmly flipped the lighter in his hand over.
Veins bulged on Wang Jiu's forehead.
"What kind of fool do you take me for?"
Wang Taiyi spoke in a flat tone.
"Just... an ordinary leopard-print idiot."
"Ah! Die, you bastard!"
Wang Jiu couldn't hold back any longer. With a roar, he charged toward Wang Taiyi. He realized that this guy, whose skills were abnormally strong, was definitely playing him for a fool.
I, Wang Jiu! You can call me a madman all you want, but you can never treat me like a fool!
"Pfft! Pfft! Pfft!..."
Wang Jiu desperately stabbed at Wang Taiyi with both hands, aiming to pierce several holes in him.
Wang Taiyi shook his head.
"Jiu'er, your finger technique is quite good. Put in a little more effort, this god is putting in some strain."
"You're having a tough time, aren't you!" A cold glint flashed in Wang Jiu's eyes. He pounced between Wang Taiyi's legs, then turned around and thrust his two-finger sword towards Wang Taiyi's chrysanthemum.
Here we go again! Last time, that blue-haired Luo Tianhong used the same trick.
Wang Taiyi hates it most when people use their skills on his chrysanthemum.
Old Wang reacted quickly, executing a move reminiscent of the Chinese national football team's "stepping on a ball cart," stomping on Wang Jiu's face and kicking his head to the side.
Then, he reached under Wang Jiu's neck and kicked him into the air, followed by a punch that sent him flying into the stomach, crashing into the iron fence of the wall.
"Mortal, you have gone too far."
Hehehe, hahaha!
Wang Jiu sat on the ground and laughed wildly.
"That's it? It's nothing special. Come on, kill me!"
Seeing Wang Jiu laughing, Wang Taiyi performed a Hulk Jump and arrived in front of him.
"You're pretty arrogant."
As he spoke, Wang Taiyi tucked Wang Jiu's head under his arm.
"Vulcan's Strike!"
As he spoke, Wang Taiyi used the windproof lighter he had smuggled from Jiang Tianyang to burn Wang Jiu's forehead.
"Ouch~"
Wang Jiu screamed in pain, but could not break free from Wang Taiyi's grip.
Clearly, even hard qigong cannot withstand energy attacks.
"Are you satisfied?"
Wang Jiu's forehead was charred, and the blood was sizzling as it burned.
"I'm convinced! I'm convinced!"
Wang Taiyi turned off the fire and casually tore off a few steel bars from the fence to tie Wang Jiu's hands and feet.
"Mortal, do you know that the last person who disrespected my chrysanthemum has already lost something precious, and so will you!"
"But don't worry, you won't die. We'll get to know each other slowly. I won't kill you for your father's sake."
Wang Jiu looked at Wang Taiyi in disbelief.
"You know my dad?"
Mrs. Wang nodded slightly.
"You're Wang Jiu, and your dad's a bastard, who doesn't know you?"
"Am I pretty?"
"Still quite energetic, toilet!"
Wang Taiyi waved to the toilet where someone was leaning against the door watching the play.
"What is it, sir?"
"Call someone to clean up, and... this person is yours to do with as you see fit."
In a flash, Toilet appeared in front of Wang Jiu, his nostrils flaring with visible hot air. How angry must Toilet be? Poor Toilet.
"Thank you for your kindness, sir!"
Wang Jiu felt a little panicked.
"Hey! What do you think you're doing? My boss won't let you get away with this."
Wang Taiyi curled his lip.
"Let's talk about it after that fat guy survives tonight!"
Then he said to the toilet:
"Hey, be careful, this guy is really tough. He knows hard qigong, his whole body is incredibly hard. I heard that these kinds of masters can even kill with their tongues, they're so hard."
Is that really how it is? Toilet's eyes lit up even more.
"Sir, could you give me two bottles of those little blue pills? I need to have a good fight!"
Wang Taiyi was furious.
"What nonsense are you spouting? What little blue pills? Do I need those? Who are you trying to insult?"
Wang Taiyi pointed inside the villa.
"There's deer blood and all sorts of penises in the kitchen, feel free to use them. Oh, and I'm giving you the day off tomorrow."
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Chapter 179 The Big Boss Gone Just Like That
Early morning, at the big boss's residence.
The big boss was still awake, absentmindedly flipping through comics. Wang Jiu hadn't returned yet; had something happened to him?
"Squeak~~"
A sudden stop was followed by the sound of tires screeching against the pavement.
"Is there a situation?"
The big boss rolled out of bed, went to the window, and hid behind the curtains to look down.
Four or five cars stopped in front of the big boss's apartment building. Three people wearing gold masks led a group of people wearing silver masks and carrying weapons to the apartment door.