Even if a fisherman enters an infinite game, he still has to cast a rod

Chapter 312: Draft, but all of them are big guys (3)

There are negative reviews everywhere in the palace.

General Zhong stood on the stage, sweating profusely.

The middle-aged lady's mind was racing, and her eardrums could even detect the horrible sound of the eunuch's palms rubbing against the rope.

It's over, it's really over now.

He wanted to escape.

But this stage, no, it should be called the execution platform. As a part of the level, it has the bonus of causality. Since he stood on it, he has been locked in by the air wall and cannot escape. He can only stand there and wait to die!

The poor general fought on the battlefield all his life, but in the end he was transformed into a parrot and died at the hands of a bunch of nagging women!

It's so fucking funny!

despair-

despair-

despair-

The armor set studded with gems tapped the phoenix chair lightly. The blind old nanny beside the queen understood the imperial decree and prepared to put down the sign and smash Zhong Liang to death.

But just when the wrinkled old man was about to throw down the wooden sign----!

"ah!"

A careless maid ran over from nowhere, screamed, and fell to the ground. The wooden bucket in her hand fell over, and the bloody red water splashed, covering the beauty on the stage from head to toe.

The dirty water from mopping the floor splashed down on his head, and blood mixed with mud splashed all over his face, which made Zhongliang feel sick.

"Bah bah bah!"

He subconsciously wiped the dirty water off his face, and when he saw that the palace maid who was causing trouble was Jiang Yuan, he was immediately panicked.

"what you do!?"

Don’t you think my death is disgusting enough?

The sudden change disrupted the rhythm of the audition.

Not far away, the housekeeper came over after hearing the news and scolded in panic: "You lowly slave! How can you do your job!"

Jiang Yuan bowed her head and apologized repeatedly: "Madam, please forgive me. I accidentally spilled the water. Please forgive me."

If you do something wrong, you should be punished. Mammy raised the whip to whip you, but just as the whip was about to fall---

"Alas?"

A questioning voice suddenly came from the palace in front, interrupting the nanny's actions.

"I didn't think so just now, but now that I take a closer look, I realize that this sister has a pretty good foundation."

One of the concubines suddenly and strangely began to praise Zhong Liang.

"Yes, the water washed away the disgusting smell. I didn't expect there was a beauty hidden underneath. I really like her."

"This is the most outstanding one among the beauties I have seen today. She is very pretty and charming. Your Majesty will definitely like her."

Zhongliang:?

If you don’t know, you might think they are praising a stunning beauty who is buried under makeup.

But in fact, Zhong Liang was now dirty and smelly, and his makeup was smeared, revealing most of his true face. He was burly and rough, and looked like a man among men, a rough man among rough men, and had nothing to do with being handsome and charming.

Now even the middle-aged concubine herself was confused.

Is there something wrong with these women's brains?

How can you regard fragrance as stinky, ugliness as beauty, and tell lies with open eyes?

After the concubines discussed animatedly for a moment, tapping sounds were heard, and the whole place fell silent, and then the queen in the deepest corner spoke.

"May I have your name?"

Zhong Liang finally realized that Jiang Yuan was here to save him, and he quickly said:

"Your Majesty, I am Zhong Yanyan, the daughter of Yun En, the assistant minister of Zhong Guogong."

"That's a nice name."

The Queen spoke in a dull voice, but her voice was so sharp that it made people feel uncomfortable.

She said, "Since the sisters like it, then stay and be a noble."

Alive!

Zhongliang quickly bowed and said, "Thank you, Queen, and thank you, all the ladies."

The general got off safely and became the first concubine to be given a flower and retained today.

During this time, the other concubines looked confused, not knowing what was going on.

Jiang Yuan saw how cute they were and whispered, "Ladies are well-informed and don't like gaudy things. They prefer something simple and plain like this."

【朴理无采】The four characters are pronounced with emphasis.

The NPC beauties understood his hidden meaning, and quickly squatted down and smeared the dirty water on their faces. Some even fell to the ground and rolled three times.

Then comes Old Yu, who was also affected by the filth. He is now wet and smelly, with dirty make-up, a big nose, a wrinkled face, and a haggard appearance, just like Gargamel from The Smurfs.

His appearance on the stage astounded all the concubines.

There was constant praise in the hall, praising the old woman as a fairy from heaven, rare to see in a thousand years, and the most beautiful creation of the goddess Nuwa. She was soon approved unanimously and promoted to Yu Guiren.

Old Yu lived a decent life, but he never expected to encounter such humiliation in his later years. He was almost angered to death by them.

With Jiang Yuan's advice, other concubines managed to survive by pretending to be ugly and stupid with crooked noses and squinting eyes, and were given the titles of Yi-Ying or Chang-Zai.

When a concubine first enters the palace, she is usually given the title of Changzai. If she is a little better, she will be given the title of Yingying. Only a few can be given the title of Guiren.

