117 Xiao Hei Despises Xiao Shan
117 Xiao Hei Despises Xiao Shan
The next morning, Illya and Xiao Hei were studying the heater at the stove, while Jiang Yihong and Tanaka were still sleeping in bed.
Tian Zhong tightly restrained Jiang Yihong from sleeping, making Jiang Yihong unable to sleep well all night.
He pushed away the plump Tanaka with difficulty and stood up.
"Why can't it light up?" Xiao Hei said as he kept turning on the heater.
"After all, no one has been maintaining it for a long time." Illya said.
Jiang Yihong looked at the two little girls looking so cute together, so he walked back and said with a silly smile: "What's wrong?"
"We want to keep warm, but the heater is broken." Ilia said.
Jiang Yihong glanced at the heater and said, "Get out of the way."
Xiao Hei and Ilia hurriedly moved away. Jiang Yihong knelt down and took a look, then put his hand on the heater.
"optimization!"
[The host uses "Optimization Skill Success" to successfully strengthen the heater, consuming 200 magic points.
Then Jiang Yihong turned on the heater again.
clatter!
Oops
The fire that shot up into the sky burned off Jiang Yihong's eyebrows, and his face was immediately covered in ashes.
"Wow wow wow! Jiang Yihong, you are so awesome! It's so warm!" Ilia said as she stretched out her hand towards the fire to keep warm.
08 Wow wow wow, it’s like a bonfire, so awesome!” Xiao Hei even danced next to the fire.
"md, you used too much force..." Jiang Yihong said speechlessly.
Then he put his hand on his eyebrows and shouted: "Optimize!"
[The host successfully used the "Optimization" skill to beautify the burned eyebrows, consuming 200 magic points. 】
He looked at the glass and looked at his eyebrows, which were as good as ever, and couldn't help but sigh: "It is indeed the strongest skill in the 'Stick Hero', Universal Optimization. "It's really awesome!"
Suddenly he felt a pain in his stomach and went out to use the toilet.
After a while, Bazetla opened the door and walked in. Looking at the fire soaring into the sky, he wondered: "What are you doing?"
"Keep warm." Xiao Hei smiled.
"You can roast a whole lamb..."
"Miss Bazett, did you go out just now?" Illya asked.
"Well, I went to put the enchanted runes on the school. Although it can only sound the alarm once a hostile person invades, it can at least prevent the enemy from making surprise attacks." Bazett explained. road.
"Wow, it's so warm. This heater that was modified by my stepfather seems to no longer need fuel." Xiao Hei shouted.
Illya glanced at the fuel piled in the corner and said: "I didn't expect that even the fuel could fall here. It seems that they were in a hurry when they fled."
"After all, the meteorite fell! It's normal to run faster." Xiao Hei said with a smile.
"Meteorite?" Illya asked in confusion.
"It's the big crater in the center of the town. It came from a meteorite. People in the town told me that it was caused by a meteorite falling five years ago.
"What? But I heard it was a natural gas explosion..." Illya said with a surprised look on her face.
"How is it possible for a natural gas explosion...which company's natural gas can explode such a big hole..." Xiao Hei suddenly said with shame.
"It seems that the information is biased, or someone may be deliberately confusing the situation, so what is the truth..." Bazett said in confusion.
At this time, Xiao Hei stared at Youshan who was still lazily on the bed and said, "Youshan, tell me.
Youshan was speechless and said, "If you don't have anything to do, just ask me..."
Xiao Hei stood up and cursed: "Because you always look like you know everything!"
Youshan turned his head guiltily and said, "No..."
"Look, this is the expression he has now!" Xiao Hei shouted.
"This is a helpless expression..." Youshan said perfunctorily.
"However, it was indeed not a crater or a natural gas explosion, but a tragic disaster caused by the Eiinsworth family or someone five years ago."
"Who and what happened, please tell me clearly! It's all about nmd!" Xiao Hei scolded with contempt.
"I said, you seem to be targeting me." Youshan sat up and said awkwardly.
"Really?" Xiao Hei said with his hands on his hips.
"I don't know the details... Really, after all, I was summoned more than half a year ago and was taken directly to your world. How could I know what happened before that?" Youshan He scratched his head and said.
"Forget it, the little one is unreliable, let's ask our stepfather." Xiao Hei turned around and said.
"Well, Jiang Yihong is more reliable." Ilia smiled.
"Hey, hey, hey! What do you mean?" Xiaoshan was anxious.
"What do you mean? Do you mean I look down on you? Then tell me about the specific situation?" Xiao Hei scolded directly.
"..." Youshan suddenly became embarrassed.
"Hahaha, rather than those inconsequential things, I think we should discuss more practical topics now!"
"For example, how should I rush into the enemy camp, or who is Tanaka-san?"
Xiaohei:
Ilia:
Bazett:
"Hey, hey, what's your expression? Am I wrong to ask?" Youshan became anxious again.
"First, my stepfather said that after meeting up with Sister Da Mao, we will push him over. I think this plan is fine, so the first priority now is to find Sister Da Mao.
Second, isn’t Miss Tanaka our stepmother? Do you have any questions?” Xiao Hei said with disdain on his face.
"No... Do you really think she is your stepmother?" Youshan said with a confused look on his face.
Tanaka was awake now and was still drawing strange pictures on the wall. When he saw that Youshan was talking about himself, he replied, "Isn't it? Tanaka is my husband's wife, so of course she is the stepmother of his child."
"No way, no way, you don't know this knowledge that everyone in kindergarten knows, right? Tanaka knows it, but you don't know it, hahaha!"
Tanaka laughed and mocked mercilessly.
Being laughed at by a mentally retarded person, Young Shan suddenly lost all face and got into bed suspiciously, not wanting to see anyone anymore.
"Miss Tanaka, you can't do this!" Illya hurried over to stop Tanaka.
Youshan immediately became energetic, stood up and shouted: "Ilia is still a good person, she knows how to take care of my feelings - 983°
"Miss Tanaka, you can't doodle!" Illya hugged Tanaka and shouted, completely ignoring Youshan's meaning.
"..." Youshan was extremely embarrassed again because of his misunderstanding.
He was petrified and continued to get into bed.
Tanaka burst out laughing and said, "Tanaka, this is not graffiti, it is passion!"
"Don't make trouble, Miss Tanaka. Recover your memory quickly, and I will help you recover it, otherwise you will really become my stepmother!" Illya said worriedly.
Then Tanaka took a pen and drew directly on Illiya's face, making Illiya look like Santa Claus.
"Miss Illya, please come and show some enthusiasm too!"
Illya's eyebrows suddenly became frivolous and she cursed: "What are you doing!"
"Ah ah ah, grandma is angry!" Tanaka ran away in a hurry.
Then Illya chased Tanaka out.
"Really, you guys are so noisy!" Xiao Hei scolded like a big sister.
At this time, Jiang Yihong came back from using the toilet and said, "It's so refreshing. The toilet just happened to be out of paper, and I found a lot of paper with ghost drawings on the wall."
When Bazett heard this, he took out a rune he drew and asked, "Is it like this?"
"Yeah, you've used it too, it's very useful -"
"Asshole, this is the rune I used to set up the barrier! Go to hell!"
boom!
Jiang Yihong was punched by Bazett and flew out of the window.
"Stepdad!" Xiao Hei shouted in horror.
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