area51novel Chapter 313 The Dog Emperor Boldly Appoints His Concubine
Chapter 313 The Dog Emperor Boldly Appoints His Concubine
Seeing Jiang Yuan getting into trouble, Zhong Liang became anxious.
Although he didn't like Jiang Yuan, at least the other party had just saved him, so he turned around and looked for water, wanting to learn from Jiang Yuan and use the water-throwing method to save people.
"late."
Yu Lao stopped him and reminded him, "They are jealous, not stupid. It's too late to throw water now."
Zhong Liang was anxious: "What should we do then?"
As long as you stand on the stage, you will be blocked by the rules of cause and effect and cannot escape.
If he didn't think of a solution, Jiang Yuan would surely be killed by surging jealousy based on his pretty face.
Elder Yu looked at the palace maid on the stage and said firmly:
"This little trouble won't bother him."
indeed.
Although the nail board was hanging high above his head and could threaten his life at any time, Jiang Yuan was not panicked at all. He just stood on the stage and watched the situation.
The concubines chattered more and more excitedly.
Someone in the crowd suddenly mentioned it.
"I was wondering why this person looked so familiar. Isn't she the slave girl who slipped and splashed water just now?"
"It turns out to be her."
"Your hands and feet are not in good condition, and you look so scary. You shouldn't stay in the palace."
The ladies sentenced Jiang Yuan to death in just a few words.
The queen listened silently, and nodded with satisfaction at the armrest with her sharp long armor. She was about to signal the eunuchs to take action, but she noticed something strange.
I saw the beautiful palace maid standing on the stage with an elegant posture. Facing the fierce curses from the concubines, she was not afraid at all. Instead, she curled the corners of her lips and showed a happy smile.
"Dogtail Flower, what are you laughing at?"
The Queen asked.
Jiang Yuan replied: "I laugh at the ladies and they are right. I have indeed been bullied in the village since I was a child because of my ugly appearance. I didn't have enough food to eat and warm clothes to wear."
Queen: "In that case, you shouldn't laugh."
Jiang Yuan: "But I have always heard that the Queen is virtuous, beautiful, and kind to the people. That is why I went to great lengths to enter the palace, hoping to see the Queen who is so compassionate and unparalleled in the world."
"Now that I have seen you, I will be satisfied even if I die."
He flattered and coaxed the emperor so much that the concubines present got goose bumps and felt even more disgusted.
But after a moment, the queen actually laughed out loud and cursed:
"You are such a clever little devil, don't think I can't hear your flattery."
Jiang Yuan: "Your Majesty, the Queen is wise.
You know, you know.
Because Jiang Yuan spoke in a neither humble nor arrogant manner, was sincere and credible, flattering and full of emotions, the queen was satisfied and gradually gave up her murderous intention.
So she said, "However, I have always been kind-hearted, so I will let you go today. But you will still be punished for your carelessness."
"You will be confined to the Xinzheku and never allowed to come out."
This kind of punishment was almost nothing to Jiang Yuan, so he bowed decisively and said:
"Thank you, Queen."
Seeing Jiang Yuan escape easily, Zhong Liang stood not far away and whispered:
"I said this guy is a smooth talker and never tells the truth."
General Zhong has a strong character and is good at fighting. He is not good at dealing with these vicious women, and he will not flatter them.
However, Old Yu did not reply. He looked at Jiang Yuan's back in a daze.
This old scholar has been old-fashioned and serious all his life, and he hates people who are smooth-talking the most.
But Jiang Yuan is an exception.
Because of his cynical and smooth appearance, the old man always sees the shadow of another person through him.
His unfilial son who died young...
"Young man."
Old Yu narrowed his eyes slightly and sighed from the bottom of his heart: "It would be better to be more lively."
Got through.
Jiang Yuan has always been an expert at speaking differently to different people, and he can easily control the little queen.
But just as he was about to step off the stage, there was new movement outside the door.
"The Emperor has arrived!"
"The Emperor has arrived!"
"The Emperor has arrived!"
Artificial echoes, layer by layer.
Inside and outside the palace, all the concubines and servants knelt on the ground to welcome the emperor.
"May your Majesty be blessed!"
This world view game is interesting, but it has a very troublesome flaw.
That means there are too many gifts.
In this place with strict hierarchy, one has to perform eight hundred rituals a day, and kneeling is commonplace, which is not very friendly to the knees of modern people.
Especially modern people who have long been accustomed to games have always relied on force to pass levels, and no one will abide by local rules.
Old Yu's old bones were almost broken from kneeling, and General Zhong felt even more uncomfortable, but due to the suppression, he had to kneel down.