It can be seen that the strength of General Yu and General Zhong is extraordinary.

This result seemed to indicate that everyone in the harem was blind, but Jiang Yuan knew clearly that these women hiding behind the pearl curtains were neither blind nor stupid. None of them was a fool. They were all pretending to be confused even though they knew the truth.

They simply hated people who were younger and prettier than themselves, and spoke in the opposite way out of jealousy, executing every showgirl who tried her best to show off her merits.

There is no room for excellence here.

Even though General Zhong looked so ugly, the fragrance on his body still aroused their malicious intent.

Old Yu figured this out when he saw Jiang Yuan's water-throwing operation, and Zhong Liang also understood it after he stepped down. He felt so disgusted that he almost vomited.

He was already tired of nagging, and he hated the sinister and hypocritical calculations among women even more.

Having said that, Jiang Yuan’s help this time was not out of kindness because he had nothing better to do.

He took action only after politely seeking Mr. Yu's consent.

Just as Zhongliang and Yu Lao left the stage and the other beauties came on stage, Jiang Yuan came to collect his payment.

"Take this ring."

Old Yu took off the jade ring on his thumb and said, "After we exit the game, I will help you do something that does not violate moral principles and etiquette."

Jiang Yuan thought about it and said distressedly: "Doesn't that mean we can't do anything?"

"..."

Old Yu held his forehead and said seriously, "That's your business."

"alright."

Jiang Yuan did not make things difficult for the old man. After putting the priceless imperial green ring into his sleeve, he looked at Concubine Zhong with a smile.

Zhong Liang folded his arms: "I didn't ask you for help."

He didn't want to be saved by his past enemies, especially Jiang Yuan, from the bottom of his heart. Asking him to give something in return for gratitude was simply wishful thinking.

"That's all."

Yu Lao knew that he was embarrassed, and he was the one who entrusted him to save people, so he said to Jiang Yuan: "I will do two things for you."

"Sister Yu is still very honest."

Jiang Yuan smiled and looked at Zhong Liang with a look of disdain, as if he was looking at a freeloader:

"Unlike some great generals who are arrogant after getting an advantage."

"you...!"

This made Zhongliang very upset, and he said immediately: "Forget it! I will take care of my own affairs!"

He reached his hand into his collar, pulled hard, broke the necklace on his chest, and threw something to Jiang Yuan neatly.

"I can also help you with one thing, as long as it's not illegal."

Jiang Yuan took it and spread out his hands, and saw that it was a silver iron plate with Zhong Liang's name, rank, blood type and other information engraved on it.

This is an identification card, commonly known as a dog tag, which is a very important personal item for soldiers.

Although he said he was unhappy, giving the dog tag, which symbolized his identity, to Jiang Yuan was enough to prove his sincerity.

By using a basin of dirty water, he could gain favors from two national leaders. This deal was really profitable and would also bring a lot of convenience to Jiang Yuan's future plans.

“Thank you for your patronage.”

He collected the token with dignity and gave his sincerest wishes: "Please be well, my two noble sisters, and get out of this game alive."

Yu Lao: “…”

General Zhong: “…”

As they were talking, the other beauties also finished their performances.

Thanks to Jiang Yuan's miraculous healing skills, all ten beauties in the last round passed the test, achieving a 100% survival rate.

Just as the draft was over and everyone was about to leave---

"Little girl over there, which palace are you from?"

A sarcastic female voice sounded, passing by everyone's ears.

"Why are you leaving?"

The nanny stopped Jiang Yuan and said, "Empress Wan Guifei is asking you a question!"

"I?"

Jiang Yuan was surprised.

The talent show is over, why are you suddenly asking a passerby like me to do something?

A sense of foreboding arose in the Son of God's heart, and at the same time he felt as if he were being pierced by several needles, and that he was in great danger.

But he still turned around, bowed his head, and said respectfully to everyone in the hall:

"Reporting to the queen, I am a palace maid at the bottom of the Xinzheku, Bingzi group, Dogtail Flower Thirteen."

After a few knocks, the queen, who was sitting in the shadows like a devil, spoke.

"Little palace maid, please stand on the stage and let me have a good look at you."

The eunuchs around were watching him covetously, so Jiang Yuan was forced to go on stage. As soon as he raised his head, a unified gasp was heard in the hall.

"Oh my god..."

"How could such a lowly and lowly person exist in this world, and how did he enter the palace when he looked so filthy and abominable?"

"This appearance is really vicious and disgusting."

"Looking any more will make your eyes dirty."

"Such a lewd and depraved figure that harms the country must not be seen by Your Majesty, as it would pollute the holy eyes."

Their tone was sour and venomous, as cold and terrifying as a snake or scorpion. They almost wanted to rush over and tear Jiang Yuan's face off on the spot.

Then stick it on your face.

Jiang Yuan: “…”

Combining his own situation, he immediately understood what was going on.

have to.

It seems that my unparalleled beauty has accidentally triggered their jealousy.