One Punch Naruto

Chapter 155 Departure (6)

To be fair, although Sakura's words were deliberately harsh in order to mock Jiraiya, she actually didn't say anything wrong.

Before the popularization of the ninja village system, the ninja world was in the Warring States Period. Due to constant wars and fighting with each other, the average age of ninjas was less than thirty years old. Since the first Hokage established Konoha, although the situation has improved, But it didn't improve much. All he did was reduce minor and scattered conflicts.

Although the war unit of the ninja world has changed from the ninja clan to the ninja village, this does not mean that the casualties will be reduced. On the contrary, because the ninjas of various countries are unified, the scale of the war will be infinitely expanded.

And the irony is that when Senju Hashirama founded Konoha, a large part of his original intention was to prevent others from dying in battle as children like his brother Senju Hashirama, but he didn't expect to wait until After his death, more children went to the battlefield in droves because of the ninja school and died as cannon fodder.

Because of the constant war, ninjas can usually get married when they are around sixteen years old. If everything goes well, they can become parents before they are twenty years old. Therefore, at Jiraiya's fifty years old, even if Sakura calls him grandpa, It is not an exaggeration, you must know that when Senju Hashirama died, he was not as old as Jiraiya now, but his granddaughter Tsunade was already several years old at that time.

But that's true, but for Jiraiya, Sakura's words about "grandpa" were even more uncomfortable than killing him.

After being stunned for a second or two, he suddenly reacted. Jiraiya became furious, pointed at Sakura, his lips trembled with anger, and said tremblingly: "You, you, you... what did you just say? You said I’m a grandpa?”

"Yes, is there any problem?" Sakura asked deliberately pretending to be surprised.

"Oh, it seems that I still overestimated you." Then, without waiting for Jiraiya to say anything, Sakura sighed again, spread her hands and said helplessly: "It seems that you are better than I thought." You are much older, and your ears are no longer working well. You can't hear me clearly at such a close distance, and you have to ask me again. It's really pitiful." After saying that, Sakura shook her head. He looked at Jiraiya with very sympathetic eyes.

Of course, such a look could not comfort Jiraiya. Its only effect was to make Jiraiya even more angry.

"Of course there is a problem! How could there be no problem? I am still in my prime. I am in the golden age of a man. He is not an old man! An ignorant little girl like you doesn't understand anything at all. Ah!" Unable to bear Sakura's gaze, Jiraiya said angrily.

Immediately afterwards, Jiraiya took a deep breath, suppressed his anger, and shouted: "Also, please listen carefully to me, there is nothing wrong with my ears!"

"Okay, okay, everything you said is right. I was wrong. You are not an old man, right?" Sakura echoed him as if she was shocked by Jiraiya's words.

"That's pretty much it. At least you still have some perspective..." Jiraiya nodded with satisfaction, but just as he breathed a sigh of relief, he was once again so angry at Sakura's next words that he almost vomited blood.

I saw Sakura muttering in a very small voice: "The book is right. Sure enough, people will become weird when they get old. No matter what, let's just follow what this old man says." And this The voice happened to be heard by Jiraiya who was still paying attention to her.

Jiraiya choked on his breath and almost fainted due to Sakura's anger. He raised his finger and pointed at Sakura. His other hand clenched into a fist involuntarily and said angrily: "Damn brat, I must teach you a lesson." .”

"What's wrong with going too far? Do the dignified Sannin have to attack a genin when they can't defeat others?" Sakura said with disdain as she watched these two holding hands tightly.

"You..." Jiraiya was speechless for a moment, but his hand that was clenched into a fist was loosened. Just like Sakura said, as a dignified Sannin, it was unreasonable for him to attack a genin or a girl.

And this is what Sakura expected. Although Jiraiya usually behaves very shamelessly in front of Naruto, it is still very low-level. What's more, if you get to the bottom of it, he is the one who took the initiative to provoke him. Sakura, it would be too ugly to take action just because you can't convince the other party. His mind is not so narrow-minded, and the way he made fists just now was just a subconscious move.

Maybe it would be Orochimaru. Although he has never cared much about other people's words or what other people think of him, if someone dares to be so provocative in front of him, Orochimaru must be I wouldn't mind wasting a little more time to kill them. It would be better if I could do experiments along the way.

Of course, if she was facing Orochimaru, Sakura wouldn't be so presumptuous. As for the previous robbery, it was only done when Orochimaru was in an extremely weak state. It cannot be regarded as normal, and she will be like this now. It irritated Jiraiya because he knew that with his character, he would not get really angry over such a trivial matter, so he committed suicide like this.

"Hahaha, how about it, lustful immortal, let me tell you, Sakura is very powerful, you still don't believe it, just now you said that I am incompetent, but I am obviously the same, there is absolutely nothing I can do against Sakura, hahaha." When Jiraiya was helpless with Sakura, Naruto, who had been watching the whole process, jumped in front of him and said very proudly, with a full expression of schadenfreude on his face.

But what Naruto didn't expect was that after Jiraiya heard his ridicule, not only did he not become more depressed as he expected, but his eyes lit up.

He grabbed Naruto and pulled him aside like before, staring at him without saying a word.

"Okay, Lewd Sage, what's wrong with you? Don't look at me like this. You're making me so awkward." Naruto said, feeling uncomfortable after being looked at by Jiraiya's strange eyes.

Jiraiya looked at Naruto seriously and said in a deep voice: "Naruto, I want to ask you something, is that okay?"

"What's going on?" Naruto instinctively had a bad premonition, so he didn't agree directly, but asked cautiously first.

"It's very simple. I just want you to help me teach that nasty little girl a lesson." Jiraiya put his arm around Naruto's shoulders, looked directly into his face, and said every word. .