area51novel Chapter 228 228. Playing a trick
Chapter 228 228. Playing a trick
Chapter 228 228. Playing a trick
".I am a person. I have done a lot of good things, and I have also done a lot of bad things, but I always believe in one thing!"
"Long live Huaxia!!!"
Brother Dangzheng started talking about his family history, and kept talking about the burdens he felt, the setbacks he experienced, and the dangers he faced when he was growing up.
And finally realized that all this is a test of destiny.
After laying the groundwork for such a long speech, Brother Zheng ignited the blood in everyone's hearts with a sentence of "Long live China", and then he changed the tone and began to praise the efforts of the people present, how much he, the creator of the empire, was pleased.
Li Fei and Brother Min, who were dumbfounded, gradually understood at this time.
After understanding Brother Zheng's nonsense, what on earth did he want to do!
This shriveled boy knew that he could not win in the Six Arts, so he wanted to use the modern Six Arts to defeat Brother Min.
But where did the modern six arts come from?
So this is not just made up by him!
Hurry up!
Stop him!
Brother Min, with murderous intent on his face, gave the team Li Cheng Yaojin a look, because he was the first hob meat under his command.
Only a fool like him dared to go crazy on such an occasion!
Cheng Yaojin, who had never been seen very often on this street, got the big brother's eyes that needed him, he smiled inwardly, and then raised his eyebrows at the second goalkeeper provocatively.
Even if there are unscrupulous merchants in City C who get out your 1:1 imitation silicone dolls and put them in front of other people's houses to ward off evil spirits, so what?
Think of good generals when the country is in trouble!
Let's see who Brother Shimin thinks of at the critical moment!
Cheng Yaojin, the number one hob in the early Tang Dynasty, seized the opportunity when most people in Daqin were focusing on Brother Zheng, and rushed over with a stride.
When the first person issued a warning sound, Cheng Yaojin pounced on a tiger, threw the speaker down, and smashed it on the spot with a punch.
At this time, Brother Zheng had just finished talking about the first project he proposed.
"I think we should combine ancient and modern times. When deciding the outcome, we should also consider the appreciation of everyone present, so I suggest that the first item should be more than clothing matching. After all, it is a kind of politeness to be dry and handsome."
Well, after insisting that handsomeness is a courtesy to others when it comes to comparing appearance, Brother Zheng saw that the stereo was smashed by Cheng Yaojin on the spot.
Brother Zheng, who seemed to have expected this for a long time, waved his hand calmly.
"Bring up the speakers for me!"
With one order, there are two hundred men outside the venue, each with a speaker on his shoulder, with an impressive attitude that you can smash it as you like, anyway, I have money and can afford it.
As for Cheng Yaojin, it's no wonder that Brother Min was the first man he chose in a shameless environment.
"Oops! I'm a little too drunk! I need to get some rest"
Then, everyone watched Cheng Yaojin rush towards the two hundred men, insisting on smashing all the two hundred speakers on the spot.
Brother Zheng saw Cheng Yaojin being so shameless, he turned his head to look at Brother Min, and sneered, "Oh, the method is so cheap?"
"You're going to lose face if you make up a modern Six Arts by yourself?" Brother Min immediately sarcastically said.
Seeing that the two of them had a real fight again, Li Fei not only didn't stop him this time, but started a fire beside him.
"Brother Min, this kid is so arrogant! Hurry up and get him!"
Not to be outdone, Pegg also echoed, "Brother Zheng! That bastard is so arrogant! Fuck him!"
The two emperors who originally wanted to continue cursing looked at the husband and wife next to them, but the fire in their hearts was extinguished inexplicably.
Fight, fight, fight, fight!
They are playing us like monkeys!
Brother Zheng looked at Brother Min again, the hostility in his eyes disappeared, and only his recognition of the emperor's brotherhood remained.
He thought a lot at this moment.
He remembered that in order to achieve their own goals, the courtiers deliberately used their own power to set up a situation to obtain their interests.
How familiar is this scene?
Looking at the tears in Brother Min's eyes again, Brother Zheng threw the microphone away and sighed inwardly.
Sure enough, in this world, only the emperor can understand the emperor.
Brother Zheng, with a sore nose, walked out of the red carpet, stepped on the lawn, walked up to Brother Min, stretched out his arms, and gave Brother Min a big hug.
All of a sudden, the originally bustling audience fell silent.
That kind of feeling of watching a movie about wits and wits, but after the opening credits, the plot immediately came to a family carnival, which made everyone present feel like a stick in their throats.
This Nima.
I'm here to see Yingzheng fight against Li Shimin!
Not to see that the emperors of the world are all brothers!
Can you two fight!
Don't hold each other there with snot and tears flowing!
Aren't you disgusting us!
Brother Zheng, who doesn't care what outsiders think, he wept and patted Brother Min on the back, sobbing, "We've been fighting for so long, and we've forgotten that each other is one of the few friends in this world! "
Brother Min, who was extremely moved in his heart, nodded vigorously, "Yes, before I came here, I faced my old friend who had fought side by side, and finally became a courtier. When the two sides became unfamiliar, I thought that I would never have friends"
"After coming here, smoking and bragging with you and Xiaokangzi, I finally found a sense of happiness of having friends!"
Xiao Kangzi: "You were moved, and you don't forget to hurt me, right?"
"It's a great fortune to have Emperor Li as my friend!" Brother Zheng laughed through his tears.
Brother Min laughed heartily, "Three lives are indeed lucky! My friend!"
Seeing that the situation was about to come, it slipped directly to the moment when the two emperors killed a chicken head and sworn brothers with different surnames on the spot. Brother Zheng's sudden words made everyone present gasp.
"So my friend, I win, right?"
"Yes, you are a big watermelon! You are so good, Ying Zheng! You actually played this trick with me!"
Brother Min subconsciously replied with one word. When he realized that he had been deceived, his face darkened, and he uttered a swear word, and punched Brother Zheng.
Brother Zheng, who had been prepared for a long time, hid back, and the military general behind him rushed up, protected his elder brother inside, and hit the chest of the opposite Tang Dynasty general with his chest.
As a result, the onlookers who had just taken a breath saw a scene that probably only appeared when the animals were in the mating season.
Based on the rule of inability to harm.
These generals gave full play to their imagination and used their calf muscles and big pectoral muscles to create a new combat skill - Chest War.
Just like those West Coast street people across the ocean.
Put your hands behind your back and hit the opponent with your chest to complete the provocation.
These generals, who knew nothing of themselves, or where they learned this trick, desperately hit each other with their chests, trying to knock them to the ground.
The two sides 'rubbed' each other back and forth like this, Brother Zheng waved his hand, "Okay, let's not talk nonsense! Let's start with the personal image!"
Brother Min: "How dare I compare this with you?"
Brother Zheng: "Just because I am Zulong, don't recognize me if you have the ability!"
(End of this chapter)