Jiang Yuan always follows the local customs. He knelt down with his knees sank, feeling no burden at all. With his peach blossom eyes, he observed the emperor who was about to appear.
Soon, a huge procession of ceremonial guards entered the Fanghua Hall.
In the middle of the long team, there was a dark golden dragon chariot floating.
Eight eunuchs carried the heavy sedan chair, with a huge dark gold canopy with intricate layers that covered everyone from head to toe, tightly sealed.
With this look, not to mention the emperor’s appearance, it’s hard to even tell whether he is a human or a ghost.
The guard of honor walked into the dark palace and crushed the milky white blind maggots that blocked their way.
When the emperor moved from the dragon chariot to the dragon throne, Jiang Yuan's ears moved slightly, and he caught a glimpse of a fat and moist giant thing wriggling between the dark golden gauze curtains, and the dull sound of friction with the carpet.
Snap---
Snap-----
Jiang Yuan concluded that this emperor was not a human being.
At least his lower body was not humanoid, it should be some kind of giant snake or worm-like creature.
Then, could this lord of the Purple Gold Palace, the monster emperor who holds the highest power in the feudal dynasty, be the sect leader?
Although Zhong Liang said that the emperor is the leader of the sect.
But the game has been upgraded and the identity of the sect leader needs to be re-determined.
As the emperor took his seat, the atmosphere in the hall suddenly became more depressing.
The air was stagnant, shadows rolled in as if they were real, and no one dared to breathe.
In front of the dark golden gauze curtain stood an old eunuch who was the chief steward. He had his eyes closed, his eyelids were sunken, and there was a thick layer of blood scabs on the seams between his eyes. It was obvious that he was also blind.
In this deep palace, it seems that all servants who have stayed for a long time look like this.
The blind eunuch bowed beside the emperor, listened for a moment, and then asked the emperor a question in his old duck voice:
"Queen, where is my concubine?"
The queen pointed to the door in panic: "They have all been chosen and are waiting outside."
At the reminder of the nanny, Zhongliang, Yu Lao and the beautiful girls who had just been selected walked to the front of the hall and lined up in a row for the emperor to admire.
They still had the same hairstyle as before. The concubines thought that the emperor liked ugly girls, so they all acted like fools with crooked noses and slanted eyes.
Looking at this group of carefully selected beauties, the emperor's curtains trembled and his face was filled with joy.
The eunuch translated: "Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, the queen is virtuous, she really selected a group of wonderful people for me!"
Hearing the compliment, Zhong Liang proudly whispered: "Look, Master Yu, I told you that the emperor would fall deeply in love with us."
Old Yu frowned: "But we didn't apply the Wanhua Yindie Fragrance, how did he fall in love with us?"
Zhongliang added: "Well... the emperor's taste is hard to tell."
Inside the Fanghua Palace.
The Queen said modestly, "Your Majesty, you are too kind."
The old eunuch walked up to the queen, bowed respectfully, and then -
Bang---! ! !
There was a loud noise like thunder, and the old eunuch slapped the queen in the face, blowing her head backwards like a top, and she fell to the ground!
The phoenix crown rolled off, and the jewels and jade were scattered all over the ground, blending with the maggots everywhere, inseparable.
"Nonsense!"
The chief eunuch cursed on behalf of the emperor: "You vicious women, you chose these rags to curse me to have no children or grandchildren!"
The emperor's mind is hard to predict. This emperor actually played a trick of first praising and then criticizing.
"Your Majesty, please calm down! Your Majesty, please calm down!"
"I dare not. These ladies are truly the best of this year, Your Majesty!"
This group of women, full of jealousy and shrewdness, immediately knelt on the ground, kowtowed repeatedly, and trembled like sieves, no longer having the arrogance they had just now.
Their heads knocked against each other with a ping-pong sound, and the pearl curtains flew around, revealing the ugly faces underneath that had long been rotten and corrupted, half human, half ghost. The young beauties were so frightened that they turned pale and took a step back.
"It's really blinding your dog eyes!"
The eunuch kicked the quibbling concubine over, pointed at the old man and cursed:
"If these two ugly women could become outstanding, there would be no more women in the world!"
Yu Lao and Zhong Liang: ...
wonderful.
fantastic.
Jiang Yuan squatted on the stage and watched the show from the clearest first-person perspective.
He really loves watching this kind of chaotic and violent palace drama!
It’s hot and noisy, just like the New Year, making people want to eat some melon seeds.
However, amidst the chaotic cries and scolding, a strange and sticky gaze passed through the gauze curtain, through the hall, and headed straight for Jiang Yuan's face.
Ok?
This familiar feeling is...
Good, good, it looks like I’m being targeted again, he thought.