This dragon ball is poisonous

139. I hate this damn handsomeness.



139. I hate this damn handsomeness.

On Namek.

Nailu and Razri listened carefully to Lapis's explanation of teleportation techniques, and experienced teleportation several times in person.

I have to say that the teleportation technique is so convenient and quite tempting.

After Lapis's combat power has greatly increased, the range of sensing breath has been greatly improved, and interstellar travel is completely possible.

It's just that the current human aura on the earth is really pitiful. Lapis has no way to capture the auras of his friends on the earth, so he can't use teleportation skills to travel back and forth between the earth and Namek.

Neru and Lazili don't have this system bug, so learning teleportation skills is more difficult than imagined.

They have been studying for two days now, but the two of them are still confused, unable to grasp any key points at all, and have not yet started to get started.

Lapis also knew that there was no rush. After all, in the original work, Sun Wukong spent a lot of time learning teleportation skills.

It is impossible for Nailu and Lazili to be far more talented than Sun Wukong, so it is understandable that they did not learn anything in a few days.

"Smelly sister, come here and I'll give you something to eat."

Lapis shouted.

Lazili crossed her legs and studied the teleportation technique with her eyes closed.When she heard Lapis calling her, she opened her eyes and rolled her eyes.

Neru, who was near her, couldn't help but twitch her nose.

Smelly?

I don't think it smells bad at all.

It seems that Mr. Lapis is not without flaws. Although he is very strong, he has a disease in his nose. Nailu couldn't help but think this.

"What is it? Could you please call such a smelly sister over?"

Lazlie stood up and walked over.

"In my previous life...well, no, I've eaten this before, and I thought you hadn't eaten it yet. Try it."

Lapis raised his hand like a jingle cat, and burgers, fried chicken, French fries, and Coke appeared on the ground.

It is the classic spicy chicken drumstick set meal.

That’s right, what’s new in the mall today is actually M’s spicy chicken drumstick set meal.

This made Lapis both excited and dumbfounded.

What's exciting is that this thing reminds him of some of his previous life. What makes him laugh or cry is that the mall actually sells this thing.

In fact, this thing is not very delicious. In the past, I just ordered it when I was looking for a place to use Wi-Fi and the air conditioner. In comparison, Lapis liked the French fries better.

"Hamburger?"

Lazlie was stunned for a moment.

It’s not that there are no burgers in this world, so Lazlie still knows about it.

"Yeah, but the taste is a little different, give it a try."

Lapis said as he bought a few more set meals.

Anyway, it’s just a matter of a few points of wealth. A set meal is only worth 1 point of wealth. Lapis feels that his current wealth can turn burgers into a mountain range.

"Naru, come over and eat together."

Lapis shouted.

After two days of getting along, I have become somewhat familiar with each other and are no longer as strange as before.

"We don't need to eat food, just drink." Nailu shook his head and refused.

"Uh, yes, I almost forgot."

Lapis was stunned and then said: "Then try this Coke." As he said that, the Coke in front of him slowly flew up, crossed a distance of more than ten meters, and landed smoothly in front of Nailu.

"Is this water?"

Nailu looked at the paper cup with an M written on the outside. There were water drops on the outside of the paper cup because the soda in the cup was cold.

"Well, it's a kind of water."

Lapis nodded.

Nairu picked up the cup in confusion, opened the lid clumsily, and took a swig.

But I didn't expect that the coke tasted so strange, and it felt spicy in my mouth. I couldn't help but cough violently, and the soda spewed out.

"Ahem..., this...what kind of water is this? It will bite your mouth."

"Uh, can't you drink?"

Bite the water in your mouth?

Lapis couldn't help but spit out such terrible adjectives.

"Drink, I'm not used to drinking."

Neilu was embarrassed to say that he found it unpleasant to drink, but he just said that he was not used to drinking it.

Seeing his uncomfortable look, Lapis used water element magic to replace him with ordinary pure water.

"Drink, it's just ordinary water now."

As for Lazili, she enjoyed the food very well and found it very fresh. It was completely different from the hamburgers and Cokes she had eaten before.

While eating, Razali asked: "Lapis, when are we going back?"

Lapis looked at Neru.

He is not in a hurry about the time to return. After all, there is nothing important to do when returning to Earth.

He still wanted to respect Neru.

Let Nairo decide.

After all, Nailu is leaving Namek to go to Earth with them. This departure will probably be a long time. Maybe Nailu wants to stay on Namek for a while.

Sensing Lapis' gaze, Neru raised his head.

He also heard Razili's question and knew that Lapis was asking for his opinion, so he said: "Let's set off in three days, thank you."

He kept it in mind that Lapis asked for his opinion.

He doesn't talk much and cherishes his words like gold, but he is very kind. Whoever treats him well will be treated better by him.

The kindness and bravery of the Namekians are well reflected in him.

"Okay, we'll set off in three days."

Lapis nodded.

Lazlie buried her head in eating.

Nailu raised his head and drank all the water in the cup, then stood up and said, "Can you rest today? I want to see the great elder."

"Okay, go ahead."

Lapis complied with his request, and Neru flew away.

Another two days passed.

On this day, three spaceships broke through the atmosphere of Namek and turned into three blazing fireballs that smashed into the surface of Namek.

The ground shook, and three circular craters appeared, with plumes of green smoke rising out.

The hatches of the three aircraft opened at the same time, and three strangely dressed astronauts emerged from the spacecraft.

From the aesthetic point of view of the people on earth, the appearance of these three cosmic beings is really unflattering, and using the idiom "crooked melons and split dates" to describe them feels like an insult.

In short, these are three extremely ugly cosmic beings.

The three of them wore uniforms and were soldiers of Frieza's Legion.

That's right, Qiu Yi's team arrived on Namek.

Qiu Yi looked the strangest. He had dark purple skin with spots, no hair on his body, and thick lips that looked like a fish's mouth. There were two tendrils on both sides of his mouth, making him look more like a fish.

And his ears are on the top of his head, like two purple teacups on his head, which is very funny.

His two men are both not tall. One has blue skin and the other has green skin. They are also very ugly. Because they are soy sauce horns, the unscrupulous author does not want to describe these two soldiers at all. .

The blue soldiers looked at their captain Qiu Yi and said, "Captain, what should we do next?"

"Asshole, the captain didn't say anything. When is it your turn to speak?" The green-skinned soldier looked behind him and glared, then turned his head, his face changed instantly, and he nodded and bowed to Qiu Yi with a smile: "Captain, This guy is ignorant."

However, Qiu Yi didn't care at all. He waved his hands, put his hands on his waist, and looked like he was awesome. He laughed and said: "It's okay, it's okay. I'll take a look at the natives of this planet first." Let’s talk about combat effectiveness.”

Qiu Yi said, raised his left hand, and pressed the combat power detector worn on his left eye socket.

The combat effectiveness detector operates and begins to search for nearby energy reactions.

"Drip..."

"Drip drip..."

"Huh? Two people are coming."

"drop."

"Hoo hoo ho... Two scumbags with a combat power of only 5. The fighting power of the natives of this planet is too rubbish, ho ho ho..."

Qiu Yi put his hands on his hips and laughed.

He imitated King Frieza's tone, feeling very happy now.

"drop……"

"coming."

He looked up at the sky and saw a man and a woman landing from the sky.

Well, they are two very handsome human beings. They are so annoying.

This is the type Qiu Yi hates the most.

Sabo was like that. If his fighting ability wasn't far inferior to Sabo, he wouldn't have given Sabo a good look at all.

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